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4 April 2008

Quote of the day

With each passing day I become more convinced that the 'green' movement is actually a millenarian psychosis; a mental and spiritual sickness borne, perhaps, from some degree of civilisational exhaustion. Not just a belief that the end of the world is nigh, but an active desire to bring it about. And soon. Ours is not the first age to witness such pandemics of madness but, in the Middle Ages at least, there was the excuse of a near-universal poverty. In such a state of interminable plight, despair may not be the wisest response but it is at least an understandable one.

But now we live in an age of near-universal prosperity and progress. Never before has our species enjoyed such security and such freedom from want. Yet this is clearly no defence against a recurrance of this psychological plague.

- Thaddeus Tremayne.


Earth Hour

Bolty had a great wrap-up of that hysterical non-event.

Meanwhile in Canberra, at a bar in Kingston, the outdoor smoking area had a half-dozen large bar-heaters going at full blast to warm the patrons. The music system was playing mighty loud as well. I don't think there was much energy conservation going on that evening.

Still, it made the usual crowd of enviroweenies feel cuddly about themselves. Feelings being more important than reality to those clowns.

Speaking of enviroweenies and Andrew Bolt, check out his encounter with the retarded staff at Borders.


Fucking idiot

Our newest useless public servant: the "petrol price commissioner" Pat Walker:

NO consumer enjoys watching fuel prices going up.With about 15 million vehicles on our roads, petrol, diesel or LPG is an inescapable cost for Australians.

With about 15 million vehicles on our roads, clearly petrol, diesel or LPG is an inescapable cost for Australians.

While increases themselves hurt, motorists are often also asked to accept these increases with little or no explanation from petrol companies.

This lack of transparency is unacceptable.

Motorists have a right to know the real reasons behind increases in fuel prices and if they are getting a fair deal.

No they don't, you vacuous imbecile.

The consumer has no rights whatsoever other than to get the product he/she paid for.

I'll make it simple for the idiots out there: nobody has a right to what someone else produces. They have no right to know how the price was formulated. You see a price, you decide if you want to buy. You think it's too expensive? Don't buy it.

It is very telling of course, that this clown - despite his howling about "lack of transparency" - doesn't mention in his entire wretched article that the biggest cut out of each litre of petrol goes straight into government coffers.

Welcome to the capricious and hypocritical modern welfare-state mentality: the owner of a product is criminalised for setting a price for what is theirs, while the thieving government bastards take their own massive chunk while having the utter gall to complain about high prices.

Mr. Walker, I hope you choke on whatever government cock you are sucking.



Here's the film which is sending The Religion of Peace into another seething rage, and likewise prompting simpering politicians the world over to blubber apologies left and right. Local appeasement clown Antony Lowenstein is in a huff over it too:

It's a crude, embarrassingly racist compilation of the most extreme Islamic statements and anti-Semitic rants.

The film, of course, merely quotes muslims and the Koran.


China and the 'limpics

I couldn't be happier seeing the public relations mess the vermin in Beijing are getting themselves into. John Derbyshire has a wonderful post on the subject:

At the Olympics, the Maoists will be dealing with free people from free nations, and there is only so much they can do to control them. It's not clear they understand this. They've been living for decades in a bubble of unchallenged power, and are not very imaginative. The opportunities for embarrassment are endless, and the prospect of it very delicious to anyone who loves liberty. Personally, I hope their stinking Olympics is a huge fiasco, and I see encouraging signs it may be.

Indeed. May the world rub humiliating poo in the faces of those mass-murdering Chung Kuo bastards.


Big 'zook

As I've said many times, I'm not into cruisers, but I'd love to have a blast on Suzuki's m109:

I followed one for a while coming back from the 2006 MotoGP race at Phillip Island. It looked fantastic, had some serious acceleration and generally looked like a more fun piece of kit than most of the big, wobbly class.


Zimbabwe: a happy place with abundant fruit

Yes, Zimbabwe's economy has collapsed, there is hyperinflation, starvation, repression and murder.

But don't let all that imperialist propaganda fool you: the Communist Party of Australia has been publicly fellating the man for years, so he must be OK, right?

