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22 January 2004

Los pensamientos brilliantes de Cantinera

For you amusement, a collection of fine quotations from the amazing Cantinera:

The only reasons Guevara is on T-shirts is because he is good-looking and he was too stupid to live, reasons known to create long-lasting icons. Look at Kurt Cobain.

I smell that smell you smell when you have colds

Fuck Europe! The music sucks, the food sucks!!

I'm going to shag Elijah Wood dressed as a hobbit. Well, not really, but I want to.

yeah, and those who don't like it can suck my non-existent dick!

Everyone needs to just shut up, get in the kitchen and bake me some pie

Beloved depressed me, and I spent all night searching for a chinchilla in a mess known as my room. My dog and cat were bugging me too. Why does my night feel like a post-modern existentialist farce?

Who cares about what the French are doing when my tits feel heavy?

I have given up discussing issues with others...because in the end I get accused of not caring for 'the people' when I do, a lot. I got told off for giving 20p to homeless since I am just doing 'token gestures'. You know, I should throw a rock at McDonald's and whine in a coffee shop, I won't be so "empty" then.

OK, fine: I am the Queen of Cool

why does everyone who sucks feel the need to compare themselves to political greats?

Fuckin' soccer moms in Toyota vans. Don't take your crap life out on me.

Will you make me a sandwich, bitch? I'm hungry

Cantinera: Accept No Substitute.
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Pearls Before Swine

I blogged about this game aeons ago. As James Russell once asked: "is there any way of winning this cunting game?".

Nope, but it's still perversely compelling.
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Blog fodder

There's a new Green Left Weekly out. This week's goodies include:

Moaning sociopath John Pilger fearlessly lets us know that the CIA is setting up a gestapo state in Iraq.

• Check this out: "Privatising Umm Qasr began the transformation of the Iraqi economy — from one based on nationalisation and production for domestic welfare, to one based on ownership by transnational corporations, sending their profits out of the country."

Yeah man, nice old Saddam was so good at domestic welfare. Things have really gone to hell since Starbucks moved in.

• Soviet brutality in East Germany was all the Americans' fault.

Nice people these greenies.
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Kill Horatio

Thanks to Steve in LA for this: The Hamlet Game. A good old-style text-adventure, just like in the embryonic days of PCs.
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