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the benefit of my overseas readers, let me tell you about some recent
days ago in the Sydney suburb of Macquarie Fields, a young thug and his
two friends stole a car, the driver crashed into a tree and kills his
local residents decide this is all the cops' fault, and start rioting,
during which - amongst other things - firebombs are thrown at police.
Police then arrest some trouble makers, which causes more rioting (apparently,
the folks were upset by the police's lack of 'respect').
all this is going on, the driver - serial hoodlum Jesse Kelly - is a fugitive
from police, though he was kind enough to return to bash
a local man who told the truth about the car accident.
lovely white trash they have in Macquarie Fields.
the usual gang of leftoids are crying about "social conditions"
which cause criminal behaviour, and the spineless police commissioner
is busy trying not to upset anybody.
was against this background that the Green Left Weekly gives
us this interview
with Peter Perkins, a senile resident of the area and grandfather
of the poor, misunderstood Mr. Kelly. It displays all the symptoms of
the left-progressive pathology:
wife Barbara and I have lived here for 20 years and we know most of
the community of 1-2000, including the young people who are in revolt
against police harassment. Our 20-year-old grandson, Jesse Kelly, is
being hunted by police and has been falsely branded by the media as
a dangerous criminal.
the poor bugger, being denied the freedom to steal, bash and kill people.
and his friends are popular among other local youth. They were renting
a rundown private house from a speculator and it had become a sort of
gathering place for youth. They played their music and played football
outside. All the youth from the neighbourhood used to go there. Many
of the young homeless kids were fed there and given beds for the night.
Some of these youth may have been involved in petty crime, but not all.
young people here are loyal to their community, such as it is. “MFB”,
which stands for Macquarie Fields Boys, is what they call themselves.
It gave them a self-esteem that sustained them in a tough life.
had respect for the community and they understood the harsh predicament
the community was in. For example, they looked after young kids who
couldn’t get social security, protected them from police harassment
and helped a bit around the neighbourhood.
the proceeds of their petty crimes were shared around. None of them
lived the high-life.
the poor boy is practically Robin Hood. And get a load of this:
young people here don’t see it as morally wrong to steal from
those who have more than them in order to survive. They simply have
no real alternative.
steal cars simply to get around because there is no public transport
after 8pm and very limited services on Sundays.
transport as an excuse for theft. That's a first, even for these idiots.
and the two boys who were killed had casual jobs lined up in the Royal
Easter Show. So they took jobs when they could get them. But they couldn’t
meet the impossible requirements to get unemployment benefits. There
simply aren’t the job interviews here that they have to list on
their social security forms.
"impossible requirements" for unemployment benefits includes
actually looking for work. The horror.
society a favour: if you see Jesse Kelly on the street, run the fucker
welcome, long overdue
added Val Prieto's excellent Castro-hating
blog to my links list.
no better site dedicated to exposing this mass-murdering monster, and
the western leftie scum who support and apologise for him.
it coming Val, you are performing an invaluable service.
beautiful thing to watch
are going well in Iraq, and Niall
Cook is throwing a spazz about it.
Mackay has actually written a good
column on parental responsibility and TV violence.
ago I mentioned how I was about to buy a postie bike.
changed my mind.
had an opportunity to test one in urban light traffic conditions. While
the engine was fine and it was very comfy, the clutchless-manual gearshift
was a nightmare. Every gearshift results in a huge 'jolt' unless you switch
the throttle completely off, which slows your momentum.
guess you could get used to it, but I'm no longer interested in spending
my own money on one as a commuting machine.
you one guess who wrote this:
Gas Attack on Australian Airport
Government mounts covert 'Proof of Concept' biochem attack on unsuspecting
airline staff and passengers. So where and when will the live 'Terrorist'
gas attack be launched?
