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28-12-02
Victor
Davis Hanson shreds Arab Street
Beautiful.....
Something strange
is happening, as if all the old conventional wisdom proves daily insolvent.
Each hour Saudi Arabia appears a more untenable ally, panicky as the
light of truth shines into its deepest recesses. The Arab street sinks
more and more into irrelevance, as lunatic as it is impotent; its anti-American
hatred is to be welcomed rather than feared, given what it presently
represents: gender apartheid, religious intolerance, tribalism, and
anti-Semitism. Middle Eastern leaders may shake fingers and talk tough,
but they have no moral credibility and still less power — and,
like former Eastern European Communist hacks, are likely to become the
flotsam and jetsam in a tidal wave of change.
Link via Little
Green Footballs.
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Escaped mental patient writes in
Both Tim Blair and
myself have been blessed today with some truly insane correspondence from
one Dave Barry (sadly no relation to the
real Dave Barry).
Tim got
the juiciest ravings, with Demented Dave claiming that "September
11 was organised by a consortium of 14 US and European companies under
the aegis of the Carlyle Group". But thankfully, Dave saved a
few pearls of wisdom for me;
Check your history,
young fool.
It's all happened before.
What's "all happened
before"?
Right winger?
Well you talk the talk. Don't tell me you don't walk the walk! Hypocrite.
Dave seems quite upset
I'm not living up to his stereotype, being that I'm a supporter
of gay rights, legalised drugs & prostitution, pornography, abortion,
euthanasia and am all in favour of bad language/violence and naked bodies
on TV.
Of course, I
heard all this in the thirties. Then you guys were known as fascists,
and we fought a war to get rid of your ilk.
Pity you fascists found a safe haven for these views in the USA. Tex
old pal. Hmmmm...
Don't for one second imagine that you sound much different to Hitler
or Mussolini.
Well, except for the
fact that neither Hitler or Mussolini were pro-Israel small-government
libertarians. Never mind moonbat, please continue......
Oh, and if you
think the USA is a democracy then you're even more uninformed than I
thought.
Well fuck me, I thought
elected representatives & officials were signs of democracy. Guess
they're really agents of ZOG or something.
It gives the
appearance of a democracy, but is in fact a collegiate system.
Wow! Did anyone else
hear about this "electoral college" thing? When did the jews
sneak that one past us?
And it doesn't
have compulsory attendance at a polling station and is thus wide open
to corruption - witness the last presidential election.
And what exactly did
that have to do with compulsory attendance? Oh, did I mention Dubya
won all the recounts?
Australia has
a far, far superior electoral system. You should know that!
Well, I do
know that. Gawd bless the preferential voting system!
Didn't they
teach you anything in school? Let me rephrase that. Didn't you learn
anything in school? Besides the useless stuff that didn't even get you
a job that you spent seven years (seven Years? Are you a slow learner
or what?) supposedly learning?
Yes, I learnt how
to read & write: I
spent five years in university, not seven, you bozo.
Sorry. I shouldn't
pick on you like this. I apologise. You are young and foolish. Hopefully
one day you will learn enough to realise how little you actually know,
and will learn to act accordingly. As it is I must say that from the
perspective of age you know NOTHING. All you are doing is damaging yourself
and a lot of other people, but you are obviously too young to realise
that.
And who are these
"lot of other people" who I've "damaged", my delicate
little flower?
And if you didn't
like Holy Smoke can you explain to me why you actually watched it all
the way through?
Kate Winslet has nice
tits, I had a six-pack of beer to drink and there was nothing else on.
Don't you have
any powers of discrimination and the will to act? Apparently not.
Well, I like nice
tits & beer, whereas you spent your Friday evening writing long, bizarre
e-mails to authors of websites you don't even like. Real exciting life
you've got yourself there, nerdling.
PS. The greatest
invention of the twentieth century?
According to the French it was Australia... Give that a few moments
thought.
