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Whacking Archive 2 March 2004 Dachau The next time you hear some dickhead tell you that George W. Bush is just like Adolf Hitler, print out this post, wrap it around a cricket bat and smash their skull in with it.
The once-great World Superbike Championship got underway in Spain last weekend, and if the action was anything to go by, this year's competition will rival Formula 1 for sheer, processional boredom. As expected, the Ducatis dominated. Of course, it's mostly Ducatis out there, the other factories having abandoned the competition. Superbike is dead. Long live MotoGP.
Here's some of the more interesting..er.."thoughts" from this week's edition of the Green Left Weekly.... John Pilger gives us his deep thoughts on the Redfern Black Racist Dickheads eruption:
You have to admire his craft with words: he makes a young idiot having a bicycle accident a result of a murderous grand racist conspiracy of nasty white people. He can provide no evidence of course, but that's so terribly old-fashioned. Pilger goes on to give us some Richard Neville-grade nuttiness in discussing historian Keith Windschuttle (I've emphasised my favourite parts):
We can see why Pilger is so beloved by the left. Unable to refute anything Windschuttle has actually written, he shrieks about unspecified "white supremacists", CIA conspiracies and holocaust denial. Most writers would have to be up to their eyebrows in chemical refreshment to write this gibberish. And on that note, we visit Tariq Ali, who is doing what he does best: apologising for homicidal lunatics:
Not surprisingly, he a popular commentator with the left. Elsewhere, nutjob Indigenous activist Sam Watson offers some intelligent observations about Redfern:
This explains the brutal non-arrest of Watson, and the hasn't-happened-yet bombing the Green Left HQ.
Thanks muchly to Damian Penny for pointing this out:
Charming. A few nights ago I saw a BBC documentary on North Korea. The crew was - at every second - shadowed by their government approved "tour guides". The food they were eating in the hotels was the best available, yet it looked like a collection of scraps from a dumpster. The TV showed only one channel - government propaganda. The book stores only stocked books written by or about The Great Leader. Every billboard showed the face of The Great Leader. Every piece of art - every single piece of it - was either a picture of The Great Leader or a missile hitting the United States. The "museums" told stories of how The Great Leader single-handedly defeated Americans in the Korean war, and all the exhibits were captured military equipment. The statues in Pyongyang were all focused around The Great Leader, where visiting foreigners could pay for the privilege of laying flowers at the foot of the statue, then bow in respect. Few buildings had lights or air conditioning which worked. The only farms they were shown were carefully prepared, with clean dwellings for the workers, but where nothing in particular seemed to be growing, where young girls sang songs for the visiting Brits, all of which - of course - were about The Great Leader. Out in the "farming" region, the only vehicles on the road were the ones carrying soldiers and weapons. From their high hotel balcony in Pyongyang, they could see people scavenging for food scraps in the grass near the river. The entire city looked like a tomb. There were few cars in the streets, no people out shopping, no kids playing in the parks, in fact, no sign of life or activity at all. The only people they talked to droned on like zombies about the godlike Great Leader. As they flew out of this nightmare, the reporter encountered an American aid worker who had just spent two weeks in prison for telling a joke about the great leader. Of course, the reporter could not visit the concentration camps where thousands are exterminated every year, the torture chambers, the regions of the country where millions are now starving. Not that there's any doubt these things exist - if the government-approved tour of the lifeless totalitarian sewer of Pyongyang was the best that North Korea could show, the rest of the country must truly be living in the lowest depths of hell. Of course, it's just not sophisticated to call the North Korean regime "evil" is it? John Pilger, Richard Neville and Robert Fisk never criticise the North Koreans, because the USA and capitalist democracies are what must be feared (they export their imperialist hamburgers and footwear to ignorant savages the world over). I remember reading an issue of the Socialist Worker just after Kim Il Sung died. That magazine - which regularly labels the USA, Australia and Israel as racist, murderous lunatic nations - sent a message of condolence to the North Korean people over their terrible loss. I've been saying for a while now that the leftist filth who sympathise with the North Korean regime, with Fidel Castro, who wear Che Guevara t-shirts, who label Dubya as the new Hitler, who write for The Green Left Weekly, that these people are - morally speaking - exactly the same as the Gestapo squads who rounded up Jews in Europe. Communists. Such lovely humanitarian people.... 25 February 2004
Awwww thanks. For fuck's sake, don't you people have more important things to worry about than Janet Jackson's tit and gay marriages? As a person who has the greatest admiration for the USA, let me offer some constructive criticism: You guys defeated communism and helped win a world war. You got that way by having a powerful capitalist system, a strong, optimistic national identity and a willingness to focus and go and bomb the shit out of the bad guys. Got that? Good. Your country isn't going to be destroyed by boobs on TV or homosexual marriages. There are actually much more important things to be worried about right now: like certain groups of people who are trying to figure out how to detonate a fucking nuclear device or release a bioplague on American soil. Janet Jackson's ugly tits don't matter. Bullshit hetero-only principles of 'family values' don't matter. Mel Gibson's Jesus movie doesn't matter. The stupid-as-fuck "war against drugs" doesn't matter. There are people out there - right now - who are tying to kill you, you dig? Go drink a beer and stop acting like such fucking assclowns already. Regards, I'm glad to see that
Steve-H thinks
that show is a pile of crap as well. 23 February 2004 Green Left does Redfern The racist riot by mindless, violent thugs has not surprisingly gained the whole hearted support of The Green Left Weekly.