President Kang. All Hail Kang!! Joe
busy. Back with more soonish.
have I mentioned how much I hate summer?
other fascinating developments, today I purchased a bunch of stuff for
and I'm buying one of these
beloved z1000 is going to become exclusively a weekend toy rather than
a daily commuting machine. I've ordered a full Ohlins
upgrade for it & I'm ditching that ugly-ass Ventura luggage rack.
piss away a stallion on donkey duties?
new commuting toy will pay for itself in less than a year based on fuel,
tyre & servicing costs. They're fun to ride too................
where's Bailz? Hasn't drunk
himself into a new liver has he?
would be pleased
you've been working outside on a bloody hot day, and yer sweating like
a pig, is there anything better than stepping into an airconditioned room
and drinking an entire jug of ice water?
of the day
than let them alarm you, ask yourself this: do you think people who
can't tell you whether it will rain next Wednesday are really capable
of building models that tell you what the climate will be like 100 years
Wood, in The Australian
Duke has left the building
S. Thompson is
his lucid moments, he could be a great writer. Unfortunately, these were
few and far between. Sad it had to end the way it did.
get this out of the way right now: Currency
Lad was right: Collateral rocks.
best thriller to come out of Hollywood in years. You've probably all heard
about the plot. What I can tell you is just why it's so damned good.
performances are knockouts. A never-better Tom Cruise shines as the killer-for-hire
Vincent, while Jamie Foxx is the real star as the repressed-soul cabbie,
Max. It's the best acting performance I've seen in a movie in ages.
these two leads are the core of the film, other performances are memorable
despite limited screen time: Jada Pinkett-Smith as a prosecutor, Mark
Ruffalo as the narcotics detective who slowly figures out what is happening.
Javier Bardem as the cultured, sinister drug lord. Best of all the smaller
roles is Barry Shabaka Henley as the jazz club owner, who shares a gorgeous
scene with Cruise and Foxx.
beautiful nightime photography and music create an entrancing atmosphere
which lends itself to both character development and action sequences.
It also heralds a landmark milestone in movie making: for the first time,
digital video looks sensational.
narrative, despite an overall b-movie plot structure, is a triumph. The
action and suspense slowly builds towards the movie's extended climax,
yet the thrills never come at the expense of character. There are so many
small moments of sublime acting, particularly from Foxx, you really savour
every scene. Action scenes are not telegraphed by crap music, and often
unfold in ways you wouldn't expect. The whole movie just feels way above
the norm in almost every aspect, even when it strays into familiar territory.
This aint no quickly-forgotten Saturday-night testosterone thriller.
Michel Mann is absolutely on-form here. One of the few directors who can
create genuinely intelligent works which appeal both to the auteur
crowd, as well as the popcorn-chewing seat-fillers. When he fires (Heat,
The Insider and this one), there isn't a better director on the
proves that a movie can be both a great work of art, and sensational,
knockout entertainment at the same time.
you gotta see.
you've never seen this show, check it out:
warned though, it's a little.......disturbing.
this one's for you
from a recent motorcycle expo:
to take up motorcycling, eh Sam?
there's nothing the Green Left Weekly loves as much as an ideologically
“Che” Guevara was murdered on October 9, 1967 — shot
in the head by a Bolivian soldier in the presence of the CIA. When the
world’s powerful cheered the brutal murder of the anti-imperialist
and revolutionary socialist fighter, they hadn't considered that his
murder would transform Che into a symbol of the global struggle against
injustice. Since then his ideas and example have inspired countless
others to join the struggle. Nowhere is this more clear now than in
wonderful. The arse-rimming continues...
central leader of the Cuban revolution, Che fought for the liberation
of the oppressed, poverty stricken and exploited for the rest of his
life. He opposed the Vietnam War, and supported the civil rights movement
in the United States.
nice lads. As I recall he also called for the entire population of Cuba
& the USA to be exterminated in a nuclear war, murdered a bunch of
peasants, and set up Cuba's secret police and detention system which imprisons
political opponents and homosexuals.
the Green Left were around in WW2, it easy to guess which world leader
they would have looked up to. Hitler, after all, met every criteria to
be supported by them:
nutty environmentalist beliefs
- centrally-controlled economy
- promised to get rid of the "Jewish lobby"
- party control of media and public assembly
- gun control
The Green Left are cissy, unarmed heirs to the Nazi party. You think it
an unfair comparison? Then explain to me why.
at Little Green Adolfs
the greenies are
whinging about the government's plans to end compulsory student unionism:
believe that the government has no right to interfere in how students
organise on campus. How could an anti-student government be trusted
with any decision on behalf of students, let alone how we choose to
fight its rightwing agenda!
rhetoric about future choices in universities really means a choice
between a degree in corporate propaganda at McUniversity or warfare
engineering at the Halliburton Institute of Technology.