President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe was applauded and US Secretary of State, Colin Powell was booed at the Earth Summit last week. [...] Mr Mugabe's remarks on Zimbabwe's sovereignty drew most applause.[...] Sources close President Mugabe said many heads of State and diplomats who were in the plenary hall sent him hand-written notes congratulating him for speaking out against imperialism, colonialism and oppression of the developing countries in the South by the rich and powerful countries of the North.

The sound and fury of the campaign against the present government of Zimbabwe and President Mugabe in particular, is obscuring the long history of Zimbabwe and the present struggle for land on the part of the people of that country. It is part of the long struggle of all African countries against European colonialism.

Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe has ridden out imperialist interventionist efforts to oust his nationalist-leaning ZANU-PF Government. Now he is moving to end the gross inequalities of land ownership in this African country, through dispossession of the dominant white land owners.

Mr Mugabe's sin is that his government has resisted imperialist domination and no matter what he does or does not do he will be blamed.

According to the Western media spin, the reason for Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe's crackdown on the opposition is due to the fact that his government is inherently authoritarian, greedy for power for power's sake, and willing to do anything — from stealing elections to cracking skulls — to hang on to its privileged position. This is the typical slander levelled at the heads of governments the US and UK have trouble with, from Milosevic in his day, to Kim Jong Il, to Castro, Hugo Chávez and Mari Alkatiri among others.

The blatant racism of British policy towards Zimbabwe, and the campaign of disinformation and vilification being waged by Britain against the ZANU Government and President Mugabe, have failed to win support in various international fora, except from fellow racists like our own John Howard. While Mugabe or his representatives have scored successes at major world gatherings, those leading the attack on Zimbabwe, like Howard, have had to eat crow. The governments of Africa and the rest of the Third World will not support them.

Imperialism, not Robert Mugabe, is responsible for the problems confronting southern Africa.

what the "civilised" nations of the West are doing to Zimbabwe is a crime.

So, how's that "redistribution" working out, commie vermin?

...and speaking of Mugabe, how incompetent do you have to be to lose a rigged election?

Expensive Spyder

Can-Am's intriguing Spyder has finally been released in oz.

For a while, I was considering getting one of these as a long-distance tourer and two-up machine.

Then I saw the price tag: nearly $30k with on-road costs.


This is from a machine which only costs $14,995 in the USA. Seems an excessive level of mark-up, even when importation costs are taken into account.

One of the problems is that the Spyder needs quite a bit of fettling to turn it into a decently fun road mount. The standard suspension is apparently so slushly that the stability control kicks in and slows the trike around even gentle corners, due to the fact it wallows so badly. An aftermarket company in California makes sports shocks for the spyder which apparently solves the problem, but you're now adding $2-3k to an already overpriced machine.

Then there's the crummy and overpriced aftermarket products from Can-Am: my favourite being a rear-mounted "luggage rack" that you can't tie anything to. Brilliant idea, idiots.

For just a few grand extra, you can get a real trike, and an aussie-made one at that:

That's a Panther Trikes Sportster.

Yes please.

19 March 2008

"Read a book, nigga!!"


(Via Ktulu)



One of the most spine-tingling "nature" moments ever filmed:

The remarkable Shaun Ellis teaching a baby wolf cub to howl.


The ugliest motorcycles of all time

For my money, this is the hands-down winner: The Morbidelli V8

Yes, this monstrosity was actually intended for production looking just like this. And for a paltry $60k USD.

Sameer Kumar has more on the Morbidelli.

Nothing has been as hideous as that Italian mutant, but BMW tried its best with the R1200CL:

What were these people smoking?


London would be a paradise under Islam

This really has to be seen to be believed.

It's difficult to fathom the level of delusional madness required to write something like that.

(Via Mark Steyn)


Casey crushes 'em... (Rossi muppets flail around for new excuses)

Following on from his form last year, MotoGP world champion Casey Stoner has obliterated the opposition in the first night-time grand prix in Qatar.

Valentino Rossi, "greatest rider of all time", finished fifth. Soundly walloped by MotoGP debutant and team-mate Jorge Lorenzo.

What will those poor Rossi bukkake-monkeys have to use for an excuse this time?

This year, Rossi got the Bridgestone tyres he wanted, which supposedly gave Stoner an unfair advantage last year. So it aint the tyres.

