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Whacking Archive 6 July 2003 Gratuitous gorgeous beach photos I went on a motorbike ride to Tathra this weekend. The beach at sunset is a place of aching beauty. The photos don't do it justice, but they're still pretty good.... Looking north. You can see the haze created by the surf-spray.
Looking south-east toward Tathra cliffs.
The breaking surf.
Looking toward that same beach the next morning from the cliffs.
Looking out to sea from the same place.
Oh, and here's the cabin we stayed in. Very comfy. And cheap.
The best
part was that because it was winter, there weren't many people around.
No, I don't mean condoms. Performance motorcycles are not good for one's bank account. I just had a new set of tyres fitted to my bike, at the not-so-modest cost of $475. My last ones lasted 9400kms, and they were absolutely shagged by then. These ones will most likely be replaced after 7000-ish kms.
The difference in bike behaviour caused by different tyre brands often amazes people new to sportsbikes. An ill-handling bike can be transformed into a quick-steering and stable machine, simply by picking the right brand of rubber. The new tyres on my ZX9 are Metzeler Sportec M1's, and they are - quite simply - fantastic. Offering superb feel, quick steering, mid-corner stability and fabulous traction. My previous tyres were Michelin Pilot Sports. Decent tyres, but these new Metzelers are the biz. If you're on a sportbike, be sure to get a pair of these at your next tyre change. Worth every damned cent. Bike stuff - Part Two (bad stuff): Carb Icing So here I am having returned from my overnight trip to Tathra on the NSW coast. A fantastic weekend. A illegally fast motorcycle beneath me, awesome roads, great scenery and one of the best beaches in the world.
Motorcycling is not only expensive and dangerous, it can also be really uncomfortable and bloody scary. To start with, the initial stage from Canberra to Cooma nearly resulted in me freezing to death when we hit an Arctic fog around 30kms from Cooma. Even with my thick bike gear and thermals on, I was so bloody cold I nearly turned back - and this was at midday. I've never seen fog - even in winter - on the way to Cooma at this time of day. My breath froze on my visor, I couldn't see for shit, the road was slippery (not helped by my brand new tyres, which are covered in a waxy substance it usually takes 150kms to get rid of), the other road users were idiots, my fingers were so cold I could hardly use the brake lever. And then, joy of joys, I experienced first-hand what so many had told me about: the wonders of carb-icing. My Kawasaki ZX9R is the only bike in the 1000cc sports class still using carburettors. It also uses Kawasaki's wonderful Ram Air system, which acts as a very simple, very cheap and very crude form of turbocharging. It's what gives the ZX9R it's massive top-end power and without doubt the best sound in motorcycling: the deafening howl produced as huge quantities of air are sucked into the engine. The carbs and Ram Air work wonderfully well, except when it's really cold. And you know what happens then? To put it crudely: the engine freezes. Well, not exactly, but essentially there is ice where there shouldn't be, and instead of running on four cylinders, the bike will suddenly be running on two. This has scary consequences: I was overtaking a bus and as I got alongside it the bloody throttle died, then suddenly came alive again as I tried to accelerate. So the bike doubled it's horsepower in a fraction of a second. Having never experienced carb-icing before, this was a seriously unnerving experience, especially as the back tyre squirmed and slipped as it suddenly tried to cope with a doubling of horsepower. Thank Jeebus I wasn't going around a corner at the time. So here I was, frozen stiff, in an arctic fog, fighting a brutally powerful bike which was going spazzo, constantly having to pull the clutch in and rev the shit of of the bike to clear the carb-blocking and making sure the whole bloody engine didn't seize up. And the slimy road surface was not helping in trying to stay upright. Kawasaki were supposed to have fixed this problem. Frankly, they've got a long way to go. Ah, the
things we do for love. 5 July 2003 To my American readers... ...it's still 4th of July over there, so a happy 4th of July to ya! Or as I prefer to say: "Happy America Balls day!" (anyone who gets this very obscure Simpsons reference wins a free beer) There will be no more posts today. I'm off for a ride to the coast. Will be back tomorrow. Cheers, 3 July 2003 The driver for my PC's internal Compaq SD-612B DVD-ROM has shit itself for some reason. Does
anyone know where I can download a suitable driver?
On the James Whale Radio Show in the UK, Geller predicted that David Coulthard would win the Formula 1 motor race in the UK. He exhorted the listeners to shout "Win, David, win!" or words to that effect. Coulthard had a crash in the first lap at the first corner, and as a result of the damage had to retire on lap 3. But hey, Uri still
has Aussie-grown idiots to love
him.
