1 December 2003
My head feels fuzzy
Had the bender from hell on Friday - office Xmas party don't ya know. A case of beer, a case of wine, and six bottles of Wild Turkey were disposed of in merciless fashion. Oh, not to mention a swig or three of home-made liqueur.
I passed out in the toilet cubicle. I'm quite proud of myself.
Pretty much spent the weekend quietly recovering, saw us beat the crybaby Spaniards in the Davis Cup, and watched two spoiled wankers do idiotic things on the racetrack. (Congrats to Mr Ambrose on winning Ford's first V8 title since 1997).
Anyway, I'm busy with some other stuff tonight so I'll see y'all tomorrow.
27 November 2003
Check out the headline to this story. Hehehehe.
(UPDATE: it appears the page has been removed. Pity. It involved a poor choice of words relating to Michael Jackson and a common activity involving the hand)
Thanks to Zoopie for
Me and my transsexual pig Ummah were surfing the web tonight when we came across something I haven't read in a while: The Call to Islam, "Australia's leading Islamic periodical". A wonderful resource for budding Talibanis everywhere.
Here's their current editorial:
I'm so relieved your
miserable, prehistoric, barbaric culture is so bravely leading the fight
against modernity and freedom. How proud you must be.
Clever stuff. Run away like a bunch of little girls, lose all your territory and lose government. Otherwise known as French Infantry Tactics.
Except all the ones they've captured I guess.
Oh, and allowing 50% of the population to be treated in a semi-human fashion again. As a good fundamentalist, one is horrified by the thought.
In a Zionist like manner indeed: with respect for human rights, freedom of speech and rebuilding infrastructure. Something the "Muslim Nation" has never accomplished.
It can never have democracy or anything resembling a modern civilisation either if the entire history of Islam is anything to go by. Your culture has produced not one single free, successful society. You invent nothing, you contribute nothing, and your "nation" is a poverty-stricken, uneducated cesspool of ignorance and hatred, despite your possession of endless quantities of black gold.
News dude: they can nuke your entire civilisation out of existence any time they want. And there is nothing you could do to stop them, Allah-boy.
Jesus, you scimitar-waving losers couldn't even beat the Israelis, let alone the USA. This is why you blow up buses filled with schoolchildren and beat women to death. The impotence of Islamic rage is a thing of almost comical wonder.
Remember, this publication is written right here in Australia. I'm so glad our government let these nice people into the country, aren't you? And some people wonder why Islam has an image problem. Not that this stops them whinging about "the propaganda campaign hatred and fear against Islam and Muslims".
Oh, and did I mention their disgusting interview with the Chief Murdering Bastard of Hamas? Just check out these grotesque excerpts:
Welcome to Islam, The Religion of Peace.
Here's my stab at an open letter to the editor:
Get out of my country, you filthy fucking bastards.
Good to know there is an organisation in Australia dedicated to uncorrupted, independent journalism.
They assure us that:
And to show us exactly what they mean by "journalism of the highest standard", they've just endorsed the Stalinist lunatics at The Green Left Weekly:
It's good to remember that the GLW's "social justice perspective" includes starry-eyed worship of Cuba - where 18,000 political dissidents have been murdered, where there are prisons for gays and AIDS sufferers, and where there is absolutely zero freedom of speech, assembly, movement, or come to think of it, where there are absolutely no independent journalists.
Nice people, these
fearless, free-thinking journos.
The Green Left Weekly is predicting the downfall of capitalism...again:
Great article at Frontpage about how the world's smelliest mass-murdering terrorist thug has diverted public money to wage his war to exterminate Jews:
Wait a minute, isn't the suffering of Palestinians all caused by the evil bloodsucking Jews?
And can someone please
explain why Israel just hasn't killed this piece of excrement already?
Damian Penny brings us more cheery updates. Personally, I still reckon all them Jews are just paranoid you know.....
Oh, and LGF links to another story on non-existent French anti-semitism.
But wait, here's another link, talking about those non-existent double-standards that come into effect when the UN deal with Israel.
25 November 2003
Someone in the ABC's PC-standards department must have been asleep at the wheel tonight. For a while I wondered if I wasn't just imagining it.
The show opened with the old footage of him handloading his ammo, and describing in intricate detail how his hollowpoint rifle bullet tears through the flesh and bone of a deer. I could feel thousands of pants-wetting ABC watchers around the country going bonkers at that very moment. And it just got better as it went on.
Back in '73, Penfold was a humble panelbeater who enjoyed hunting deer in his spare time. The gun-fearing-wussy crowd were probably hoping this follow-up show would show him having mended his ways. Instead he had become even more non-PC and evil: becoming a millionaire running a business as a tour guide for rich americans (gasp!!) who want to come and blow away Australian wildlife with large, powerful rifles.
