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Live Whacking Archive 31 March 2004 Life in Leipzig during the 1930s was torture for Jews, and they were hungry and humiliated. But none of them resorted to blowing themselves up in restaurants or night clubs. Loris Capirossi has set a top speed of 347.4kph (219.5mph) on his Ducati Desmosedici at the recent MotoGP test session.
That's
a fast motherfuckin' motorcycle. Not long now till the great Melbourne Easter blogbash! When: Easter saturday (10 April). Maybe around 7.30pm Where: probably the Duke Of Kent pub. Except the bistro/bar won't be open, so I'm less inclined to go there. Anyone got some other suggestions for good bars/pubs in the centre of Melbourne? Who's coming: me, Scott Wickstein, Tim Blair, Bruce Hill, Sasha Castel, Slatts, Allan "Amax" McCallum (who's blog has vanished), Alan Anderson, Tony "Grogbitch" Taylor, and someone else who e-mailed me, but I forgot who it was. All
Melbourne bloggers reading this are invited. Anyone who reads these blogs
is also invited. Take the Tex
Test! The mighty Cantinera
scored 80. Can you do better? You must not look up anything while doing
the test. Cheaters will be shot. 30 March 2004 People who enjoy
meetings should not be in charge of anything. Australia's ever more intrusive nanny-state behemoth was given at least a small moment of pause today: Australia's censors have decided not to ban the French movie Irreversible. Expect
much indigant rage from the usual pack of pro-statist conservative turds.
He's going to abolish the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Commission. I have the following comments; 1-
about bloody time that pack of worthless bureaucrats and race-gangsters
were done away with. For those of you living in Canberra, or those likely to visit it soon, I seriously recommend gorging thyself at the Oriental Express restaurant at the Chisholm shopping centre. It doesn't look like much: a small establishment tucked away at the far end of a small suburban shopping centre. It has a no frills interior, no liquor, about three staff, and a rather confusing sign that reads "BYO Air Conditioning". On two out of the three occasions we have dined there, we were the only patrons. Most of its trade seem to be people picking up their take-away orders. As for the food: yeeeeowza. Let me tell you: I've eaten at a lot of Chinese restaurants on three different continents, and this was easily the equal of the best of them. All of the sauces and marinades are clearly prepared 'in-house' and the quality of the dishes is simply astounding. On the last visit, we had a dish of deep fried beef strips in plum sauce that literally made me groan with pleasure. The crispy skin chicken in BBQ sauce was equally good. I realised after finishing every last scrap of food that my companion and I barely exchanged a single word from the time the dishes were served to the time we finished. We simply couldn't inhale the stuff quickly enough. I don't think I'll even bother with any other Chinese place in Canberra anymore. There's no way they're going to top this one. Hey Brain-man,
you up for another lunch? While I'm doing recommendations,
I urge my beer-drinking readers to check out the budget Dutch lager "Amsterdam
Mariner". Not the best beer I've ever had, but it's remarkable value
for money: it's half the price of Crown Lager. John Humphreys has
solved all the world's problems. Well, only three of them. You need to read David Hornik's essay on the World Kangaroo Court's obscene hate-Israel hearing at The Hague.
What else could we really expect from this pack of diseased monkeys? You also need to read Manfred Gerstenfeld's essay on how anti-semitism is an integral part of European culture. (pdf download) And you really need to read Victor Davis Hanson's thoughts on at what point the USA should stop supporting Israel:
There's more. Read
it now. Paul Bickford has
been listening to some
brain-challenged lefties on the radio. Classic. 29 March 2004 I've been busy writing
a paper for a course I'm doing. Hence the low bloggage.
