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Whacking Permalink Archive 12 February 2004 Time to emigrate: Hugh Mackay to construct a better Canberra Last week, a truly horrifying government policy was announced:
Whenever I hear government and community together, I want to reach for my shotgun. The last thing a community needs is more goddamned government. Huge, wasteful spending on feelgood programs. Oh joy. There was more.....
This means we can looking forward to "hate speech" laws, loony lands rights claims, crime-ridden public housing projects, some kind of anti-fast-food laws, and lots more spending on pretty much everything. Fucking great. Ghastly as that news was, what came later was infinitely worse:
Oh. My. God. Hugh Mackay, the genius 'social researcher' who's stunning insights into Australian life resemble high school bog graffiti: young people like to hang out in groups, the Americans will kill us all, people who don't vote Labor are selfish nazis, terrorism makes people worry quite a lot, and mobile phones are really, really popular. This snivelling wimp, this blithering lefitst conspiratorial imbecile, is going to have a position of political influence in my city, to going to help determine government policy and the conduct of everyday life. Oh Great Satan, get
me the fuck out of here......... Kim Du Toit brings us a report of disturbing rumours among South Africans of an ethnic holocaust once Mandela dies. You can bet that if
it happened, the left would turn a blind eye, the rest of Africa would
applaud and Kofi Annan would announce how very, very concerned
he is. I saw that the brave Iraqi "resistance" have slaughtered 44 unemployed job-seekers. Must be part of that whole "sticking up for Iraqis against the evil invaders" thingy. Pilger, Fisk and The
Green Left Weekly are no doubt already figuring out reasons why Israel
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