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27-12-02

Terrible movie

Just watched Holy Smoke. Apart from Kate Winslet's loveliness, this train-wreck of a film is one of the most incoherent pieces of crap I've seen in years. Too flaky to be a drama, a total failure as comedy or satire. What the hell was this movie supposed to be about? What a mess. Avoid at all costs.
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Another episode of "conservatives are fuckwits too"

The normally superb Frontpage magazine gives us this piece of offensive idiocy by Joseph Collins which is worthy of Ann Coulter, describing an Episcopal bishop as a "fifth columnist" as a result of his near atheism;

One of the few positive aspects of the current civilizational conflict in which we are enmeshed is that it is forcing us to recognize that one cannot fight a something with a nothing. The Christian roots of America's founding can provide spiritual and moral strength for a war against Islamist terror.

(Right. I guess trivial details such as having the strongest constitutional secular democractic system has nothing to do with your strength. And of course, your citizens of other faiths or no faith are unimportant too. It's up to you brave, moral christian church guys to light the path)

But this will only work if the Christianity in question is in good order. Some people have been beavering away to see that it instead sinks into a relativistic quagmire of near-atheism that can offer us no help. Case in point: John Shelby Spong, former Episcopal bishop of Newark, NJ.

Collins then goes into full jesus-freak mode, howling at length about Spong's theological arguments. Blah blah, how dare he doubt the literalism of the bible, yak, yak yak. And so on.

He then goes for the Ann Coulter method: start talking about something else completely unrelated to the previous topic, and attempt to connect the two via osmosis. The points Collins makes about Spong's absurd geopolitical "root causes" analysis are good ones. What he hasn't done, is made any substantial connection between Spong's "weak christianity" and his apparently treasonous nature. He conveniently brushes over the number of very faithful "real christians" who have voiced opposition to the war on terror, and the many non-church-types who support it.

For Collins and his scum-laden ilk to use the war against islamofascism to spread their "you're not worthy" theology is a disgrace. Shame on Frontpage for publishing this shit.
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Agony Imam: reporting live from the heart of the Islamic Psycho Zone

A lot of muslim Ned Flanders send their fascinating questions to Ask-Imam.com. Browsing through the endless list of queries reveals the astounding fundamentalist psychopathology at the core of this retarded religion.....

One poor soul ponders the sinfulness of urinating...

Q: Feel urine toilet water splash when passing.We shower after each time that we use the toilet-doubtful.Cant change to"low-pan" as we are renting.Please advise if to shower or not for paak saaf/salaah.

A: Before using the western toilet, exercise precaution, for example, put toilet paper in the pan to avoid urine splashes, etc. If one is merely doubtful of splashes, then there is no need to take a shower after relieving oneself. and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Here an opinion is given on the evils of hand-holding....

Q: Is it permissible for husband and wife to hold hands in public while travelling?

A: It is immoral for the husband and wife to hold hands in public. and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

And here's a question about Uncle Sam;

Q: Can I join the United States Army?

A: It is not permissible to join the United State’s Army. and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Yeah, them jarheads are going to hell.

And here's Islam's ideas on democracy....

Q: How is a Islamic government supposed to be? I mean how do you elect the ruler, is he elected for life, etc, etc; how does it run?

A: In principle, according to Shari’ah there are 3 ways of electing a ruler:

- Bay’at: Taking allegiance to a particular person, like the companions took allegiance to Abu Bakr (Radhiallaahu Anhu).
- Deputism: A current ruler consults his council and stipulates a ruler after his demise.
- Consultation: Ruler appoints certain responsible citizens and hands over the autonomy of appointing a ruler after his demise. and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Kinda sounds like North Korea. Yeah, no reason to worry about Islam here.

And here's the topic we've all been waiting for: suicide bombings....

Q: What is your opinion on the suicide bombers in Palestine?

A: If a community is oppressed and denied its basic human rights, it is
permissible for them to fight against the oppressors and free themselves
from such oppression. It is permissible for them to engage in Jihaad -
risking their lives in the hope of saving themselves from oppression.
The people of Palestine are the most oppressed people and live in constant
fear by the rule of the Jewish oppressors. Their extreme frustration and
hardships have led them to behave likewise - to resort to suicide bombings.
Assuming the suicide bombing is evil but this evil is opposed by a greater
evil for which there is no adequate substitute, therefore, their act will
also be justified as lesser of the two evils in terms of the Shari'ah.

And this is just lovely.....

Q: My question is can you kill a disbeliever who doesn't accept Islam. Please tell me in details with simple English understanding?

A: It is not permissible to kill a disbeliever if he does not accept Islam. However, in a situation of jihad, if the disbelievers are conquered, they will be invited to Islam. If they refuse to accept Islam, they will be ordered to give jizya (tax). If they refuse to give jizya, then only will they be killed.

Aw shucks, such kindness. My racist non-muslim self is grateful.

Oh, and they certainly don't like homosexuals....

The acts of homosexuality and lesbianism are certainly a perversion and a serious deviation from the inherent nature of man. These acts of defiance against human nature are also even viler and uglier than adultery. There is consensus among both Muslims and the followers of other religions that lesbianism and homosexuality are evil and filthy practices. This is why it is not surprising to find that Islam so vehemently prohibits it and adopts such a harsh attitude against it.

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"it has been confirmed that Rasulullah (sallallahu alayhi wasallam) said, 'Kill the one who sodomizes and the one to who lets it be done to him.'

[...]

Among the evil consequences of this sin are the many deadly and contagious diseases that result from it. Some of these illnesses are such that medical science -- with all its might, power and advanced technology - has failed to combat or even fully comprehend, let alone cure it. Certainly no one is able to rise above the Will of Allah Ta'ala and escape his wrath!

Yeah, you tell those fags, Mullah.

Of course, I just can't imagine why Islam has an image problem.
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Disgusting

Two Afghani teenagers died in a car accident on Xmas eve. Tragedy enough. Yet now some typically shameless multiculturalist huckster is taking this opportunity to blame it on the government. Thanks to reader Alfred for the heads-up.
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Tim Blair has lost his mind

Why, Why???
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