Little Green Adolfs see no contradiction between student choice and enforced
unionism. Commies, as always, know what's good for everyone else.
a reprint of an old interview with the Nation of Islam race-kook Malcolm
X, in which he gives us this brilliant predicition:
is impossible for capitalism to survive, primarily because the system
of capitalism needs some blood to suck.
only a matter of time in my opinion before it will collapse completely.
this interview is from 1965.
maybe it really is going according to plan, and Malcolm X thought Elijah
Muhammad's Spaceship was about to bring capitalism to its knees.
some charming poetry about Iraqis:
Terrorise me with democracy
Mcdonaldise me when I hunger.
'terrorised' by democracy and being fed with actual food. Will
the horrors of American occupation never cease?
E. Brain brings us this
fascinating piece of scientific reasoning from the Arab world.
oh when, will this psychotic religion join the rest of humanity in the
Alan, you up for a cheap Asian lunch in Dickson?)
of the day
wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Robert A. Heinlein
birthday today. Took the day off work and did very little, other than
go to a scooter shop to test ride an Italjet Dragster (see below).
anyone wants to be nice and get me an Amazon or BN gift voucher, that'd
hijo de puta
colleague Alex Robson gave me the heads-up on this particularly disgusting
development at the Australian National University:
For your amusement - attached is a flyer urging students to study the
Spanish language at ANU, which I discovered this morning in Melville
Hall while providing enrolment advice to new students.
- this is how the university tries to market itself to new students!
I e-mailed Alex and asked if this was for real. Sadly, it was:
was prominently displayed on a board at the Faculty of Arts section
of student enrolment activities. There is absolutely no doubt that it
was placed there by faculty staff, since other advertising material
There is a good chance that *every* new student in *every* faculty of
this university, as well as exchange students and postgraduate students,
would have seen this when they came to enrol.
However, now I have torn it down - so the Faculty of Arts can go fuck
also sent thru an alternative recruitment poster:
comparison will of course make the limp-wristed crowd very upset.
only difference between Hitler and Guevara is that Che got shot before
he could do as much damage. Not that this would have stopped a bunch of
dickhead academics idolising him. Fucking parasites.
ride: Italjet Dragster 180
EU's new emission laws have pretty much killed off the bigger-bore European
got a chance today to have a brief squirt on the Italjet Dragster, a pure
"sports scoot" with around 9,400kms on the clock.
I wasn't as impressed as I expected. It was the first time the thing had
been switched on since Christmas for starters, and the tyres were under-inflated.
Taking those things into account, what was it like?
wasn't that much faster than the more "boring" Sym
Euro I just tested. Higher top speed and quicker acceleration than most
scoots, which is useful, and soggy tyres aside it seemed to have firm
"sporty" suspension. It has those stupid "reverse"
brakes (ie. left lever activates the front), though they felt very good.
biggest problem with a scoot like the Dragster is that it's stuck in no-mans
land: it doesn't have the practicality of other scoots, and doesn't have
the performance of a "real" motorbike.
is very little storage space, no shopping-bag hook, hard seats and no
luggage units available.
also have a poor reputation for reliability. Factoring that in, I can't
really see any reason to get the Dragster. An Asian 150cc 4-stroke scooter
will give you only slightly less performance and greatly enhanced comfort
and practicality, not to mention much higher build quality. The Dragster
looks like shit up close. Crappy quality plastic fittings and dull paint.
a ride, but not worth buying.
rethinking the Honda scooter
week I took another test ride of the Honda
@125 I rode a while back. I was not impressed the second time around.
punted the 125 on mostly open highway, its flaws were mostly hidden or
attributed to the fact I still hadn't developed proper scooter-riding
time, I concentrated on more gnarly, traffic-infested narrow urban environs.
seat is still comfy, the scoot still finished beautifully and the top
speed (around 95kph) is still fine. There's plenty of storage space and
the switchgear is quality stuff.
