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Whacking Permalink Archive 29 March 2004 I've been busy writing
a paper for a course I'm doing. Hence the low bloggage.
Wonder where Dave Barry has got to? No not that Dave Barry. This Dave Barry. Dave was some fossilised crackpot from Western Australia who wrote a long series of increasingly deranged e-mails to myself and Tim Blair in late 2002 & early '03. He was very worried about worldwide zionist-american conspiracies, and being overrun with fascist right-wingers. He also spent a lot of time telling us how successful he was, and how he didn't really have time to read our blogs because he was being showered in babes, "awards", money and book deals. Not surprisingly, he couldn't give us the title of anything he'd actually published, or the name of the awards he'd won, though he did claim to be a distant relative of the real Dave Barry, and he was about to sue Blair's arse off. We never heard from him again. I pretty much concluded that Dave must have been on day release from a padded cell and forgotten to take his meds. Which brings me to my second all-time favourite reader-nutter, "Paul". Paul didn't have too many toys in the attic. Like Mr. Barry, he assured me that he was way too busy being flooded with offers from publishers to read my site or send me any more mail, except he sent me seven more mails. In the last (and most bizarre) of these, he appeared to suffer a complete meltdown and admitted he'd made the whole thing up.
No probs. The pleasure was mine, therapy-boy. And hey, speaking
of nutters, where has Michael
Talismann
gone?
So I've guess my crack is now power ballads. I have some serious problems. Oh, days of drugs, you were so much easier. I'm totally a sick
fuck -- I've replaced rum with Journey.
Canada's geopolitics
on a smaller scale. Saw it. Enjoyed it, but maaaan did it drag. Needed a good 10 minutes chopped from the fight scenes, though they were nowhere near as dull as any of the kung-fu longeurs in The Matrix. It was still mighty good, brainless fun, with a brilliant Keith Richards-as-pirate riff from Johnny Depp. Geoffery Rush was a hoot as the undead pirate captain. Jonathan Pryce barely acted at all, while Kiera Knightley tried to. The special effects were great. Definitely worth a
look of you want some brain-candy entertainment. Little
Green Footballs has a pic of some friendly peace-loving Australian
muslims. The wonders of multicultural relativism. LGF also has a great post on a hate festival featuring the psychotic racist child murdering whore formerly known as Winnie Mandela:
Read the rest of LGF's
piece to remind yourself of Winnie's humanitarian values, which made her
a hero of the left.
Before reading this piece by Nidal al Haddad, make sure you haven't just eaten, and that there are no throwable objects within reach. It begins with an introduction which seethes against the killing of a poor, old cripple:
after paragraphs showing Israel as the most evil nation in the history of humanity, we get this:
Gosh. We'd better report these "terrorist" slurs against Yassin and Osama to Media Watch, because, as Nidal shows, we have completely the wrong idea about Hamas:
Yeah, if only the kikes would stop with the pogroms, the Hamas guys will go back to selling fruit. Some more of Yassin's humanitarian wonders:
The Red Cross & The Rainbow Coalition with more kebabs. And here's the "they deserve it" money shot:
Hooray for the brave child-murdering savages!! If all this wasn't delusional enough....,
Nidal clearly has never seen the ABC, Fairfax papers or The Guardian. And I wonder what Nidal would think about this. I won't quote any more of this shit. I feel ill. Go read it for yourself. Greens: the "conscience"
of our society.
* Saddam's favourite media poodle outlines his persecution complex, delusions of grandeur, genocide fantasies and tyrant admiration. * Peter Boyle & Iggy Kim have a brilliant idea to improve the lives of aboriginies: keep them in welfare-program squalor, and nice big fuzzy programs like "reconciliation" and "land rights". * Moonbat senator
Kerry Nettle thinks Americans
are bad for us. You need to read Alan
E. Brain.s great piece about this lovely "charitable" organisation. |
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Blasting
in the background was Foreigner's "I Want to Know What Love Is".
Yeah. I put that on.
