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Whacking Permalink Archive 10-1-03 One ought never
to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it.
If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly
and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.
North Korea today withdrew from the global nuclear arms control treaty.
Oh, well that's a relief. Maybe they want more hugs from Jimmy Carter. Maybe the horrible americans should stop being so damned rude to them. They're working towards peaceful ends dammit, didn't you hear? Oh, if only we'd learn to stop our warmongering, aggressive ways... this endless imperialist expansion of democracy and capitalism... Can't we all just
get along?
Honda are giving one of their prized V5's to Japanese Superbike ace Makoto Tamada for the 2003 MotoGP season. Tamada - who has won 3 out of the last 4 superbike races held in Japan - is clearly no mug. With Pramac sponsorship, the bike (almost certain to be last year's model) should be competitive, depending on how well Tamada adjusts to riding outside Japan, and on the development of the Bridgestone tyres the team will be using. With an exclusive Bridgestone front-row at last year's Phillip Island GP, the company definitely looks capable of providing decent quality rubber. Still, it's a tough
field this year, so don't expect Makoto-san to do much outside of Motegi
and Suzuka. Still, he could add quite a bit of excitement to the upcoming
season with occasional flashes of brilliance. Damian Penny has a pic of a truly stupid machine: a "motorcycle" powered by a Dodge Viper engine. It has four wheels "to handle the power output", or so Dodge sez. Problem is, it's heavier than a B-52, and with 4 wheels + a mile-long wheelbase it's limited to travelling in a straight line. How exciting. Why the hell would
any moron would want to stick a stupid, heavy Viper engine in a bike anyway?
There was once a side by side comparison done between a Viper and a Yamaha
R1. The little R1 blew the viper to the weeds, much to Dodge's chagrin.
At least the Viper could steer. I don't know what this concept piece of
junk is supposed to do, apart from extract money from extremely stupid
rich people..... http://www.nice-tits.org ....so says Dave
Sims, and with good reason too.
Hong Kong is going
down the toilet, all thanks to the All-Knowing Wise Leaders in Beijing.
Did you know?....... The source of all terrorism is Charles Darwin.
The solution to all terrorism is Islam.
Hahaha. But hey seriously,
did y'all hear the one about Osama and his pet pig Ummah?.... |
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