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Whacking Archive 12-1-03 Very subtle cartoon Lovely, huh? It translates (I think) as "I congratulate you personally, Sharon"
Finally, hybrid NY/Aus blogger James Morrow hath returned. Welcome back. And he shows why I always tell everyone to get a big-ass travel insurance policy when they go overseas.
Just got back from an overnight motorcycle trip to the Snowy Mountains - where there are a lot of fires burning right now. More details & some cool pics tomorrow. The important news is that despite the road closures, the beer supply at the motel was unaffected.
One ought never
to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it.
If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly
and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.
North Korea today withdrew from the global nuclear arms control treaty.
Oh, well that's a relief. Maybe they want more hugs from Jimmy Carter. Maybe the horrible americans should stop being so damned rude to them. They're working towards peaceful ends dammit, didn't you hear? Oh, if only we'd learn to stop our warmongering, aggressive ways... this endless imperialist expansion of democracy and capitalism... Can't we all just
get along?
Tamada - who has won 3 out of the last 4 superbike races held in Japan - is clearly no mug. With Pramac sponsorship, the bike (almost certain to be last year's model) should be competitive, depending on how well Tamada adjusts to riding outside Japan, and on the development of the Bridgestone tyres the team will be using. With an exclusive Bridgestone front-row at last year's Phillip Island GP, the company definitely looks capable of providing decent quality rubber. Still, it's a tough
field this year, so don't expect Makoto-san to do much outside of Motegi
and Suzuka. Still, he could add quite a bit of excitement to the upcoming
season with occasional flashes of brilliance. Damian Penny has a pic of a truly stupid machine: a "motorcycle" powered by a Dodge Viper engine. It has four wheels "to handle the power output", or so Dodge sez. Problem is, it's heavier than a B-52, and with 4 wheels + a mile-long wheelbase it's limited to travelling in a straight line. How exciting. Why the hell would
any moron would want to stick a stupid, heavy Viper engine in a bike anyway?
There was once a side by side comparison done between a Viper and a Yamaha
R1. The little R1 blew the viper to the weeds, much to Dodge's chagrin.
At least the Viper could steer. I don't know what this concept piece of
junk is supposed to do, apart from extract money from extremely stupid
rich people..... http://www.nice-tits.org ....so says Dave
Sims, and with good reason too.
Hong Kong is going
down the toilet, all thanks to the All-Knowing Wise Leaders in Beijing.
Did you know?....... The source of all terrorism is Charles Darwin.
The solution to all terrorism is Islam.
Hahaha. But hey seriously,
did y'all hear the one about Osama and his pet pig Ummah?....
Apologies to all who have sent me e-mail recently to which I have not responded. I'm getting to it, I promise. Thanks to all who have written in. It's always great to get feedback, opinions, suggestions, links and whatnot. E-mail is always welcome: tex {at} whackingday {dot} com I can be reached on
AIM thru the nick monkifuzz
The sad part is, he's
semi-serious. ...for stating the
bloody
obvious.
..so
sez Daniel Pipes. He's right too.
Aaron Oakley has some
interesting
news items.
Civilised & sophisticated Europeans The French are going
back to one of the few things they're good at: persecuting
Jews. Our favourite gun-totin'
Texan babe takes
on our favourite media moron. The results are a thing of beauty. I figure I've got a shot at a career in showbiz. I've started by writing an entire series of ER, further developing the high-quality screenwriting that show wins so many awards for. Here it is for your enjoyment. ER SCRIPT, Ep 1: "Stat!! Stat!!"
ER SCRIPT, Ep 2: "Stat!! Stat!!"
ER SCRIPT, Ep 3: "Stat!! Stat!!"
ER SCRIPT, Ep 4: "Stat!! Stat!!"
ER SCRIPT, Ep 5: "Stat!! Stat!!"
ER SCRIPT, Ep 6: "Stat!! Stat!!"
ER SCRIPT, Ep 7: "Stat!! Stat!!"
ER SCRIPT, Ep 8: "Stat!! Stat!!"
ER SCRIPT, ep 9: "Stat!! Stat!!"
TV at it's finest.
More e-mail from the loony fringe Reader Troy C. thinks I am running an anti-american website......
Care to provide some examples?
Geopolitical allegory clearly aint this fella's strong point.
Kinda like your grammar. By the way, the "..." are Troy's: the e-mail was an entire page-worth of unbroken text. I'm just showing the more coherent excerpts.
We usually send troops to help the Americans, even before a hundred or so of our "safe haven citizens" were bombed by Islamofreaks.
Well, there are a few thousand East Timorese who are alive thanks to the fact that we went over and started shooting the bastards who were killing them.
Apart from being the latest target for muslim terrorists, I guess there's nothing to worry about.
That's probably because rednecks are not generally atheists who favour legalising gay marriages, regulated prostitution, and medically prescribed heroin.
I'll defer my answer till after you explain what the hell you're talking about.
Well damn, now I feel all bad about defacating on all those American flags. Lucky this guy spotted my America-hatred before it's too late.
What "movie"?
I'm jealous because Barbara Streisand doesn't tour here. You filthy yanks are keeping her all to yourselves. Fuck you all to hell!!
Go back to your abandoned
missile silo and drink your moonshine, you freak. Strawman has a few word's about Islamic scumbag & freakzoid Sheik Taj El Din Al Hilaly's arrest in Sydney. Hilaly - who loves to rant about world Jewish conspiracies (amongst other fundamentalist swill), and still doesn't speak english after two decades in this country - describes police actions as un-Australian. What a sick joke. I notice his appalling
spokesman - Keysar Trad - was moaning again about the media about prejudice
against Muslims. Kinda funny coming from a fella who wrote
this stuff.
"great" movies that suck Citizen Kane "great" actors or directors that suck D.W. Griffith "great" books that suck Brave New World
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Honda
are giving one of their prized V5's to Japanese Superbike ace Makoto Tamada
for the 2003 MotoGP season.
"Gimme
40cc's of tuforsexoxypropenuramine" 