Rachel Lucas has a few things to say about Australia's latest fantastically stupid "gun buy-back". A disarmed population, just as many criminals carrying guns, and a lot of people with a politically-correct sense of smugness. I feel safer already. Tex's
first law of government: The inevitable failure of legislation will be
seen as a justification for even more legislation. Meryl
Yourish brings us up to date with the sterling efforts of the Palestinians
in seeking peace. Obesity litigants may target Cadbury I propose
we target the litigants.....with rifles. William
Bacon brings some wonderfully
horrible news to John Pilger fans worldwide. Damian Penny's post about the US supreme court sodomy decision has attracted a bunch of psycho gay-haters like flies to shit. Check out this freak:
What is it with freaks and exclamation points? Good to know that "homesexuality" is completely treatable, and that sufferers are now leading healthy "hetersexual" lives. Gotta love them conservative values. In my experience, gay-haters are generally people with serious sexual/psychological hang-ups. They're the modern version of the sorry-arsed dweebs who thought rock-n-roll would destroy society back in the 50's. Get a
life, you pathetic weasels. 2 July 2003 The whackingday.com URL seems to be working again, so welcome back to all of you. If you've sent me any e-mail in the past few days, you'll need to resend it, as I only just got my e-mail back: tex [at] whackingday.com. Or you can keep using my temporary one: killpilger [at] hotmail.com. It's just too good not to use. Oh, did
you read the posts from the last two days? Scroll down....
Our Green Left friends are praising the wonders of Cuba again.
Thank you Dr. Mengele. Elsewhere, we have some attempted leftie satire:
Side-splitting stuff. Note their mention in the article of the "idiot public". Greenies really don't seem to like your average Joe do they? Then there's another nauseating, delusional report on Palestinian 'resistance':
Will the Israelis ever stop their non-existent huge massacres of civilians? Oh, and we have some more really crap commie poetry:
You mean, the 'pain in Baghdad' is in Baghdad? Well I'm glad that's cleared up.
And all day and all
night,
Except they slipped up and gave it back to the Iraqis.
Yep, the practice of selling food continues to horrify greenies worldwide. Why don't the poor people just die with their cultural dignity intact? Ingrates. And finally, the always unmissable movie reviews section gives the highest praise possible to the Eminem movie 8 Mile:
*snerk* Yesiree, there's
a let down for ya. Tim Blair does
a fine fisking of a puke-inducing article in The Age on the
wretched daughter of legendary commie murderer Che Guevara. It's now legal to
have
sex while you are driving. Ten
donkeys marry as Madras runs dry. 1 July 2003 Quote of the day Memo
to the Jehovah Witnesses: Ringing people's doorbells at 8:30 on a Saturday
morning is NOT the way to convert them to your religion.
Finally my DNS info swapped over today, so everyone will hopefully be seeing this webpage via the normal URL very soon. I'm now in the capable hands of Hosting Matters, who will hopefully prove better service providers than the nightmare known as Aletia.com 30 June 2003 One year ago today....................... Yes, Whackingday.com is one year old tonight. Please send praise, money and gifts. I've met many great folks, made fine friends, and gotten a lot of free booze out of this blogging caper. It's been fun. Check out my archive summaries for some of my greatest hits. The most popular post - by far - was the immortal How to be a good anti-American. Readership in my first month was around 60 readers a day, and slowly climbed until it reached around 520 readers per day, where it has stayed. Most of my mail comes from Americans. And no, I'm not moving to Moveable Type. If you don't like the way this site looks, don't read it. Thanks
for reading this past year. Here's to another 12 months.
Kick-ass
post by the Yobbo.
Rachel
Lucas brings
us the latest lunacy from Michael Moore. It's a stunner, even buy
his standards. He's pissed of at Dubya for not
planting WMD evidence. Or, uh, something.
Is there any serious person who thinks the latest Palestinian cease-fire is not merely an opportunity for the Islamofreaks to regroup before the next round of jew-killings begin? Meryl has a few observations:
Den Beste chimes in:
Four days, four weeks...our
Jew-killing friends can't just give up their favourite hobby. Young'un
aussie Anthony West has become the first Australian in 28 years to win
a race in the 250cc GP class. Congrats. 27 June 2003 Does anyone know what became of this story?
Those fellas better have damn well got their decorations, you bureaucrat bastards. If anyone has recent developments in this story, please let me know: tex {at} whackingday {dot} com One of the snipers scored a hit from 2.43 kilometres. Holy jeebus. Thanks
to J. Heinrichs for the link.
Thanks
to Yobbo, here is Avril
Lavigne's ass. ..so says a new poll.