problems became apparent. To start with, the suspension is dreadful, with
small bumps upseting the scoot's composure quite badly. Not talking big
bumps either: the small bump going into a driveway would have made me
crash had I been going slightly faster. All scoots have basic suspension
not meant for choppy ground, but this was really bad.
scoot is also slower than a crippled pig in the acceleration stakes. The
top speed is fine, but it takes an eternity to get there, which makes
picking a gap in traffic a hazardous experience. The highly restrictive
exhaust system may be at fault here.
the brakes are godawful: a stupid "reverse" dual-braking system
makes for awful low-speed riding - such as around roundabouts, where you'd
normally use the rear brake as a kind of defacto clutch. I never seemed
to know which was the best brake to use. It is a stupid system Honda need
to jettison pronto. It adds nothing to safety and makes riding much harder
than it should be.
the Honda had a less restrictive exhaust, better springs and normal brakes,
it would be an easy scoot to recommend. Unfortunately, it doesn't, so
cry me a river already
opinion has not changed one iota from
before: fuck Mamdouh Habib and his asshole family.
don't give two shits what happens to talibanist assholes, or those who
government owes this prick no apologies whatsoever.
know some of you won't agree with me, but you can go bite my ass.
Monbiot - enterting another year of perpetual gloom - is telling us how
we should be about global warming.
Monbiot's standard "the-modern-world-will-kill-us-all" drool.
I mention it because it reminds me of a comment I left on another blog:
"global warming" ties with creationism as the ultimate non-falsifiable
than normal weather? = proof of global warming.
than normal weather? = proof of global warming.
oceans? = proof of global warming.
oceans? = proof of global warming.
global warming scaremongering the "population bomb" of the new
century? I know people in the environmental movement - people of otherwise
great intellect and sober tempraments - who regard Dr. Paul Ehrlich's
crackpot theories as gospel despite the fact that the silly wanker has
been wrong about pretty much everything for over 40 years.
warming is to the environmentally paranoid what Jews are to conspiracy
theorists and satan is to religious fundamentalists: the nebulous, self-evident,
non-existent boogeyman for all the world's ills.
fact that your proponents get to write articles in broadsheet newspapers
and have PhDs after their names, doesn't stop a crackpot theory from being
a crackpot theory.
fuck's sake. Go have a beer and calm down, you silly bloody wankers.
realise I shouldn't....
it's too much fun.
some of the brilliant predictions Joe Vialls
has blessed us with over the last three years. Enjoy!...........
the Jewish-American elite really wants to force an end game in the Middle
East, Vladimir Putin now appears to be ready and waiting
from the Jewish Lobbies in Washington, the only unqualified [and thus
incredibly stupid] support for a strike against Iraq has come from the
Australian Government – located at the bottom of the world and
completely out of touch as usual. The way things stand at present a
strike in the short term looks extremely unlikely, but not impossible.
Any American servicemen obliged to invade Iraq at any time in the future
on behalf of the Jewish State, would do well to keep a weather eye open
for well-armed angry Russians.
Israel Plans Blitzkrieg to Capture Arab Oil Fields
30 January 2002
It seems likely that David Hicks will be released into Australian custody
sometime during the next few months, in order to be tried on some trumped-up
charge around October 2002
Creeps Slowly Towards Paramilitary coup d'etat
will happen next is speculative, but must now include the real possibility
of a transitional paramilitary administration if the lobbies continue
to control the White House and Capitol Hill, and thus continue to violate
the American Constitution. For the first time in American history the
Administration and Congress have been put on notice by those tasked
with protecting the American Constitution – The US Military, whose
members take their personal oaths very seriously. Watch this space.
Attack on MV Limburg Causes Panic in Washington
"Invade Iraq And We'll Sink Your Tanker Fleet!"