Wow, that's deeeeeeep
man. OK, I've thought about it....
1- Australia wasn't
"invented in the 20th century"
2- I don't need a bunch of eurofrogs telling me this is the greatest country
on earth
Which leads to the
conclusion
1- You're stupid
2- You're a sad nerd with no life
regards,
Tex
PS. what's it like
being a loser?
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27-12-02
Terrible
movie
Just watched Holy
Smoke. Apart from Kate Winslet's loveliness, this train-wreck of a
film is one of the most incoherent pieces of crap I've seen in years.
Too flaky to be a drama, a total failure as comedy or satire. What the
hell was this movie supposed to be about? What a mess. Avoid at
all costs.
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Another episode of "conservatives are fuckwits too"
The normally superb
Frontpage magazine gives us this
piece of offensive idiocy by Joseph Collins which is worthy of Ann
Coulter, describing an Episcopal bishop as a "fifth columnist"
as a result of his near atheism;
One of the few
positive aspects of the current civilizational conflict in which we
are enmeshed is that it is forcing us to recognize that one cannot fight
a something with a nothing. The Christian roots of America's founding
can provide spiritual and moral strength for a war against Islamist
terror.
(Right. I guess trivial
details such as having the strongest constitutional secular democractic
system has nothing to do with your strength. And of course, your citizens
of other faiths or no faith are unimportant too. It's up to you brave,
moral christian church guys to light the path)
But this will
only work if the Christianity in question is in good order. Some people
have been beavering away to see that it instead sinks into a relativistic
quagmire of near-atheism that can offer us no help. Case in point: John
Shelby Spong, former Episcopal bishop of Newark, NJ.
Collins then goes
into full jesus-freak mode, howling at length about Spong's theological
arguments. Blah blah, how dare he doubt the literalism of the bible, yak,
yak yak. And so on.
He then goes for the
Ann Coulter method: start talking about something else completely unrelated
to the previous topic, and attempt to connect the two via osmosis.
The points Collins makes about Spong's absurd geopolitical "root
causes" analysis are good ones. What he hasn't done, is made any
substantial connection between Spong's "weak christianity" and
his apparently treasonous nature. He conveniently brushes over the number
of very faithful "real christians" who have voiced opposition
to the war on terror, and the many non-church-types who support it.
For Collins and his
scum-laden ilk to use the war against islamofascism to spread their "you're
not worthy" theology is a disgrace. Shame on Frontpage for
publishing this shit.
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Agony Imam: reporting live from the heart of the Islamic Psycho Zone
A lot of muslim Ned
Flanders send their fascinating questions to Ask-Imam.com.
Browsing through the endless list of queries reveals the astounding fundamentalist
psychopathology at the core of this retarded religion.....
One poor soul ponders
the sinfulness
of urinating...
Q:
Feel urine toilet water splash when passing.We shower after each time
that we use the toilet-doubtful.Cant change to"low-pan" as
we are renting.Please advise if to shower or not for paak saaf/salaah.
A:
Before using the western toilet, exercise precaution, for example, put
toilet paper in the pan to avoid urine splashes, etc. If one is merely
doubtful of splashes, then there is no need to take a shower after relieving
oneself. and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
Here an opinion is
given on the evils of hand-holding....
Q: Is it permissible
for husband and wife to hold hands in public while travelling?
A: It is immoral
for the husband and wife to hold hands in public. and Allah Ta'ala Knows
Best
And here's a question
about Uncle Sam;
Q: Can I join
the United States Army?
A: It is not
permissible to join the United State’s Army. and Allah Ta'ala Knows
Best
Yeah, them jarheads
are going to hell.
And here's Islam's
ideas on democracy....
Q: How is a Islamic
government supposed to be? I mean how do you elect the ruler, is he
elected for life, etc, etc; how does it run?