He got stomped by his rookie team-mate on the same bike, so it aint the bike.

He got beaten by another rookie, Dovizioso, so it aint beginner luck from Lorenzo.

So, howler-monkeys, have at it. What was the reason the "greatest of all time" got his arse handed to him, yet again?



I'll be in Melbourne from April 5th-9th.

Any of you Victorian bloggy types up for a beer?



10 March 2008

The best movie monologue of all time

From Other People's Money (1991).

The Scene: a final stockholder meeting to determine the fate of a dying company, New England Wire & Cable.

Two men take the stage in turn to make their case: company chairman Andrew Jorgenson (Gregory Peck) and Corporate raider Lawrence Garfield (Danny De Vito).

Jorgensen goes first, with a speech to warm the heart and stir the soul:

It's good to see so many...familiar faces, so many old friends. Some of you I haven't seen in years. Thank you for coming.

Bill Coles, our able president, in the annual report, has told you of our year, of what we accomplished, of the need for further improvements...our business goals for next year and the years beyond.

I'd like to talk to you about something else.

I want to share with you some of my thoughts concerning the vote that you're going to make in the company that you own.

This proud company, which has survived the death of its founder, numerous recessions, one major depression and two world wars, is in imminent danger of self-destructing.

On this day, in the town of its birth, There is the instrument of our destruction.

I want you to look at him in all of his glory. "Larry the Liquidator."

The entrepreneur of post-industrial America playing God...with other people's money.

The robber barons of old at least left something tangible in their wake. A coal mine, a railroad, banks.

This man leaves nothing.

He creates nothing.
He builds nothing.
He runs nothing.

And in his wake lies nothing but a blizzard of paper to cover the pain.

Oh, if he said, "I know how to run your business better than you"... that would be something worth talking about.

But he's not saying that.

He's saying, "I'm gonna kill you because at this particular moment in're worth more dead than alive."

Well...maybe that's true, but it is also true that one day this industry will turn. One day when the yen is weaker, the dollar is stronger, or when we finally begin to rebuild our roads, our bridges, the infrastructure of our country, demand will skyrocket.

And when those things happen, we will still be here, stronger because of our ordeal, stronger because we have survived. And the price of our stock will make his offer pale by comparison.

God save us if we vote to take his paltry few dollars and run. God save this country if that is truly the wave of the future. We will then have become a nation that makes nothing but hamburgers, creates nothing but lawyers and sells nothing but tax shelters.

And if we are at that point in this country where we kill something...because at the moment it's worth more dead than alive.


...take a look around. Look at your neighbor. Look at your neighbor. You won't kill him, will you? No. It's called murder, and it's illegal. Well, this, too, is murder, on a mass scale.

Only on Wall Street, they call it maximizing shareholder value, and they call it legal. And they substitute dollar bills where a conscience should be.

Damn it! A business is worth more than the price of its stock! It's the place where we earn our living, where we meet our friends, dream our dreams. It is, in every sense, the very fabric that binds our society together.

So let us now, at this meeting, say to every Garfield in the land... here, we build things, we don't destroy them. Here, we care about more than the price of our stock.

Here...we care about people.

The crowd cheers. In most movies, this is the point where the mushy music would begin, the heartless corporate lizards would crawl off in disgrace, and the happy ending would occur.

But then, something remarkable happens. For once, reason triumphs over mawkish Hollywood sentimentality, when Larry the Liquidator takes the microphone and delivers his devastating riposte.

"Amen" indeed.


Phillip Island

Spent the weekend of the 2nd March down at The Island, watching the World Superbike races. The racing was rather dull, but the weather was beaut, and much fun was had getting drunk with a particular bunch of degenerates.

The ride down was fun, but marred by heavy roadworks on the normally awesome Cooma-Bombala run, and then by rain and ultra-slippery road on the Cann River highway. Here's a random photo taken at Orbost. The bloke on the other bike is BikeMe webmaster Alan Moon.

The ride back was better, though I was very lucky to evade a much higher police presence. My blessed VTR is a superb long-distance mount.


The joys of multiculturalism

Gee, I never saw this coming......


A typical socialist success story

It seems old melon-head in Venezuela is fucking things up royally.