Wonder where Dave Barry has got to? No not that Dave Barry. This Dave Barry. Dave was some fossilised crackpot from Western Australia who wrote a long series of increasingly deranged e-mails to myself and Tim Blair in late 2002 & early '03. He was very worried about worldwide zionist-american conspiracies, and being overrun with fascist right-wingers. He also spent a lot of time telling us how successful he was, and how he didn't really have time to read our blogs because he was being showered in babes, "awards", money and book deals. Not surprisingly, he couldn't give us the title of anything he'd actually published, or the name of the awards he'd won, though he did claim to be a distant relative of the real Dave Barry, and he was about to sue Blair's arse off. We never heard from him again. I pretty much concluded that Dave must have been on day release from a padded cell and forgotten to take his meds. Which brings me to my second all-time favourite reader-nutter, "Paul". Paul didn't have too many toys in the attic. Like Mr. Barry, he assured me that he was way too busy being flooded with offers from publishers to read my site or send me any more mail, except he sent me seven more mails. In the last (and most bizarre) of these, he appeared to suffer a complete meltdown and admitted he'd made the whole thing up.
No probs. The pleasure was mine, therapy-boy. And hey, speaking
of nutters, where has Michael
Talismann
gone?
So I've guess my crack is now power ballads. I have some serious problems. Oh, days of drugs, you were so much easier. I'm totally a sick
fuck -- I've replaced rum with Journey.
Canada's geopolitics
on a smaller scale. Saw it. Enjoyed it, but maaaan did it drag. Needed a good 10 minutes chopped from the fight scenes, though they were nowhere near as dull as any of the kung-fu longeurs in The Matrix. It was still mighty good, brainless fun, with a brilliant Keith Richards-as-pirate riff from Johnny Depp. Geoffery Rush was a hoot as the undead pirate captain. Jonathan Pryce barely acted at all, while Kiera Knightley tried to. The special effects were great. Definitely worth a
look of you want some brain-candy entertainment. Little
Green Footballs has a pic of some friendly peace-loving Australian
muslims. The wonders of multicultural relativism. LGF also has a great post on a hate festival featuring the psychotic racist child murdering whore formerly known as Winnie Mandela:
Read the rest of LGF's
piece to remind yourself of Winnie's humanitarian values, which made her
a hero of the left.
Before reading this piece by Nidal al Haddad, make sure you haven't just eaten, and that there are no throwable objects within reach. It begins with an introduction which seethes against the killing of a poor, old cripple:
after paragraphs showing Israel as the most evil nation in the history of humanity, we get this:
Gosh. We'd better report these "terrorist" slurs against Yassin and Osama to Media Watch, because, as Nidal shows, we have completely the wrong idea about Hamas:
Yeah, if only the kikes would stop with the pogroms, the Hamas guys will go back to selling fruit. Some more of Yassin's humanitarian wonders:
The Red Cross & The Rainbow Coalition with more kebabs. And here's the "they deserve it" money shot:
Hooray for the brave child-murdering savages!! If all this wasn't delusional enough....,
Nidal clearly has never seen the ABC, Fairfax papers or The Guardian. And I wonder what Nidal would think about this. I won't quote any more of this shit. I feel ill. Go read it for yourself. Greens: the "conscience"
of our society.
* Saddam's favourite media poodle outlines his persecution complex, delusions of grandeur, genocide fantasies and tyrant admiration. * Peter Boyle & Iggy Kim have a brilliant idea to improve the lives of aboriginies: keep them in welfare-program squalor, with a lot of nice big fuzzy programs like "reconciliation" and "land rights". * Moonbat senator
Kerry Nettle thinks Americans
are bad for us. You need to read Alan
E. Brain's great piece about this "charitable" organisation. 22 March 2004 Sheik Ahmed Yassin - Islamist psychopath and brave child-murderer - has met a fitting end: blown into lumps of toasted meat by an Israeli missile.
This filthy scumbucket has tasted Israeli justice. Mwahahaha. Goodbye and good riddance, you piece of shit. Hooray for Israel. May the IDF hunt down and slaughter the rest of those diseased pigs in quick time. Of course, the usual parade of Islamonazi apologists and western wimps will claim this will begin another "cycle of violence" and that the naughty Israelis shouldn't have done it. My favourite quote comes from Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qurie: This is a crazy and very dangerous act. It opens the door wide to chaos. Yassin was known for his moderation and he was controlling Hamas. Therefore this is a dangerous, cowardly act. A mass-murderer, committed to the extermination of the Jews, is held up as a voice of "moderation" by the Palestinian Prime Minister. Yesiree, we really should give these clowns their own state. Oh, and as I'm typing
this, the supremely cretinous Tony Jones on Lateline is demanding
"direct evidence" that the lovely Sheik had "any direct
connection" to terrorist activities.
