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Peanut butter disproves evolution Behold the mighty intellect of creationists. I'm amazed these retards can dress themselves without help.
Spent the long weekend in Australia's "Crown Jewel". As I was waiting to cross at a set of lights in Edgecliff, the bare-chested squeegeeman suddenly went into a violent vomiting fit, barfing up an entire swimming pool of orange gutgoop. Without bothering to clean up, he went back to work after deciding he'd talk to me.
...and with that, vomitman started cleaning more windscreens. This kind of encounter seems to happen all the time when I'm in that city. Previous trips have produced screaming geriatric midgets in tooth fairy outfits, screaming drunken aborigines demanding I get away from their sacred park bench, a beggar in a tuxedo, a mad jamaican woman demanding the removal of all "black peppers" from her KFC burger, and now the happy vomiter. I must be a magnet for freaks.
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