A: In principle,
according to Shari’ah there are 3 ways of electing a ruler:
- Bay’at:
Taking allegiance to a particular person, like the companions took allegiance
to Abu Bakr (Radhiallaahu Anhu).
- Deputism: A current ruler consults his council and stipulates a ruler
after his demise.
- Consultation: Ruler appoints certain responsible citizens and hands
over the autonomy of appointing a ruler after his demise. and Allah
Ta'ala Knows Best
Kinda sounds like
North Korea. Yeah, no reason to worry about Islam here.
And here's the topic
we've all been waiting for: suicide
bombings....
Q: What is your
opinion on the suicide bombers in Palestine?
A: If a community is oppressed and denied its basic human rights, it
is
permissible for them to fight against the oppressors and free themselves
from such oppression. It is permissible for them to engage in Jihaad
-
risking their lives in the hope of saving themselves from oppression.
The people of Palestine are the most oppressed people and live in constant
fear by the rule of the Jewish oppressors. Their extreme frustration
and
hardships have led them to behave likewise - to resort to suicide bombings.
Assuming the suicide bombing is evil but this evil is opposed by a greater
evil for which there is no adequate substitute, therefore, their act
will
also be justified as lesser of the two evils in terms of the Shari'ah.
And this
is just lovely.....
Q: My question
is can you kill a disbeliever who doesn't accept Islam. Please tell
me in details with simple English understanding?
A: It is not
permissible to kill a disbeliever if he does not accept Islam. However,
in a situation of jihad, if the disbelievers are conquered, they will
be invited to Islam. If they refuse to accept Islam, they will be ordered
to give jizya (tax). If they refuse to give jizya, then only will they
be killed.
Aw shucks, such kindness.
My racist non-muslim self is grateful.
Oh, and they certainly
don't like homosexuals....
The acts of homosexuality
and lesbianism are certainly a perversion and a serious deviation from
the inherent nature of man. These acts of defiance against human
nature are also even viler and uglier than adultery. There is consensus
among both Muslims and the followers of other religions that lesbianism
and homosexuality are evil and filthy practices. This is why it
is not surprising to find that Islam so vehemently prohibits it and
adopts such a harsh attitude against it.
[...]
"it has
been confirmed that Rasulullah (sallallahu alayhi wasallam) said, 'Kill
the one who sodomizes and the one to who lets it be done to him.'
[...]
Among the evil
consequences of this sin are the many deadly and contagious diseases
that result from it. Some of these illnesses are such that medical science
-- with all its might, power and advanced technology - has failed to
combat or even fully comprehend, let alone cure it. Certainly no one
is able to rise above the Will of Allah Ta'ala and escape his wrath!
Yeah, you tell those
fags, Mullah.
Of course, I just
can't imagine why Islam has an image problem.
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Disgusting
Two Afghani teenagers
died in a car accident on Xmas eve. Tragedy enough. Yet now some typically
shameless multiculturalist huckster is taking this opportunity to blame
it on the government. Thanks to reader Alfred for the heads-up.
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Tim Blair has lost his mind
Why,
Why???
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25-12-02
Current
listening
CDs been going into
my brain recently......
Ride the lightning
- Metallica
Little Queen - Heart
Dave Matthews Band live mix CD
Songs of faith and devotion - Depeche Mode
soundtrack to The Thin Red Line - Hans Zimmer
Twitch - Ministry
Come taste the band - Deep Purple
Brand New Bag - The Mother Station
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Merry Christmas
To all my readers:
Merry Christmas, and thank you for your support of this website.
In case you're interested,
my gifts included a Homer Simpson "freezer" mug, a very nice
shirt, a book about customised motorcycles, a chess book, a six-pack of
Cooper's Sparkling Ale (the world's best beer) and a very fetching gold-sequined
Santa hat.
Hope you will have
(or have had) a wonderful day with your loved ones.