The great minds at aus.politics are rather unhappy: The Israelis have proved their value as heroes - killing some poor old bastard in a wheelchair. Gutless pieces of pigshit !!!! and... The Israelis cannot complain when suicide bombers blow up schoolkids and old people because they do it themselves - and if you read the statistics in far greater numbers than the Palestinians. The numbers are about 5 or 6 to 1 Israel vs Palestininans. And talking about fanatics - how fanatical are the Israelis ???? The Israelis deserve the same condemnation as any other terrorist organisation. and... Frankly the Israeli's deserve everything they get. You can respond to
these nice people by doing the free sign-up with google groups.
Our favourite pro-fascist peace creeps are in fine form this week...... - Lots of photos from last weekend's "peace" marches. Not surprisingly, most of the banners belong to those well-known lovers of liberty, The Socialist Alliance. We have screaming commie bitches, the three dumbest Italians in Australia, Jew-hating child-abuse, a sign reading "stop the corporate looting of Iraq: troops out now" (I guess the resulting looting and chaos would be A-OK), musical retards, some very confused Australians who think they are going to be voting for Dennis Kucinich (chortle), "pro palestine" loons, and this typically level-headed leftist. - The Greenies are supporting five Castro thugs caught committing espionage. They were apparently bravely protecting Cuba from "invasion" by evil pro-American types. Of course, the nice greenies don't tell you that the "invaders" the Cubans so bravely shoot out of the sky in "self-defence" are from the non-violent Hermanos organisation, who help rescue people who have fled the wonderful workers' paradise. Charming people these greenies, so full of love & concern for their fellow man. - A story about Israel being a "nuclear outlaw", and if the horrible Jews can have nukes, what's the harm in letting the nice muslims get hold of them? - Suicide-bomber apologist
Hanan Ashrawi bleats about the 'orrible Jews murdering
Rachel Corrie.
Loony
John is complaining
about being silenced by the corporate media again, except he's doing it
in a commercial broadsheet newspaper, which is also available to anyone
with a web browser. Leftists do so enjoy their delusions of martyrdom. 21 March 2004 Niall Cook, on the invasion of Iraq:
Yes, he really wrote
that. Inimitable "peace"-weasel Brain Reade in The Daily Saddam:
Ah, murderers with
integrity. The great anti-war demonstrations protesting the first anniversary of the Iraq invasion - which were supposed to bring millions of aussies into the streets in revolution - have been a resounding flop.
Six thousand, in a city of four million, on this supposed Great Day Of Rage. Heh. Amazing. Viva Revolution! This turned out lamer than Michael Moore's "payback Tuesday". It was pretty much the usual crowd of unwashed jobless deadbeats, greenie lunatics, terrorist-sympathising intellectuals, muslim fundamentalists and arts students. Tom Paine covers the even lamer protests in Melbourne. Check out the guy defending North Korea. Oh, and in Canberra
- the capital of Australia's sneering snobleft elite - a whopping crowd
of 250 (and judging my the TV pictures, I'd say that was a wild overestimate). Sign up for the world's
most useless e-mail address! My friend Jen in Sydney sent me this: A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airportin Tel Aviv with two large bags. The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full of money in different currencies. The agent asks the passenger, "How did you get this money?" The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe, went into public restrooms, and each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his penis and said, "Donate money to Israel or I will cut your balls off." The customs agent said, "Well... it's very interesting story. What do you have in the other bag?"
The
man said, "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not
support Israel"...
What
a bunch of backward-assed troglodytes. 18 March 2004 Saw this a few weeks back and forgot to mention it....... US basketball legend Michael Jordan is going motorcycle racing. Turns out Mikey is a roadracing nut, and now has his own team in the AMA supersport & superstock series. No superbike team yet though.