Not that this will register with the usual imbeciles, who still regard poverty-stricken totalitarian Cuba as a paradise on earth. After all, poverty is unimportant once the correct feelings are in place.

(Via J.F. Beck)


Once-Great Britain

This is simply disgusting.


Pilger hearts psychotic Islamists

Proving that there's no bunch of homicidal thugs he's not in love with, here's John Pilger:

The breakout of the people of Gaza in late January provided a heroic spectacle unlike any other since the Warsaw ghetto uprising

Had Pilger been writing in WW2, he'd have been cheerleading for Waffen SS, and praising National Socialist wealth redistribution.

My favourite photo of Pilger says it all:

Poor old prune-face has never recovered from the loss of his beloved.


An encounter at the shopping mall

Silly fellow. You'd have been much better off under the benevolent regime of the anti-gun crowd. The police would have been very professional at cleaning up the corpse of you and your child. And you'd have the satisfaction of knowing your death was part of creating a safer society.

Then again, maybe you should have just shot the cunts and cleansed the gene pool. I for one would have cheered.

(Via Billy Beck)

25 February 2008


I'm busy with some stuff tonight, so here's a picture of a steak:



24 February 2008

I need to get the DVDs of this show

Dear readers, for your pleasure, here is Duckman's epic rant about modern life.

I can't believe that lump of tedious wannabe-cutting-edge crap called Family Guy has millions of fans while Duckman lies axed and forgotten.

You people have no taste.



I had one of these for the day on Friday: the Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic.

I've never been backward in my hatred for crusiers: fat, wobbly, underpowered, poorly-built tubs of shit.

Colour me amazed: I actually liked riding this bike. No really.

Firstly, the ergonomics are spot-on, and by that I mean perfect. The seat is comfy, supportive and in just the right spot, as are the footboards, handlebars and switchgear.

The engine, which has a feeble 50hp on paper, has plenty of torque for the highway, with enough thrust for the bustle of traffic. The response from the injected lump is silky-smooth, and creates a gorgeous note, even with the strangled standard pipes. Gearbox/clutch action is smooth and positive with heel-n-toe shifters to go with the footboards.

Of course, no crusier is going to handle well, and this one certainly doesn't. However, unlike many cruisers, it doesn't wobble like a bowl of goddamned jelly any time you get it slightly off vertical. Be aware of its limitations, and there'll be no problems.

Quality of finish & build looks high. This is a classy product, and one I'd be happy to spend many lazy highway hours on. There's a lovely vibe just going down the highway on this thing.

Nice bike. I'll be damned.


For Futurama fans

For those Futurama fans who have the Region 4, Season 2 DVDs, there's a rather amusing 'feature' you may want to check out.

Select the episode "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back", and skip toward the end where Hermes sings his 'born to be a bureaucrat' song.

Listen to it in its entirety, then go back to the start of it.

Select the French language audio track and play the song again. Gaze and listen with amused horror at perhaps the most incompetent attempt at musical translation in the history of showbusiness.

It sounds like it was recorded by people who had no idea that they were actually supposed to be singing.



If there was any doubt as to the utter moral depravity of pro-Jihadist 'intellectual' Norman Finkelstein, this interview should pretty much settle it. The man is openly wishing for the civilised democracy of Israel to be beaten by the psychotic Islamic fundamentalists of Hezbollah.

What a low-rent scumbag.

The full interview can be seen here. Thanks to Damian Penny for the link.


The restaurant with very special service


(via White Ape)



While I'm usually in favour of anything which pisses off the Russians, I can't see how the new "independent" Kosovo can be considered a good thing. A bunch of foreign muslims setting up an enclave on Serbian soil, inventing a 'Kosovar' identity (hey, it worked for the 'Palestinians') and turning it into their own little narco-Islamist country? Yeah, this is gonna turn out real well.

I'm on the Serbians' side on this one folks. Fuck knows why the retards in Washington are taking sides in this, beyond some half-arsed attempt to get moral currency with the muslim crowd. And we've seen how well that's worked in the past, haven't we?

Bah humbug.


16 February 2008

Destroy your favourite website


(Thanks to Bly for the link)


Oh, shut the fuck up you old bat

Dear Dr. Nelson, please tell this wailing hag to go jam it up her ass.