Merry Christmas
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Vampires cause havoc in Africa
Next time some greenie
freak or nostalgic theologian tells your that our modern, scientific,
industrial society is corrupt, immoral and that we should return to the
noble ways & beliefs of old, you may want to point out this
story to them;
Rumours that
Western aid agencies are collecting human blood in return for food aid
in famine-stricken Malawi have spread panic among villagers, who are
barricading their homes, fearing attacks by vampires. The anxiety is
so great in parts of the south that farm workers in one of Africa's
poorest countries are staying at home.
President Bakili
Muluzi, who has accused the opposition of spreading the rumours that
his government was colluding with the aid agencies' "vampirical"
demands, has been forced to dispatch a team of cabinet ministers to
the area to reassure the people.
Interesting to note
that even The Independent can't find some way of blaming this lunacy
on the Americans.
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Eject Eject Eject!!!
One of my favourite
American correspondents - Bill Whittle - now has
his own blog. Anyone who reads Rachel
Lucas' site will be familiar with Bill via his essay
on gun ownership. This bloke can write.
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Bad words
Bleeding Brain has
a few entertaining thoughts on words
that just don't sound right. It's a good list, but he forgot ukelele,
usury and Arkansas.
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24-12-02
Quote
of the day
The main reason
that the United States has become as militarily powerful as it has is
because the rest of the world has proven it can't be trusted to keep
an eye on things. WWII happened because Europe couldn't be bothered
to smother Hitler in his crib. Even when atrocities happen in Europe's
back yard, the question is always "When will the US do something?"
If we are an empire (and I don't think we are one, either), we are one
created by the inadequacies of our allies and the incompetent opportunism
of our enemies.
- M. Scott Eiland
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Monbiot sez: end famine
by becoming vegans (...no really, I'm not making this up)
Guardian
whinger George
Monbiot assures us that famine would not exist if we (ie. "The
Rich") all give up eating meat, fish and dairy products. No really.
...and
in other Guardian developments, perpetual hate-america idiot Matthew Engel's
jabberings have become so loopy he doesn't even seem to know what he's
complaining about anymore. Check out this long,
utterly incoherent screed, which seems to have something to do with
religion, dubya and Christmas cards.
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Why old commies never die
Superb
reading
over at Samizdata on the continuing appeal of the insanity of Marxism.
One choice excerpt;
marxism holds
no truths for those who examine the world rationally, but it is extremely
seductive for those who do not. Capitalists and right-wingers are rightfully
contemptuous of the incoherence of marxism but, perhaps, they fail to
appreciate that marxism is so attractive to so many precisely because
of it's incoherence. It may be gibberish to left-brain objectivists
but, by the same token, it is attractively intuitive and holistic to
right-brain subjectivists. Marxism is a means of abdicating from the
weighty responsibility of applying intellectual rigour in solving socio-economic
problems.
The Marxists I've
met are eerily similar to religious fundamentalists: a total inability
to grasp reality, ignorance of history, unthinking belief in core truths,
and a total lack of any sense of humour. Marxists are worse though
in one important respect: they've killed millions more people.
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This is fun
Check out the highly
amusing Aaron's Rantblog. The Jane
Fonda illustration is a delight.
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Save Anne-Sophie!!
Support Québec independence!!
 Anne-Sophie
is one of my best friends. She is a hottie. She loves her hometown of
Québec City.
Unfortunately for
her, Québec is
still part of Canada, and she wants out. And let's face it, who can blame
her? Canada is a beautiful country sadly run by neo-European idiots who
seem determined to destroy the economy, increase bureaucracy, apologise
to terrorists and spend all their time squealing about Americans (hey,
sounds like New Zealand).
So do Anne-Sophie
a favour: send good vibes or say a prayer for an independent Québec.
And if you travel to Canada, choose the big Q over Ontario.
C'mon folks, save
my good friend who suffers every day under Canuck tyranny.