Being interesting
to see if Jordan's involvement with the sport grows in the future.
Feast your eyes on the new Champion's trophy for the MotoGP series.
It looks like something you'd find up a Dalek's rectum.... and they're actually planning on giving this thing to the winner.
Lorenzo Quinn needs
to have his head amputated. I've been visiting this site for ages, but forgot to permalink it. Well let me fix that right now..... Ever wanted to know
how things work? Well go take a tour of the superb How
Stuff Works and be enlightened. Photos of Supervillains doing community service. Thanks to Steve in
LA for the link. 15 March 2004 Been too lazy to blog
in the last week. Might do more this week. Whatever. Found this via Stephen Pollard: HORDES
of Nazi racoons are out to conquer Europe. Steve Edwards thrashes
a disgusting editorial in The Guardian. Tired lefty John Tomlinson has written a poem worthy of The Vogons. I think it has something to do with illegal immigrants:
*Sniff*. 9 March 2004 Niall Cook, responding to a link from Tim Blair:
Given the stuff he
writes, it's something Niall doesn't understand either. Alan Dershowitz has had a run-in with some typically psycho pro-palestinian peace-creeps.
They're also exactly the same kind of worthless, sociopathic scum who joined the Khmer Rouge and rounded up the Unenlightened Swill into the killing fields. The same worthless bastards who joined Mao's Red Guards. Long may they all
burn in hell. The great Cantinera, explaining her love for the local avian population:
Cantinera likes people
telling her how great she is. If you'd like to make such comments, send
them to me at tex {at} whackingday.com and
I'll pass them along to her.
From the latest Socialist
Worker, comes a
report of John Pilger and Andrew Wilkie's giving their support for
the mad Saddamite bombers of Iraq at some commie
Pilger still misses Saddam I see. Andrew Wilkie has some mental problems of his own:
Hear that Iraqis?
Your future depends not on the coalition rebuilding your infrastructure,
or the signing of your new constitution, but rather on psychos like Pilger,
Wilkie and other peace-creeps lending their support to the people who
are setting off car bombs in your streets. Richard Neville gives us the following website recommendations:
If you've never visited
those sites, you really need to look at them now. 8 March 2004 Tim Blair - whose sanity appears to have deserted him - thinks the Oz F1 GP was pretty special:
Not me. I nearly fell asleep after the third lap. Christ it was dull. No jostling for the lead, no mid-race tension, no nail-biting finish. I watch motor-racing to see people scrap it out at high speed. The event was like watching a bloody testing session. This year's F1 might
actually be more boring than this year's Superbike World Championship.
A frightening thought really.
Aussie Mat Mladin has won the Daytona 200 Superbike race. This must be driving the American riders nuts, as they seem to come up with lamer and lamer excuses every year to explain why they're getting their arses kicked.
Could someone explain
why Suzuki haven't given this bloke a World Superbike or GP ride, while
they give B-graders like Lavilla and Fujiwara endless opportunities? Nice
huh? The Islamoloons can't even hold a sporting event without displaying
their bigoted savagery. I checked out the Holden Monaro "in the flesh" yesterday.
The one I saw was black, with tinted windows and an all-black interior. Damn near gave me a boner. Looks nice in this pic, but is gorgeous up close.
V8's have held little appeal for me, but this sucker just oozes mojo. Come to think of it, a Falcon GT wouldn't upset me too much either...
Somebody buy me one
of these vehicles, please. They're only $59,000 or so..... Looking for older whackings? Wanna see my previous rants against lefty, commie, peacenick wankers, plus lots of fun stuff about motorcycles, music and movies?................ Click here for the full past whackings index |
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Blasting
in the background was Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is".
Yeah. I put that on.
It's
too warm to sleep with the window closed, but there are loud birds outside
my window, so either way I cannot sleep. Aren't those jerks supposed
to chirp at dawn, not the middle of the night? Or is that just roosters?
Whatever. 