Wow, those heroes, mobilising to stop the evil whiteys invading and doing whatever it is whiteys are supposed to do (like handing over their tax dollars maybe). And in a development which really says it all, our Green dweebs happily report that the South-West Sydney Islamoloons are endorsing the actions of their oppressed brothers:
How proud they must be. Maybe the rape gangs will start throwing Molotov cocktails too?
And I bet Rihab probably can't come up with any harrassment other than cops arresting nice Bankstown folk who have actually committed crimes. They also link to the website of "The Block", which advocates "Genocide Prevention", which is a well-known non-existent problem in Australia. Elsewhere in this
week's bulletin, a bunch of freaks tell us how
wonderful life in Cuba is, especially for
And muslims wonder why they have an image problem.
Kev Gillett defends the Aus gov's decision to purchase the massive American Abrams tanks to replace our ageing Leopards.
Tony the Teacher hates The Bill. I have to agree. I've seen better acting in high school drama productions, and better scripts in Neighbours. I can only assume the show is used as a kind of dramaturgical vacuum cleaner: used to suck up Britain's most talentless actors and writers. I'd watch Days of Our Lives over this bilge any day of the week. 22 February 2004 Fuck summer I hate hot weather. Thank you. At least it cooled down today. I hope it lasts.
Emily Jones and I are in complete agreement: Ann Coulter sucks.
Is it just me, or does John Kerry look like one of The Munsters?
Alan Anderson rips into a psychotic new piece of "fat tax" legislation in the UK (don't laugh, you can bet your ass that Labor will try it here in the next few years), and the "kill the infidels" ravings of Paul Keating's psycho Islamic friend, Shiek Hilaly (why, oh why hasn't this piece of shit been deported yet?).
Richard Neville has spruced-up his website. His bio page has a picture which really says it all. 17 February 2004 In case you missed it, a couple of nights ago, a bunch of brain-dead assholes went on a rampage in Redfern, Sydney, because some stupid kid crashed his bicycle and died (there was a police car in the area at the time, which means - of course - the cops "murdered" him). In today's Sydney Morning Herald, Ray Minniecon wrote a truly inane piece, claiming it's all whitey's fault for not understanding the true nature of urban Aboriginality or something. A mess of bad history, neo-pagan spiritual drool, racist essentialism, cultural stereotyping and general idiocy.
What can you even say to this nonsense? Vague blather about "imperial forces" might impress the likes of Phillip Adams and Richard Neville, but that doesn't make it mean anything.
You haven't been doing anything for 50,000 years. You haven't been around that long. You are part of urban australia, with the same rights, responsibilities and opportunities as everyone else. So I must draw the conclusion that these grand historical narratives are a load of balls. Don't peg yourself to a history which you have had no connection with, just on the basis of your skin colour.
Yes, terrible, but how does it affect you? How does it excuse mindless violence? Why don't all other Australians in similar urban settings behave like this then?