Oh, and she said she'd
sleep with me if I helped make another referendum happen, so you'd be
doing me a favour too. Pleeeeeease, I mean, you should just see
this girl's ass.........
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23-12-02
Idiot
of the day
Blockhead Brian
Reade at The Osama Daily has this hysterical screed;
Why can't Tony
Blair do a Liz Hurley? (He's already got the false accent, the phoney
acting skills and a partner who was caught with their pants down). Why
can't he turn round to Bush and say, "The screwing is over. I'm
not some lonely, frightened, little lapdog, dependent on your economic
power. My country can not only cope much better on its own, but it would
feel a lot cleaner for doing so, and win a lot more respect.
Yes you limeys, overthrow
your american imperalist shackles and gain the respect of the French and
Arab dictators.
Sheesh.... grown,
educated men with an inferiority complex about Americans. Is there anything
more pathetic?
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Oh wait...here's another one
The Osama Daily's
other resident cerebral embolism is Paul Routledge, who advocates fearless
rebellion against the evil USA;
UNITED AGAINST
STATES
Bad grammar, and you
call Dubya stupid. OK, so you're apparently "against states",
which is puzzling seeing as Old Blighty doesn't have any.
AS citizens,
we have little power to prevent our leaders going to war against Iraq.
We only have
the vote, and that only once every four or five years. And the politicians
know that most elections are about the economy, not their idiotic foreign
adventures.
I've said it before,
I'll say it again: the left really don't like the majority exercising
their democratic choices do they? I guess it gets in the way of correct
ideology.
But we are also
consumers, and in the run-up to war a Boycott America campaign has been
suggested. These principles could provide some guidance:
(One can hear Alan
Greenspan pissing his trousers already)
- DO not go to
the United States as a tourist. Stay at home and see what a much finer
country ours is.
Bad food, urban decay,
overpriced everything, and english weather!! Woooo!
- DO not buy
or drink American wine, beer or spirits. Give me Tetley's any day.
Avoid American beer?
Good idea. Problem is he's advocating drinking the english stuff: flat,
warm and as tasty as a Soho hooker.
- DO not eat
American food. Stay away from McDonald's and all the other fast-food
outlets.
Yes, though you'll
have to eat english food instead, which for most people on earth is an
attractive a proposition as Turkish jail rations.
- DO not pay
to watch American films. They are full of noise, foul language and violence.
Good advice. Stick
to intellectual British fare like Trainspotting, Snatch,
Lock Stock and 2 Smoking barrels and The Long Good Friday.
- DO not buy
American newspapers or magazines.
The downturn in The
New York Times' english readership will really kick 'em in the balls.
- DO not use
Americanisms. Instead of "Hi!" let's go back to saying "Good
morning." No more "Yeah!" A "yes" will suffice.
Ooooh, yeah.... way
to sock it to Rumsfeld!!
- DO not wear
American clothes. Throw the baseball cap in the dustbin (not, emphatically
not, the trash can).
Man, where was this
guy when Lenin needed him? What is this...Revolution for Dorks 101?
- DO not fly
American airlines anywhere. It's probably safer not to.
Yeah, use Aeroflot:
"If we're late it's because we're dead!"
- DO not smoke
American cigarettes. They are bigger killers than al-Qaeda.
Non-american cigarettes
are of course completely safe.
- DO not, above
all, believe the lies that will spew out of the Anglo-American spin
machine once the conflict gets under way.
Care to name any specifics,
fatso?
- IF we try to
live by these simple precepts, perhaps one day the United States will
be forced to mend its violent, imperial ways.
Oh yeah man, they're
shaking in terror at your fat-middle-class-twat non-rebellion. You can
do nothing except mouth off juvenile anti-american slogans, adopting the
typical lazy intellectual posturing of the leftist gasbag.
Not only don't you
have the intellectual capacity to detail your EUnuch bluster, you don't
even have the balls to propose real actions to back them up.
Go home and play with
your trains, loser.
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