Much glorious hunting footage was shown. The EVIL visiting hunters blowing away their prey, and smiling about it afterwards. We also got to see our happy tour guide butchering the carcasses and sticking their now trophy-heads into carry bags, and dragging a large dead beast along the road via a rope attached to their car. Bwahahaha.
Everyone was having a great time of it, except maybe thousands of ABC viewers, who must be shitting themselves right now. Guns!! Hunting!! Dead Animals!! Unrepentant predatory white Americans!!
Without doubt, the best half-hour of TV I've seen in years.
Bob Penfold: Aussie,
Browning BAR Safari (in .308 Win and with scope)
CZ 550 Safari Magnum (in .458 WinM)
Browning A-Bolt Eclipse Hunter (in .270 Win)
Remarkable stuff. Those two squares are the same shade of grey.
Some other excellent brain-scramblers can be found here.
Thanks to Zoopie for
24 November 2003
Go wrap your head
in tinfoil, Richard.
Where's Mark Chapman
when we need him?
Another example of that non-existent anti-semitism those silly Israeli lackeys keep complaining about.
Oh wait, the people
responsible for what's in the photo are "anti-zionist", not
anti-Jewish. How foolish of me.
The Guardian reports that the IRA-loving, talentless greasy dimwit Mickey Rourke is making a comeback:
I think this paragraph says it all:
22 November 2003
It was somewhat underwhelming. He adopts the politically-correct pose of modern Israel-hatred: put revolting anti-Jewish conspiracy theories inside a pretence to independent, honest thinking, and make it look like you're arguing against prejudice. Though I fear saying this makes him sound a lot smarter than he is.
Remarkable, considering I've never claimed to be a conservative, have posted numerous "why I'm not a conservative" items, support gay rights and drug legalisation. This is some insightful, investigative genius we've got here.
In fact, his entire post looks like a anti-Israel conspiracy rant with a cut-n-pasted article from Haaretz chucked in to make it look as if he knows what he's talking about.
Hey, it's those nasty, conspiring Jewboys at it again. Pity I'm an atheist.
Cue a rash of stupid rhetorical questions....
I am. Next.
Because one side is a democratic country which respects the rule of law and human rights, whereas the other side has rejected every peace offer and has at every stage attempted to exterminate the Jewish population in the Middle East.
Besides, if you believe what you say, then why are you bothering to write about this at all, if it is no concern of yours?
Since birth? If you say so. Except I had little interest in the issue up until a few years ago. Talk about building a straw man.
Then there's three paragraphs of some demented rant against the Australia-Israel alliance, or something. This guy has serious problems sticking to the point.
Can't imagine why that would be, considering their neighbours have been trying to exterminate them for most of their history.
Thank you, Dr. Streicher.
This loon is off his meds. Who is he talking about who has "sold us down the river"? Oh, he means the filthy Jews.
Ya got me: I confess! I've been selling Australian babies to the Jooooos for their blood-rites ceremonies!
Then, after cutting and pasting my entire article, he goes on with this:
No, I've got the history of Arab attempts to slaughter Jews in the middle East. It's the history none of our Israel-hating loons seem to keen to discuss.
I have. Sorry it doesn't fit into your paranoid Evil-Jew-Conspiracies.
To mask his own meathead argument, our paragon of intellectual virtue then cut-n-pastes an article from Haaretz.
Some of which is almost comically insane. Some of my favourites:
- "the obvious effort the Palestinians are making to rehabilitate the trust in them".
ie. Go drive yourselves into the sea Jew-boys, or we'll start killing you again.
You will notice there is no mention of the PLO and Hamas official charters continuing to promise the destruction of Israel.
- Notice the lie about "occupied Palestinian territories". You know, the ones the Arabs lost in their war of Jew-extermination which they started.
- Lots of waffle of "sovereignty". Naturally, no mention that all these borders and secrutity arrangements were the bare minimum for Israel's to be able to defend itself from the Arabs who still have the destruction of Israel as part of their charter.
A question for Michael, Niall and other Israel-hating freaks: do you seriously believe any Muslim nation or militant group would not destroy Israel if they were able to do so? Muslims haven't wiped out the Jews because they can't. Jews haven't wiped out Muslims because they don't want to.
Do you dolts not understand the difference?
Back to the article.....
- This crap:
Gosh, I guess the Palestinian homicide goons had nothing to do with this.
Arafat has strangely been able to accumulate Swiss bank accounts worth more than $300 million. Strange he doesn't share the wealth.