The abuse excuse: we have to get drunk and throw Molotov cocktails, because we're abbos. You're in the real world now pal. You have rights and opportunities: how about making something of them instead of blaming whitey for alcoholism and violence. A lot of people from many countries have made lives for themselves in Australia - they've done it through work and creating a space for themselves in a land that really is alien to them. Many "white" Australians from dirt-poor backgrounds have improved themselves. Why can't the thugs in Redfern do the same? Maybe it sounds too much like hard work. And when they've got fools like Minniecon rationalising every instance of bad behaviour, there's even less incentive to fix things. Minniecon, like Marcia Langton, like Geoff Clark and many others, infantalises Aboriginality to the degree where it become a self-fulfilling case of self-impotence. To hell with these
worthless race gangsters. Forget The Evil John Howard, if anyone is causing
cultural genocide, it's the likes of Minniecon. 16 February 2004 Something wrong with this picture? How much lower can this bastard stoop? The increasingly creepy Richard Neville has posted this picture - supposedly of the bombing of the Baghdad suburb of Shua’le - with the caption "9,500 Iraqi civilians killed; John Howard has 'no regrets'":
Richard used these awful images to accompany some emotive blubber:
A pity noone has yet asked Richard about the accuracy of the picture he used with this story. I remembered seeing this picture before: the child on the left is an Israeli, who was badly injured when some Palestinian scumbag blew up a bus in Jerusalem. One of a long line of similar atrocities Richard has little interest in, except where the pics of Jewish victims of Islamic terror can be used as fake pictures of American terror. What was that about
American propaganda?
Other than faked-up photo montages, Dick gives us another unhinged essay, encompassing the evils of inhuman telephony services, and Richard finally becoming aware of the existence of this thing called The Internet:
Most of us are sane people with a PC and a telephone line. Richard goes on to tell us why this internet thing is really, really important, by linking it with the stinky "we hate capitalism and democracy"-fest in Bombay.
In other words, being surrounded by ugly hippies without loud music or pot to ease the pain. Sweet Jesus.
An odd question to ask his audience, seeing as he can't stop talking about it.
Er, I hadn't actually.
(They were people with jobs then)
A world with now fewer tyrants, less poverty, a non-greenhouse climate and more wealth than at any time in history. Richard liked it better when the Soviets were killing everyone with their peaceful, non-corrupt culture of conquest.
Front page news?
Somone can't tell the difference between knowing something is there, and actually caring about it.
My guess is, we can smell all the Forum-goers coming home from Bombay. Why couldn't you have stayed there if you were so damned happy? Richard lets us know how ignorant and stupid we all are, and why we really need this internet thing:
Or maybe, just maybe, few of us care about a bunch of brain-dead, whinging dorks who want us all to live in the forest and make love to ferns. Dear Richard, get this through you fucking head, once and for all: We have not been deprived of your wonderful societal vision through censorship, or the Nazi Howard government, or the Americans, or McDonalds, or the nasty capitalist media. There is no vicious cabal trying to squish your dissent. We are not brainwashed. We know where to look for the lunacy and lies you and your deranged ilk are peddling. We can go read Indymedia, we can buy John Pilger's books, we can read Michael Moore, we can read your website. And that Internet thing you've just discovered which will lead to our intellectual awakening? We've been using it for a decade. WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR IDEAS, WE JUST HAPPEN TO THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT. Get it? 14 February 2004 Yay me It's my birthday tomorrow. Show me your devotion by buying me something. If you're very rich and crazy, a Nissan 350z (just to make Tim Blair jealous), Toyota Prado, Ford f250 or a Holden Cross8 would be much appreciated. For my non-rich readers, a gift certificate from these folks would be great. Failing that, send me an e-card with naked pictures of Katherine Heigl. 13 February 2004 Time to emigrate: Hugh Mackay to construct a better Canberra Last week, a truly horrifying government policy was announced:
Whenever I hear government and community together, I want to reach for my shotgun. The last thing a community needs is more goddamned government. Huge, wasteful spending on feelgood programs. Oh joy. There was more.....
