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Jean Chrétien is a knob

The idiot Canadian PM thinks Hamas is not a terrorist group.


Let's face it, the Soviets sucked at everything except chess and vodka

One of the unrealised fantasties of certain anti-american blubberpots was that one day the fearsome Soviet military would attack and teach those darned arrogant americans a lesson. Well as this fascinating essay argues, the soviet military wasn't all it was cracked up to be. (Link via Pejman)

I wonder how long before some idiot screams about this?

The crisis in Zimbabwe is threatening to overshadow this week's Earth Summit in Johannesburg, with the West refusing to fund development for Third World regimes that abuse the rule of law.

I can hear it now: screeching about western cultural imperialism (traced to the USA of course) and how the taxpayers of the west have a moral duty to support third-world tyrants.

Another Fairfax pants-wetter

Dingbat Melbourne academic Janet McCalman offers a seriously confused article in The Age, throwing in a random array of subject matter to say the days of evil individual rights are over, and we must concentrate on the wonders of communism.

Is this the century of the community?

Ask the North Koreans honey, they've been trying it out for a while.

To start off, she trots out a rather hazy argument where she says we're not to blame for climate change, but it's all our fault anyway.

Rarely has climate change been easy for people to live with, and the historical record is full of natural disasters, inundations, destructive storms and desiccating transformations. However, the modern world we have built is far less able to cope with sudden increases in severe rainfall: natural drainage has been blocked by buildings and roads; streams diverted underground; rivers dammed; marshes that once absorbed overflows drained and dried out; and everywhere the built environment leaves little open ground to absorb surface water.

Ah, that's it. It's modern technology that is costing us so dear. We've all seen just how well "the natural method" works in preventing disasters in developing countries.

She then blabs on about the ecological horrors of big cities. Then - naturally - she switches tack and starts blubbing about the evilness of the coalition.

At the same time, Peter Costello, the man who would be prime minister, went to the bush to sell himself as the man of the future. He dressed the part, courtesy of R.M. Williams; he clowned; he boomed; he stood at the end of a long queue for a bush dunny; he hinted at the likely sale of the rest of Telstra; he assured us that while he was a true-blue conservative on family values, he's flexible on moral issues that are troubling some of his colleagues.

Not once did he tackle the hard political and social issues that confront us as our environment dies under the onslaught of careless development. Not once did he show the intellectual leadership we need to face a future of too little water, useless salty land, dead orchards and thirsty cities. Not once did he reflect on the burdens of debt, income insecurity and poor education that condemn so many of our young people to lifetime poverty.

Talk about a confused agenda: Non-man-made environmental problems, Peter Costello's clothes, the sale of a telecommunications company and urban poverty. It's kinda hard to see exactly what point she is trying to make overall, apart from maybe "why do you keep voting for the coalition?? We know better than you and you never listen to us!! Can't you see we're all going to hell in a handbasket?!?!?"

What he believes in, we are told, is true liberalism: the freedom of the individual. And yet that sort of unthinking championship of the individual marks Peter Costello and so many like him in the Coalition as yesterday's men and women.

The world has moved on. That rhetoric was appropriate in the 19th century when the political and religious rights of the individual had to be fought for. This is the 21st century, and the challenge now is the powerlessness of poor people. This must be the century of the community.

She's gonna write some great stuff when she's out of loser-therapy I'm sure. The world has "moved on" from individual freedoms, and now we must go back to those wonderful progressive ideologies which resulted in tens of millions of deaths from communist terror, and untold environmental damage from those same, enlightened, non-capitalist folk.

John Howard may be riding high, but he leads a party that has long passed its use-by date.

Pity then, that it keeps getting voted back into office. I guess not everyone has the same nostalgia for 18% interest rates, double-digit unemployment and "white people are evil" Labor social policy.

Arrogant gits

Tim Blair and Scott Wickstein have seen fit to do was it rightfully my job: bashing airhead "intellectual" Hugh Mackay. How dare they.

Mighty Wrighty

Paul Wright has blessed us with a kick-ass piece on cultural relativism and the snivelling hypocrisy of the wretched "we have a lot to learn from the UN & the third world" crowd.

