| 16 February 2008
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Netdisaster.com
Superb.
(Thanks to Bly for the link)
Oh, shut the fuck up you old bat
Dear Dr. Nelson, please tell this wailing hag to go jam it up her ass.
BTW, has anyone yet been able to find someone from this 'stolen generation'? Just curious....
Yes. More please.
This and this are the greatest TV commercials of all time.
Stupid Commies, part one
Well, this is interesting. The Chavez-worshipping Green Left Weekly has finally admitted their latest socialist paradise is experiencing food shortages.
Food shortages? In the socialist revolutionary paradise of Venezuela?
Could it be that Fuhrer Chavez isn't quite the miracle worker he seems? Well, the Green Left Weekly scoffs at such questions. The shortages - which have only come in since Chavez was in power - were in fact created by - get this - the brilliant economic policies of Chavez combined with wicked capitalist media outlets creating discontent:
What is responsible?
It is undeniable that the campaign by the right-wing private media has been a crucial factor in fuelling discontent, demonstrating the ongoing influence the old ruling elites that own the private media continue to have. This campaign has helped make the shortages worse as spooked customers rush to stock up.
This campaign gathered momentum in the lead up to the referendum. The percentage of people who felt that shortages were a problem increased from 64% in the third quarter of 2007 to 78% in the last.
At the same time consumption has been dramatically increasing in Venezuela, fuelled by a significant economic boom and the Chavez government's social policies that have greatly increased the spending capacity of the poorest.
*Snerk*
Yeah, wealth creating food shortages. It's a well known problem somewhere I'm sure. Read the whole piece, it's a treasure trove of the bizzaroworld logic of the socialist mind.
A few more years of Chavezism should solve the problem, and Venezuelans will finally enjoy the quality of life experienced by their more fortunate comrades in Cuba and Zimbabwe.
And while we're on the subject of Chavez, the fat commie slob is experiencing some other problems as well.
Stupid Commies, part two
Cuba is the most democratic nation on Earth, because the commies say so:
On January 20, 8.4 million Cubans — 95% of those eligible — voted to elect their People Power National Assembly (NA)
[...]
Mainstream western media outlets, however, have tried to distort the electoral process, claiming that the apparent absence of opposition candidates for the NA is proof of the “undemocratic” nature of the elections.
While there is only one political party — the Cuban Communist Party — it plays no role in elections.
[...]
Under Cuban electoral law there must be at least two, and up to eight, candidates for each seat. They must be nominated from the community they seek to represent.
The purpose of the recent election was to select, from those municipal representatives, 614 delegates to the NA, and 1201 provincial delegates. Every candidate to both lists must have already been elected a municipal representative — right up to Castro who must, and did in October, stand in competitive municipal elections.
The Communist Party of Australia concludes:
Further irrefutable evidence of the unity of the Cuban people
What can one really say in the face of such lunacy?
Stupid Commies, part three
Personal hygiene isn't the only shortcoming the far-left suffers from. A passing knowledge of history is another. Here's the Green Left Weekly celebrating that magnificent communist victory at the Tet Offensive.
“Forty years ago, the Tet offensive — the decisive battle of the Vietnam War — took place, changing the course of the war, and beginning the long retreat of the US military which eventually led to the victory of the Vietnamese revolutionary national-liberation forces with the fall of Saigon in April 1975", Jim McIlroy said at a public forum in Brisbane on January 31, one of a series sponsored by Green Left Weekly.
“On January 31, 1968, fighters of the [North] Vietnamese People's Army and the South Vietnamese National Liberation Front (NLF) launched an all-out assault on cities and towns throughout South Vietnam, catching the US and its puppet regime in Saigon completely by surprise, and stunning the world with their courage and audacity”, said McIlroy.
Actually, to anyone who actually researches the Tet Offensive, the only thing the North Vietnamese "stunned" people with was their staggering incompetence on the battlefield.
I tell lefties this all the time, and they are inevitably reduced to a screaming rage.
Over to you, Colonel Bui Tin:
Our losses were staggering and a complete surprise; Giap later told me that Tet had been a military defeat, though we had gained the planned political advantages when Johnson agreed to negotiate and did not run for re-election. The second and third waves in May and September were, in retrospect, mistakes. Our forces in the South were nearly wiped out by all the fighting in 1968. It took us until 1971 to re-establish our presence, but we had to use North Vietnamese troops as local guerrillas. If the American forces had not begun to withdraw under Nixon in 1969, they could have punished us severely. We suffered badly in 1969 and 1970 as it was.
Walter Cronkite did more damage to the American military than the North Vietnamese Clown Army ever managed.
Stupid Commies, part four
Generation Y mannequin Naomi Klein takes on Milton Friedman.
It's a little like a chimpanzee doing a critique of Stephen Hawking.
Medicinal millinery
Tim Blair discovers the ideal post-cancer therapy: hats of wonder.
Oh yeah, and Ugg Boots.
Those intellectually superior Europeans
I guess the squealing pinkos at The Daily Mirror are going to find it difficult to blubber about 'stupid Americans' after this:
Britons are losing their grip on reality, according to a poll which shows nearly a quarter think Winston Churchill was a myth, while the majority reckon Sherlock Holmes was real.
The survey found that 47 per cent thought the 12th Century English King Richard the Lionheart was a myth.
And 23 per cent thought World War II prime minister Winston Churchill was made up.
The same percentage thought Crimean War nurse Florence Nightingale did not actually exist.
Three per cent thought Charles Dickens, one of Britain's most famous writers, is a work of fiction himself.
Indian political leader Mahatma Gandhi and Battle of Waterloo victor the Duke of Wellington were also in the top 10 of people thought to be myths.
What was that about 'stupid yanks' again?
"Come and get it, come and get it...."
Who'd have known Australia's legendary TV chef was such a potty mouth?
My new toy
Well I've written about them a few times, so now I've finally gotten around to buying one.....
Mine is not the one pictured, though it's the same colour. Mine has a special custom-built high-rise Woolf exhaust cans, a Ventura rack, smaller indicators, DNA performance air filter and aftermarket grips.
Rode it back from Melbourne two weekends ago. A wicked piece of kit.
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