In other words, Arabs can keeping blowing up Jews, but the Jews need to stick by the rules.
Nah, no double-standards to see here folks.
Funny, it looks like homicidal Muslims might have had a lot to do with this.
- and some more:
Jesus, even the Saudi negotiator (Prince Bandar) told Arafat that they could not hope for a better offer, and described Arafat's rejection of it as a "crime".
- and finally, this vile lunacy:
I guess the $30 billion compensation package didn't count for much then eh? (come to think of it, the Arab nations never seemed too keen on giving them refuge. What? You mean the Arabs were willing to use their own people as pawns to use against Jews??)
Damn those Jews and their filthy compensation money!
And, maybe it's impolite to ask: but why haven't any Arab nations offered to resettle Jewish refugees, driven out of other middle-eastern countries?
Great article eh?
Could have been scribed by Arafish himself.
Now that his cut-and-paste substitute for argument has ended, Michael Talismann continues with his own ravings:
Sorry, your PLO propaganda is rather feeble.
BTW, I'm not a "conservative" blogger. Does this mullet actually do any research himself?
Don't hold your breath, conspiracy freakboy.
"Zionist lobbyists". Sheesh.
Care to name some of these Zionist propagandists, creepoid?
Apart from my support for gay rights, abortion, drug legalisation and anti-censorship. Try learning to read sometime.
And "reflexically"? I think you mean reflexively. Surprised you didn't know that with all your education.
And last, he gives us this:
It appears your brains are what is insubstantial: I stated clearly they were posts from the aus.politics newsgroup, not "anti-semitic sites". Idiot.
The only ones which didn't work are the ones for the collected posts under particular names, and the "should jews be exterminated" one has been fixed. All the others seem to work fine.
By the way, the link you gave to my site is for the site URL, you didn't even use the permalink to the Niall Cook piece. You're not quite in a position to give lectures on correct linking, are ya?
Except I did. They worked for 2 days. I guess Google Groups is a little volatile. Tell you what dumbass, here's some simple instructions even you should be able to follow:
Go to www.google.com.au
The funniest thing?
This sad troglodyte has me in his blogroll as a recommended link. Hehehehe.
19 November 2003
I'm busy right now. Writing job applications. I'm in a job I hate but which pays very well and has great perks. But I've had enough.
Back in a day or two.
16 November 2003
You can play with your magic nose goblins.
Grotesque stupidity of the day comes from Niall Cook (I've added my own emphasis to my favourite bit);
I contemplated not responding to this sickening bilge, but I realised your attitudes are most likely based in your lack of coherent thought patterns and an ignorance of history. So, for your benefit, here are some quick points you may want to consider.
Arabs, on the other hand, have made plenty of efforts to exterminate Israel, and failed. The 1967 war for example, where a bunch of peace-loving Arab nations tried to drive the Jews into the sea, got their arses kicked and their territory captured, and started screeching about the nasty Jews "occupying Palestinian land".
Given that Israel is a democratic society built on principles of human rights and rule of law (something not one single Arab country can claim), they do not have a desire to exterminate their neighbours, they want their neighbours to stop trying to exterminate them. Do you not understand the difference?
Oh? Then please explain
why the "Palestinians" (quotation marks because no such nation
has ever existed) have rejected every compromise
offered by Israel, including Ehud Barak's proposal, which included:
Arafat - of course - rejected this proposal (why have peace when there are Jews to be killed?).
Tell me Niall, what else does this country - which owns the barest fraction of the land and almost none of the natural resources - need to do before Arabs stop their psychotic Jew-hating genocidal rage?
Apart from allowing themselves to be slaughtered, the answer is "nothing".
The Jews - despite having no moral requirement to do so - have done everthing they can short of suicide to compromise and make peace with the Arabs.
The Arabs do not want peace, they want Israel wiped off the face of the earth.
Until the Arabs pull
themselves out of their diseased culture of barbarism, murder, hatred
and envy, there will be no peace in the middle east. And the Arabs will
be entirely to blame.
If you haven't done so already, check out the psychofreaks on the aus.politics newsgroup:
Lots of jew-hating:
Another chap is generously posting the Protocols of The Elders of Zion.
And there's the lovely thread Should Jews Be Exterminated?
Switching lunacies, one nutcase sees "Australian Idol" as a plot by fundamentalist Christians to overthrow society:
14 November 2003
Millions of anti-semites can't be wrong!
The following opinion headline actually appeared in today's Canberra Times:
Gwynne Dyer's loathesome piece actually makes the argument that if most Europeans think Israel is the most dangerous country on the planet, then it must be true.
I'd prefer the word
"assholes", but what's the point of arguing with these creeps?
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