BTW, has anyone yet been able to find someone from this 'stolen generation'? Just curious....


Yes. More please.

This and this are the greatest TV commercials of all time.


Stupid Commies, part one

Well, this is interesting. The Chavez-worshipping Green Left Weekly has finally admitted their latest socialist paradise is experiencing food shortages.

Food shortages? In the socialist revolutionary paradise of Venezuela?

Could it be that Fuhrer Chavez isn't quite the miracle worker he seems? Well, the Green Left Weekly scoffs at such questions. The shortages - which have only come in since Chavez was in power - were in fact created by - get this - the brilliant economic policies of Chavez combined with wicked capitalist media outlets creating discontent:

What is responsible?

It is undeniable that the campaign by the right-wing private media has been a crucial factor in fuelling discontent, demonstrating the ongoing influence the old ruling elites that own the private media continue to have. This campaign has helped make the shortages worse as spooked customers rush to stock up.

This campaign gathered momentum in the lead up to the referendum. The percentage of people who felt that shortages were a problem increased from 64% in the third quarter of 2007 to 78% in the last.

At the same time consumption has been dramatically increasing in Venezuela, fuelled by a significant economic boom and the Chavez government's social policies that have greatly increased the spending capacity of the poorest.


Yeah, wealth creating food shortages. It's a well known problem somewhere I'm sure. Read the whole piece, it's a treasure trove of the bizzaroworld logic of the socialist mind.

A few more years of Chavezism should solve the problem, and Venezuelans will finally enjoy the quality of life experienced by their more fortunate comrades in Cuba and Zimbabwe.

And while we're on the subject of Chavez, the fat commie slob is experiencing some other problems as well.


Stupid Commies, part two

Cuba is the most democratic nation on Earth, because the commies say so:

On January 20, 8.4 million Cubans — 95% of those eligible — voted to elect their People Power National Assembly (NA)


Mainstream western media outlets, however, have tried to distort the electoral process, claiming that the apparent absence of opposition candidates for the NA is proof of the “undemocratic” nature of the elections.

While there is only one political party — the Cuban Communist Party — it plays no role in elections.


Under Cuban electoral law there must be at least two, and up to eight, candidates for each seat. They must be nominated from the community they seek to represent.

The purpose of the recent election was to select, from those municipal representatives, 614 delegates to the NA, and 1201 provincial delegates. Every candidate to both lists must have already been elected a municipal representative — right up to Castro who must, and did in October, stand in competitive municipal elections.

The Communist Party of Australia concludes:

Further irrefutable evidence of the unity of the Cuban people

What can one really say in the face of such lunacy?


Stupid Commies, part three

Personal hygiene isn't the only shortcoming the far-left suffers from. A passing knowledge of history is another. Here's the Green Left Weekly celebrating that magnificent communist victory at the Tet Offensive.

“Forty years ago, the Tet offensive — the decisive battle of the Vietnam War — took place, changing the course of the war, and beginning the long retreat of the US military which eventually led to the victory of the Vietnamese revolutionary national-liberation forces with the fall of Saigon in April 1975", Jim McIlroy said at a public forum in Brisbane on January 31, one of a series sponsored by Green Left Weekly.

“On January 31, 1968, fighters of the [North] Vietnamese People's Army and the South Vietnamese National Liberation Front (NLF) launched an all-out assault on cities and towns throughout South Vietnam, catching the US and its puppet regime in Saigon completely by surprise, and stunning the world with their courage and audacity”, said McIlroy.

Actually, to anyone who actually researches the Tet Offensive, the only thing the North Vietnamese "stunned" people with was their staggering incompetence on the battlefield.

I tell lefties this all the time, and they are inevitably reduced to a screaming rage.

Over to you, Colonel Bui Tin:

Our losses were staggering and a complete surprise; Giap later told me that Tet had been a military defeat, though we had gained the planned political advantages when Johnson agreed to negotiate and did not run for re-election. The second and third waves in May and September were, in retrospect, mistakes. Our forces in the South were nearly wiped out by all the fighting in 1968. It took us until 1971 to re-establish our presence, but we had to use North Vietnamese troops as local guerrillas. If the American forces had not begun to withdraw under Nixon in 1969, they could have punished us severely. We suffered badly in 1969 and 1970 as it was.