Using the best principles of unconventional warfare, someone has just
warned America that if the Zionists attack the Middle East, they in
turn [ whoever they are] will make damn sure that the pillaged oil never
reaches America. Never mind defending the Strait of Hormuz or the Bab
el Mandeb you fools, how do you think you going to get the stolen crude
oil back to north America?
while the very small American force stands facing the open gates leading
into the heart of Baghdad itself, with four million armed Iraqis in
front and 100,000 armed Iraqis behind, its members might care to glance
across to their right flank. Not very far away is the border with Iran,
and if the mood swings less than a single degree, 500,000 armed Iranians
could be on top of the American invaders in less than a single week.
as we speak, forensic experts in Baghdad are working on a full-size
Play Doh model of Saddam, based on one of his four known doubles, who
is currently hanging upside down on a nearby meat hook. When the time
is right, Wolfowitz will triumphantly unveil "Saddam's" body
in the Baghdad Morgue, and claim victory for New York and the New World
Tacit American Admission of Defeat in Iraq
Strike Jets Ready to Attack Israel
Saudi Arabia and Syria Checkmate Zionist Oil Grab
Arabia and Syria have quietly relocated their primary strike aircraft
within easy attack range of Israel, meaning the end game is fast approaching.
18 September 2003
Ready to Vaporize the Jewish State
And then kick America out of the Eastern Hemisphere’s oilfields
When the end finally comes for Israel, it will all be over in microseconds.
Flying faster than rifle bullets,
the Sunburns will approach Tel Aviv and Haifa at twice the speed of
sound, detonating in blinding white
200 Kiloton flashes designed to instantly transform animal vegetable
and mineral into heat and light.”
Russia has deliberately sent a number of unmistakably harsh diplomatic
signals that the days of the Zionist crusaders are numbered
Put simply, America is now completely broke. The U.S. dollar is falling
like a stone and unemployment is climbing through the roof. Most of
America’s manufacturing capacity was shifted years ago to “cheap
labor” countries overseas, and there is no practical way of getting
Putin hammers the final nail into Israel’s coffin
Commits Suicide in Iraq
bottom line is that Cheney, Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld have taken the brakes
off a giant million-man Shi’ite war machine called the Mehdi Army,
and all Moqtada al-Sadr has to do now to start it rolling, is turn the
ignition key. Remember, the Shi’ite Mehdi Army brackets all American
exfiltration routes south towards Kuwait, which is the only way out
for 110,000+ American servicemen.
when Moqtada al-Sadr will pounce is hard to say. He may start attacking
convoys within weeks, or he might take the view that it would be better
to wait a few months and let the northern Sunni counter-insurgency teams
further weaken American military resolve. Either way, Moqtada al-Sadr
gets the pick of all American convoys trying to leave Iraq in a hurry,
which to borrow an old military term, means an incredibly “target
rich environment”. Do you remember the awesome devastation on
the “Highways of Death” leading out of Kuwait during Gulf
War One? Just like that, but substitute American bodies for the Iraqi
bodies you saw there thirteen years ago.
deadly danger posed by Moqtada al-Sadr’s vengeful million-man
Shi’ite Mehdi Army, which has the easy ability to cut large chunks
of the American military in Iraq to bloody ribbons, thereby severely
“undermining U.S. military resistance” to the Zionist conquest
of the Americas.
essence, the entire American continent, from Inuvik in northern Canada
to the southern tip of Tierra Del Fuego, is to be invaded and captured
for Zionist use, with the cabal exercising central command and control
from New York City, currently located in the much smaller United States
of America. Within this new massive fortress, the USA will be the focal
point of all significant economic activities, with Canada and the former
countries of Latin and South America providing the bulk of natural resources
and cheap labor.
Massacre in Fallujah - Is Miami Next?
I inserted "Miami" in the title of this report, it was not
without reason. Miami is on a short list of medium-sized American cities
targeted for Phase One of Fortress Americas, which calls initially for
local American gangs to be 'inoculated' with the fake al Qaeda 'virus',
which of course will then require armed intervention by federal authorities,
and lead to short term martial law imposed by New York. Member of armed
Miami street gangs ranging from the "10th Street Thugs" through
the "Legion of Doom" to the "Vados Locos" will all
suddenly find to their horror that they have become overnight lieutenants
of 'al Qaeda', and they will then be hunted down by federal authorities
and given the same considerate courtroom hearing as David Koresh.
Liberation of Iraq Has Begun
In the secret underworld beneath Baghdad and Mosul, Republican Guard
counter-insurgency units prepare micro nukes and binary Sarin weapons
time for American and Zionist punishment of the Iraqi people has now
passed into history, and the punishment of Americans and Zionists by
the Iraqi people is just about to begin.