I’m proud of what my country has achieved, and I want to hold on to what we have here. I will no longer sit quietly while this country’s legitimacy is questioned, and I will not allow comparisons to non-democratic countries, or to international bodies. I want my elected government to make the laws for my country, and I am willing to defend the right of other democracies to do the same. These decisions will no longer be outsourced to international bodies or opinions. Our values are better than others, our way of living is better than anything that has gone before. Citizenship in my country is a privilege that carries right to freedom, and the responsibility of maintaining it.

Yowza. Somebody buy this man a beer.

Decor Über Alles

Two years ago I purchased the DVD of Francis Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula. I had fond memories of it from when I watched it at the cinema in 1992, and a viewing on video a few months later.

Last night I finally got around to watching the DVD, and lordy, what a kick in the bollocks. Take out the awesome production design, pretty costumes and cinematography, and you're left with a howling, incoherent mess.

Keanu Reeves gives arguably the worst acting performance I've ever seen in a big studio pic. Everyone else acts like a shopfloor dummy, except for Anthony Hopkins who spends most of his time yelling incoherently as screaming winds blow around him. Character development is non-existent, the screenplay fails completely to convey the simple-but-powerful Dracula storyline. Oldman & Ryder have zero chemistry as the tragic couple. Ryder is, well, awful.

I still reckon Oldman's Count Drac is pretty damned good, even if a lot of his dialogue is unintelligible, though this was a problem for a lot of people in the movie: so much of the dialogue is incoherent yelling or incoherent mumbling. Somebody please give these geese some diction lessons and teach Coppola some basics in recording dialogue so that it can actually be understood.

No bestiality here

To whoever found this site with the search string "snakes fucking people", I hope you eventually found what you were looking for.

Amir Butler's very important question

Our own Taliban cheerleader Amir Butler asks.....

Why be suprised that the FBI is acting like the FBI? Targeting minorities is part of their ignoble tradition.

So then, the FBI are acting more like Muslims every day. Isn't that a good thing?


Black Hawk Let-Down

Watched the DVD of Black Hawk Down on my home cinema giant-screen thingy tonight. Spectacular as a stand-alone action movie, a huge let-down as a cinematic telling of an amazing story.

Non-existent screenplay, woeful inaccuracies, sloppy direction. Like the film of The Perfect Storm, they made a great true story feel like stock Hollywood fiction. It could have been so much more. Damn :(

Patriotic Fireworks for my American readers

Dear Americans,

Here's something you've always wanted to do: control the 4th of July fireworks in seven different cities of the USA. Thanks the Steve of California for link-alertage.


The HisTory of Michael Jackson's Face. Do not look at this after meals or before bed. Thanks of Carol B. of Maryland for the link.


Yeah.....THIS is gonna happen....(snerk)....

Some islamopenis sez the USA will be an islamic nation one day. What a fruitcake. Must be one of Amir Butler's mates.

I was born and raised here. This is my land. I'll raise my children here, Insha'allah and probably be buried here as well. I knew that by accepting Islam I was declaring that America needed to do so too. America, my home, would naturally become an Islamic country one day.

Talk about a deluded follower.....

Why Arabs lose wars

I found this fantastic article through Steve Sailer's site, which is well worth a look on it's own.

He's baaaaaack

Muslimpundit is back...sorta. He went missing for a few months, but he's returned to making semi-regular updates, all of which kick-ass big time. I've also restored him to the links list. This guy must have a backlog of fatwas piling up against his name......

Fine new OzBlog

Welcome Ken Parish, an academic in my auld hometown of Darwin. Good stuff abounds on his pages and is well worth a look..............

...and we have ourselves an idiot

Check out this sorry-ass Canadian wanker and his anti-USA rant.

Go get your ten-billionth burger, America. Fatten your already fat asses with bacteria-and-hormone-ridden meat and do nothing as you sit stupefied before your mind-numbing television sets awaiting the next episode of sad families being humiliated on "Cops."

I can't wait till Rottweiler and Cold Fury see this...... thanks to reader Gershom who sent me the link.