This means we can looking forward to "hate speech" laws, loony lands rights claims, crime-ridden public housing projects, some kind of anti-fast-food laws, and lots more spending on pretty much everything. Fucking great. Ghastly as that news was, what came later was infinitely worse:
Oh. My. God. Hugh Mackay, the genius 'social researcher' who's stunning insights into Australian life resemble high school bog graffiti: young people like to hang out in groups, the Americans will kill us all, people who don't vote Labor are selfish nazis, terrorism makes people worry quite a lot, and mobile phones are really, really popular. This snivelling wimp, this blithering lefitst conspiratorial imbecile, is going to have a position of political influence in my city, to going to help determine government policy and the conduct of everyday life. Oh Great Satan, get
me the fuck out of here......... Kim Du Toit brings us a report of disturbing rumours among South Africans of an ethnic holocaust once Mandela dies. You can bet that if
it happened, the left would turn a blind eye, the rest of Africa would
applaud and Kofi Annan would announce how very, very concerned
he is. I saw that the brave Iraqi "resistance" have slaughtered 44 unemployed job-seekers. Must be part of that whole "sticking up for Iraqis against the evil invaders" thingy. Pilger, Fisk and The
Green Left Weekly are no doubt already figuring out reasons why Israel
and the USA are responsible for this. 9 February 2004 I really, really want a Mazda 6, especially the yummy sports-hatch version.
You
can keep your RX-8. It does nada for me.
...and stupid quote of the day comes from the Socialist Worker, discussing white Australian racism:
This is the kind of Deep Political Analysis only commies are brave enough to give us. Elsewhere in this month's issue: • The two dopes jailed for vandalising the Sydney Opera House were apparently jailed for "political protest" • As usual, our idiot commie friends are confusing conference majorities with popular opinion regarding illegal immigrants:
Gosh, he's acting
like a democrat. The horror. If I wind up on the same plane as this fucking nutjob, I'm gonna try to take him out ASAP:
This fella is in some
serious need of on-the-job training. You know, when I read stories like this, I comfort myself my remembering that the USA and Israel are much, much worse:
Of course, it is nasty
and unsophisticated to refer to North Korea as "evil".
Filthy communist bastards. Good bit over at East Side Boxing about where newly-retired heavyweight champ Lennox Lewis stands on the list of all-time greats. Lennox is/was an odd
duck. A wild and sloppy boxer in his early years, he matured into a great
fighter in his thirties. If
he could have overcome his occasionally sloppy discipline and lazy ego,
he might have made it to the top off the all-time greats list. 3 February 2004
Damian Penny on the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza:
Indeed. Our favourite animated cadaver is reporting from the World Commie Forum in India.
Oh thank God these guys are on the case. I was getting so sick of modernity.
Sweet jesus, I'd hate to get stuck in an elevator with this lot. You'd spend two hours discussing Lima Beans.
Hey, sounds like Australia or something.
"raed"?
Except you're not protesting against countries which actually have concentration camps.
Richard prefers people to die of thirst. It's authentic.
What the.... Oh, and you must read his next paragraph, which I'll not paste here. It's about poison skin creams being sold by the Pentagon. You just can't make this shit up. Richard's finale is the usual we're-going-to-die gloomism:
Never mind that there are less poor, and many of them are getting wealthier.
Neville is horrified by home ownership and modern medicine. Does this man have even the slightest shred of sanity left?
So, they're going to: stop the spread of drinkable water in the third world, prevent people from wearing sun cream, ban home ownership and cancer treatments. Not quite sure what the point of this is, but you can bet the explanation contains the words America, NeoCons, Israel, McDonalds and vegetables. Richard Neville -
humanitarian. 2 February 2004 Welfare, poverty and charity: a libertarian view In the discussion
forum on the ALS site, John Humphreys
gives an excellent,
super-brief guide to a libertarian position on welfare and personal
responsibility. Been thinking more about 4-wheeled vehicle purchases, and I gotta say the Subaru Impreza RS looks like damn good value.
Punchy engine, fine handling, build quality, cruise control and the traction of all-wheel drive. Anyone out there got
an opinion on these machines? (no, I'm not getting the WRX)
This week's edition of idiocy includes: - Tony "SIEV-X" Kevin, having seen his "Aus government murdered boat people" conspiracies go nowhere, is now claiming that Aussie SAS troops went on an "illegal killing spree". - author Arundhati Roy gives us some insane ravings, involving thanksgiving turkey, genocide and racism:
What the fuck? - Middle-Eastern crime
gangs in Sydney are all just a big
nasty myth invented by shock jocks and biased law enforcement.
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