Iraq-Iran Alliance Prepares to Destroy Zion
American troops remain trapped inside Vietnam-style fortified fire bases
in Iraq, their political masters in New York are realising too late
that Iran guards the only line of retreat back down the Persian Gulf.
The quasi Judeo-Christian 'Coalition of the Willing' is fast becoming
the 'Coalition of the Damned'.
Those licking their lips at the possibility of reprisals against Iran
had best shut their mouths again, because there will not be any. Every
attack jet that bursts out of an Iranian valley will be carrying the
correct insignia of the Iraqi Air Force, notionally and factually at
war with America since the illegal invasion of its sovereign territory.
It will be defense at its very best, and entirely allowable under the
umpire's rules. If the Zionists ignore the umpire and attack Iran, it
is reasonable to expect that two unstoppable Mach 2.0 supersonic nuclear
Sunburns will then be launched in the direction of Tel Aviv and Haifa.
Game, set and match.
12 August 2004
Attack on U.S. Planned for October 2004
AL'eda terrorists plan to initiate "Fortress Americas"
with several thousand dead on American East Coast
the Zionist Cabal knows only too well that it is already living on borrowed
time. Eighty seconds just happens to be the exact time cycle needed
for a complete nuclear event sufficient to transform Tel Aviv and Haifa
to glass. The only way to recruit Americans to the flagging cause of
Zionism is to first sacrifice a few thousand of them in appalling circumstances
on the eastern seaboard of America. Then, and only then, amid the terrifying
shock and horror of the dead and the slowly dying, might the American
people as a whole be convinced that the real enemy is Al Qaeda rather
than EL AL'eda.
written to Joe to ask him to explain some of these brain farts. I'll let
you know if he responds.
on that whole Zionist Conspiracy thing......
Hoëk Joe Vialls has posted part
two of his "Zionists
flee USA and make a new Israel in Tasmania" essay.
raving about General Douglas MacArthur
Australia is secretly governed by New York Jews, who send secret orders
to Australian PMs (and American Presidents)
The Jews were behind the appointment of Tasmanian governor Richard Butler,
who was placed there so noone would interfere with the Zionist "Project
Richard Butler was kicked out after the Zionists' plans were discovered
now here comes the really juicy stuff.......
week: Joe reveals the secret, ruthless leader of the Zionist
Zionist Cabal was terrified of the fearsome opposition leader Mark Latham:
was obviously a clear and present danger to the smooth Zionist day-to-day
running of Australia, and an extreme danger to Project Ark. There was
little doubt that this man would not easily tolerate a gang of Zionist
war criminals pack raping the children of Tasmania, and he therefore
had to go before they started to arrive.
what did the Zionists do about the fearless Latham? They threatened to
kill his family:
a very shaken Mark Latham made the shortest speech of his life to the
media (3 minutes), in which he explaiined that he would be leaving politics
forever. And despite the shortness of his speech, Mr Latham nevertheless
twice managed to mention "the security of my family", which
suddenly appeared to be of great concern to him.
course, under normal circumstances Mark Latham could simply have returned
to the back benches on a fat salary of more than $100,000 per annum,
but that was simply too close for Zionist comfort. THere is no doubt
in the author's mind that Latham was given the usual Zionist choice:
"Give up your job, or we will kill your family."
Zionist cabal then elected Kim Beazley, who is in their pocket, all to
make sure Project Ark runs smoothly. And that's not all:
It is of course obvious to a blind man that a
bunch of weaklings like Wolfowitz, Perle, Sharon, Bush and others could
not possible survive in Tasmania without copious numbers of Mistaravim
minders and bodyguards. One look at the picture above should convince
you that without a constant cordon of armed killers around him, Ariel
Sharon would have been disemboweled years ago by an outraged Palestinian
six-year-old wielding a box cutter.