Common sense at last

The Australian Capital Territory has just become the first place in Australia to remove abortion from the criminal code. A glorious defeat for the god-squadders.

Miranda Devine warns of trendy faggot plague

Miranda Devine is a great example of why I'd never call myself a conservative. Conservatives spend their existence blithering from one "moral crisis" to the next, mumbling about the undermining of traditional values and generally making a mockery of their usual spiel about individual liberty & responsibility.

Her column in today's Sydney Morning Herald is classic jesus-freak gay-bashing paranoia, worthy of Fred Nile: "Gays write death notice for marriage". Nice suggestive title huh? (kinda evocative of all those Gypsies are takin' our horses and Them niggers are takin our women headlines, back in the good family-values christian days)

Miranda gets tangled up in some severely tortured logic and moralist hooey. She's outraged - for example - that the New York Times wedding page now has now carries notices of homosexual unions. The Horror!!!!

In that case, why not make the Obituaries page for dead people as well as almost-dead people? You could call it: "Deaths/Close Shaves". It makes as much sense.

Um, no it doesn't stupid. The equivalent would be to shows hetero/homo deaths on the same page, which of course they already do. And whaddaya know, society didn't collapse as a result.

Miranda then develops this grotesque thesis;

The fact is that the push for same-sex marriage is not about strengthening or enhancing the institution of marriage, as Greig claims. It is about destroying it.

Go fuck yourself, Eva Braun. Same-sex marriage is about two people in love being able to enjoy the same official union as a heterosexual couple. And where is this gay anti-hetero marriage movement? Who are its spokespeople? Where are their 95 theses nailed to the oh-so-vulnerable icon of hetereosexuality? Come on Miranda, give us some proof to back up your Vatican rhetoric.

Marriage, as the basis of the nuclear family, is the last bastion of bourgeois morality, to the eternal disgust of the intellectual classes.

And who exactly are these people who are "disgusted" by the institution of marriage? Have you actually seen or heard any? Go on, give us a link to some writings by this great movement of hetero-destroying faggot pervert bastards.

And what better way to destroy bourgeois morality than to destroy the institution that underpins it? And what better way to destroy that institution than to redefine it so broadly that it is rendered meaningless?

Conspiracy theories worthy of Lyndon LaRouche. Non-existent plots by non-existent hetero-hating gays warriors to underline the "concept" of marriage...which any hetero couple is still free to practice by the way. Miranda seems to be Hugh Mackay's evil twin sister: ideologically opposed, but every bit as clueless.

Exactly how marriage would be "destroyed" isn't exactly outlined here. I'm surprised she hasn't slipped in a "please, wont somebody think of the children!!!" cry already.

Why else would gays want to embrace an institution that stands for everything they reject - heterosexual commitment between a man and a woman, usually with the aim of producing children?

Where does she get this shit? The Ku Klux Klan Guide to Families? OK Miranda, read this nice and slowly: "gays" aren't trying to destroy families or stop hetero marriages. As for kids, hasn't she been following the gay adoption debate? Miranda's Festival-of-Light waffling seems to be contradicting itself: gays apparently "reject" the union of marriage, and here she is complaining that gays now want to be married. Well, which is it you dumbass?

I also wonder what Miranda's position is on gay adoption? I have little doubt she'd be horrified by that too, even though it would blow her idiotic "gays reject families and kids" argument sky high. Not that we should expect any logical consistency from this moralistic tart.

I'll spare you the next three paragraphs of nauseating fag-bashing paranoia.

Miranda - if you're going to write this shit, you at least have an obligation to provide some evidence for your bizarre homophobic rants. You can start with explaining how someone else's marriage can possibly have anything to do with your marriage. Who cares what a gay couple does? What the fuck business is it of yours anyway, you self-righteous preaching bimbo? If your marriage is somehow undermined by what another couple does, then I'd argue you have some serious emotional problems which have nothing to do with some shadowy gay plot, and a lot more to do with a serious insecurity complex and probably some majority repressed sexual impulses.

Get a life. Please.

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