Walter Cronkite did more damage to the American military than the North Vietnamese Clown Army ever managed.


Stupid Commies, part four

Generation Y mannequin Naomi Klein takes on Milton Friedman.

It's a little like a chimpanzee doing a critique of Stephen Hawking.

Medicinal millinery

Tim Blair discovers the ideal post-cancer therapy: hats of wonder.

Oh yeah, and Ugg Boots.

Those intellectually superior Europeans

I guess the squealing pinkos at The Daily Mirror are going to find it difficult to blubber about 'stupid Americans' after this:

Britons are losing their grip on reality, according to a poll which shows nearly a quarter think Winston Churchill was a myth, while the majority reckon Sherlock Holmes was real.

The survey found that 47 per cent thought the 12th Century English King Richard the Lionheart was a myth.

And 23 per cent thought World War II prime minister Winston Churchill was made up.

The same percentage thought Crimean War nurse Florence Nightingale did not actually exist.

Three per cent thought Charles Dickens, one of Britain's most famous writers, is a work of fiction himself.

Indian political leader Mahatma Gandhi and Battle of Waterloo victor the Duke of Wellington were also in the top 10 of people thought to be myths.

What was that about 'stupid yanks' again?


"Come and get it, come and get it...."

Who'd have known Australia's legendary TV chef was such a potty mouth?


My new toy

Well I've written about them a few times, so now I've finally gotten around to buying one.....

Mine is not the one pictured, though it's the same colour. Mine has a special custom-built high-rise Woolf exhaust cans, a Ventura rack, smaller indicators, DNA performance air filter and aftermarket grips.

Rode it back from Melbourne two weekends ago. A wicked piece of kit.


28 January 2008

Peanut butter disproves evolution

Behold the mighty intellect of creationists.

I'm amazed these retards can dress themselves without help.


Only in Sydney

Spent the long weekend in Australia's "Crown Jewel".

As I was waiting to cross at a set of lights in Edgecliff, the bare-chested squeegeeman suddenly went into a violent vomiting fit, barfing up an entire swimming pool of orange gutgoop.

Without bothering to clean up, he went back to work after deciding he'd talk to me.

"G'Day mate, fucken hot aye?? Having a good day aye? Have a good one mate."

...and with that, vomitman started cleaning more windscreens.

This kind of encounter seems to happen all the time when I'm in that city. Previous trips have produced screaming geriatric midgets in tooth fairy outfits, screaming drunken aborigines demanding I get away from their sacred park bench, a beggar in a tuxedo, a mad jamaican woman demanding the removal of all "black peppers" from her KFC burger, and now the happy vomiter.

I must be a magnet for freaks.



23 January 2008

Time flies by

Sheeeit. I guess I'd better update this thing. The next update won't take so long. Promise.

First, a shout-out to Timbo. Get better soon mate.


It's raining in Queensland right now

Scenes from the Ensham Mine near Emerald Qld....

These are deep holes, people.

That is an absolute shitload of water.

Thanks to SpottedQuoll for these remarkable photos.


Gaze in awe... the brilliance of North Korean motorcycle design: The fearsome Pugang!!!!

124cc of tyre-shredding power and the finest North Korean engineering slave labour can buy.

Make sure you also check out the brand new & exciting "Business opportunities in Korea" page, and see the Juche-licious opportunities that await investors in the DPRK...

The DPR of Korea (North Korea) will become in the next years the most important hub for trading in North-East Asia.

Lowest labour cost in Asia.


They're really not kidding about the last part.


Food of the good kind

This place has the best Indian food I've had in my life...and I'm a serious fan of Indian food.

The Kashmiri lamb curry with paratha bread is the food of the gods. Those who doubt me are idiots.


World's freakiest couple ejected from bus

Saw this on a bike forum...

Goth who walks fiancée on a leash is banned by bus driver who told him: 'No dogs allowed'

Given that she describes herself as a human pet – and is happy to walk around on a lead – Tasha Maltby is used to odd looks and even odder remarks.

But nothing had prepared her for the reaction of the bus driver who allegedly told the self-styled Goth and her boyfriend: "We don't let freaks and dogs like you on."



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