Clearly the Mistaravim heavies would not be allowed seats on the prestigious
Boeing Arks from America, so a more direct route from their training
grounds in Palestine had to be arranged in advance, but without rousing
undue Australian suspicion. The plan was (and is) for them to arrive
in Australia in civilian clothes on legitimate visas, then migrate down
to Tasmania in time to pick up their weapons from the docks in Hobart.
was arranged quite cleverly in March of 2004, when Australian Foreign
Minister Alexander Downer sallied for to Tel Aviv to receive his latest
instructions from the Zionist hobby farm. In a nutshell he invited all
"Israelis between 18 and 30 years of age to migrate to the land
of plenty", thus covering the legitimate government-approved transit
of hundreds of Jewish Mistaravim terrorists from Palestine to Australia.
continues with a big scary warning to the Americans and their Zionist
people, the day of reckoning is drawing closer, with America
on the verge of economic collapse, and Condaleeza Rice
openly derided across Europe as she feebly tries to gain support for
a "democratic war" on Iran. Nobody wants to know America any
more, and the Judeo- Christian 'God' who allegedly told George W. Bush
personally to 'attack Iraq' has long since retreated into the background.
All over Iraq the body bags simply can't keep up with the number of
dead, and the Republican Guard has barely
shifted into second gear. Also, quite suddenly,
things have started to explode in inexplicable
fashion, hinting at advanced
weapons systems well beyond the reach of current American military technology.
in America it is hard to find a neocon
nowadays, because most
are packing their bags for the long journey down under.
Fear is in the air, but this time it is fear within the elite. Fear
of the American people when they discover they have been bankrupted
for more than a century, and fear of each other because the blame game
is just aroud the corner. On balance, would you expect a bunch of Zionists
to stay in America to face the music? Of course not. Without further
ado, the cowards left for Offutt AFB.
even has a picture of the refueling planes that are being prepared for
the Zionist flight down under!
this point, Joe starts doing some very weird sexual projecting......
could stop them now! Completely out of range of land based fighters,
the war criminals started to relax. This was the very last leg of their
long flight from America, and Wolfowitz
absent-mindedly started playing with himself at the
prospect of the firm young Australian
buttocks being prepared in Tasmania by the Mistaravim.
fear not, the Joe's beloved Space Age Russian Death Jets come to Australia's
One hundred miles ahead and far below the Ark,
Major Andrei Osipovich sat silently in the cockpit of his Yak-38 Jump
Jet, discreetly camouflaged among the deck containers on board a Russian-flagged
civilian cargo ship.
western propaganda has ruthlessly trashed the Yak-38 as "useless"
and "unstable", nothing can change the reality that this aircraft,
known as "Forger" to NATO countries, is both lighter and faster
than its British and American Harrier cousins.
than seven minutes after lift off from the ship, Andrei Osipovich formated
slightly astern of the Ark and about 12,000 feet below, where he was
still invisible to the Boeing's TCAS (Traffic Alert Collision Avoidance
System) radar. The sky was crystal clear, and through his tinted flash
visor, Osipovich could see oil streaks on the dirty white belly of the
747 as it wallowed along clumsily in three dimensional space.
over two miles away were the Zionist war criminals who had tried to
destroy his country completely, who sent in Jewish oligarchs to try
and steal Russia's sovereign oil reserves, and who were directly responsible
for his elderly grandmother being forced to beg on the streets of Saint
Petersburg. They had done the same to America as well, and Andrei Osipovich
was justifiably surprised that a USAF F-15 Eagle had not already blown
the Ark out of the sky before it could escape American airspace.
God bless shitty Russian aeronautical technology! The big guy is about
to kick some Jew ass!!......
Major Osipovich mapped his attack run out in his
head, without even realizing that his actions that day might save countless
young Tasmanian children from a fate far worse than death. Osipovich
was a born gunfighter, and his steel-gray eyes mentally plotted the
course ans strike pattern of his cannon shells.
object of the exercise was to climb swiftly up under the belly of the
Ark, with his gunsight pointing directly at the nose of the Boeing from
below. At this point he intended to open fire, allowing the Ark to fly
on through the hail of high-explosive shells, which would punch a straight
line of holes back along the centerline to the tail, effectively tearing
the giant aircraft apart as it explosively decompressed.
with his calculations, Andrei Osipovich unsheathed the trigger on his
joystick with a white-gloved finger, pushed the throttle fully forward,
and pulled the Yak back into a gut wrenching climb. For a fleeting instant
he remembered the horror of finding his frail grandmother begging on
the streets of Saint Petersburg, and then he gently squeezed the trigger.
innit? Kinda like a gay sci-fi version of The Turner Diaries.