The Iraqi
people have spoken. Michele on Ann Coulter:
Indeed. As I've said many times, Coulter is the Michael Moore of the right: a deceitful, brain-dead, dishonest dingbat with thousands of fawning groupies slobbering over every load of shite that spills from her mouth. Being
an anti-communist doesn't give you a right to suck. Yobbo's been on a bit of a roll of late. Now he's put up a quiz which rates your general political outlook. The context/examples are Australian, but it's a good universal test. My results economic
freedom: 19 (Scores are explained in the test) I still
think some of the questions are badly structured, but it still beats the
crap out of the ridiculous political
compass test. 25 June 2003 ...the time will come when we'll be people again and not just Jews! - Anne
Frank, 11 April 1944 The Canucks
have
banned dwarf tossing! Where is their sense of fun dammit? Sage
has some thoughts.
So I submitted this site's name into the blogmatcher engine. And which blog am I most closely matched with? Hehehehe.
Is there actually anyone capable of pulling off such an astounding range of varied (and convincing) roles as New Zealand's Clifford Curtis?
I first saw this fella in his towering performance as an Iraqi dissident in Three Kings. Sadly, I couldn't find a picture of his cameo in The Insider as Hezbollah leader Sheikh Fadlallah. Curtis
- a Maori - has a great face which allows him to appear Hispanic, Arabic,
you name it. But it's only a support to his immense acting talent, which
if you've never seen in action, I can recommend without reservation.
Here's some excerpts their psycho-essay: The Jewish Gold in Switzerland
Nice people. Oh, and then there's the essay saying the holocaust never happened. Some of the more amusing claims... - Auschwitz was merely
"large-scale manufacturing complex" for Synthetic rubber
(yes, really). Welcome to the bizarroworld
of fundamentalist Islam. And people still think of the Israelis as the
bad guys in the Middle East. 24-6-03 Lastly, I do not need to be saved. I am not a bad person because I do not accept Jesus Christ as my savior. I am not faithless or without any kind of beliefs. I do not want my soul healed, there is nothing wrong with it. I do not want you to send me pamphlets. I am not an empty vessel. I am not evil.
I want all my rich readers to buy me this stuff.................... Honda SP2
Dragunov Sniper Rifle
Honda Blackbird
Holden SS Ute
The Green Left Weekly are squirting pints of semen again over Fidel Castro. They've printed an article by some diseased pond-scum cunt named Julie Webb-Pullman praising Castro's brutal island prison as a haven for freedom:
I imagine her march didn't take her past the nice "sanitoriums" Mr. Castro constructed especially for use by homosexuals and AIDS sufferers.
Freely chosen. Jesus H. Christ.
She forgot a few words, like imprisoned, persecuted, harassed, tortured and murdered. Next
week in the Green Left Weekly: the Save Uday! pledge drive.
Yes,
you guessed it, it's
the Green Left Weekly again. They never met a murderous, non-democratic
regime they didn't like, and they're horrified by the thought that pro-American,
pro-democracy students might overthrow the lovely tyrant mullahs and begin
a democratic, free society. It's all NeoConJew regime-change cabal plotting
apparently. An interesting
post & discussion going on over at the ALS
site.
You remember Malaysia? One of those fine progressive little Asian societies the Labor party says we have to grovel to and be careful not to offend? (All under the guise of a nice "independent" foreign poilcy free of horrible Americans) Well, it appears those Malaysians really do have a lot to teach us about correct cultural values:
Yeah, we really want these people as our allies. Why are we sticking with those filthy Americans? (Thanks
to Damian and LGF
for the link)
Go gettem
Rudy! The Euroweenie intellectuals will not be pleased. Mwahahaha. Looking for older whackings? Wanna see my previous rants against lefty, commie, peacenick wankers, plus lots of fun stuff about motorcycles, music and movies?................ Click here for the full past whackings index |
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Why
the outlay for these black rubber hoops? Because when it comes to sportsbikes,
the rubber maketh the performance.
Sadly,
setting out yesterday morning was not so fun.
Me
and my transexual pig Ummah were doing some recreational websurfing this
evening when we came across the lovely website for the 
They
have just collected $250 million in cold, hard cash from the Swiss in
blackmail money: money which the Swiss gave to them not because there
was the slightest evidence that the Jews were entitled to any of it,
but simply to avoid a boycott. And the Jews are aiming for $7 billion
more from the Swiss the same way. Anybody else who tried a stunt like
that would end up in prison for extortion.
We
must free our media and our government from their influence. Otherwise
they will destroy us as surely as they have destroyed every other society
in which they were given free rein. 