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5 February 2005
of the day
Queenan's impressions of Great Britain, particularly his thoughts
on the Queen musical We Will Rock You:
Rebels, some dressed as punks, try to keep authentic rock'n'roll alive
by singing Queen songs. This is a curiously revisionist view of rock
history. Punk, as I recall, sprang screaming from the womb in 1976,
one year after Queen released Bohemian Rhapsody. Punk, in fact, was
a direct response to bands such as Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Yes,
Asia, the Electric Light Orchestra and most particularly Queen, just
as penicillin was a direct response to syphilis.
out these terrorist-loving
for the children
I test-rode the Sym Euro MX
(sold in Australia by Bolwell).
must admit, the thing surprised me. I had little interest in the Taiwanese-built
machine, thinking it just a cheap, dull knockoff compared to European
scooters or the Honda
@125 I tested some months back.
first thing I noticed was that it looks much better in person. It's shapely,
the standard of finish is very high, and the switchgear is well designed.
150cc 4-stroke single-cylinder motor is a nice little unit, offering smooth
acceleration and manages 100kph on flat ground. Like other 4-stroke scooters,
it needs a big handful to get away from the lights at a reasonable pace,
but once underway motors along nicely.
ergonomics are terrific: comfy seat, well-positioned handlebars, plenty
of legroom. There's space under the seat for a helmet and there's a fold-out
shopping-bag hook under the handlebars. The mirrors work well, as do the
is, well, scooter-like. These things are not built for high-speed cornering
or bumpy roads. They are city machines.
it compares favourably with the Honda. It feels pretty much the same to
ride and is about $1000 less expensive, and a whopping $2000 less than
the equivalent Vespa ET4.
this is a quality little piece of kit and great value for money.
an extra $200, Sym/Bolwell have a more sporty version of the Euro, called
Shark is identical in all respects to the Euro except for the bodywork,
and it's 4 kgs lighter. I'd get the Shark, as I prefer the looks, but
you can't go wrong with either one.
2 February 2005
world makes no sense whatsoever
people are actually complaining about Sandra
Minogue is not sexy. I really don't see the attraction of skinny, bony-faced,
plastic-surgery mannequins like her.
supposedly beautiful women who are completely unattractive: Elizabeth
Hurley, Pamela Anderson, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz.
countries I have no interest whatsoever in visiting: Russia, every African
nation, Columbia, Sweden, Holland, Greece, Bangladesh, Burma, Cambodia,
Sinatra couldn't sing his way out of a shithouse.
Wayne couldn't act his way out of a shithouse.
Gump was git crap.
Stiles has a lot of class.
current Australian cricket team would have convincingly beaten the West
Indies team of the 80's.
is no freedom without capitalism.
is no moral difference between socialism and nazism.
always hated dogs. Hated them. Ugly, dirty, shitting, pissing,
farting machines. I would have exterminated every dog on earth with nary
the last year however, I have developed a weakness for cute little puppies,
particularly corgis and dachshunds.....like these ones;
could you not love these gorgeous little fellows?
more brilliant puppy pictures at Shake
Date From Hell
Jones meets Dickhead.
her suffering makes for great reading.
actually met Ms. Jones once. We went out for beer & food at Hermosa
Beach, where I impressed her with such observations as "LA is cool"
and "hey, there's a plane taking off!".
was amused by my David Hasselhoff story though.
your idea of a donut-shaped universe intrigues me"
recovering from his Zionist caused flu (about which we are promised an
essay soon), Joe Vialls has been
very prolific. He's already got his next essay up: Bye,
Bye Bye Boeing Bye Bye. To save my dear readers a migraine, I'll summarise
it for you:
Joe is very, very excited about the new Airbus A380. It is a masterpiece
of European genius which has left the USA in the stone age.
Boeing (like everything else) is run by The Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy.
Charles De Gaulle turned France into a mighty power which will destroy
the arrogant Americans with their mighty space-age Mirage fighters.
The Zionist Boeing Corporation tried to assassinate Jacques Chirac. Didn't
hear about this? Me niether. Remember the Concorde crash in Paris in 2000?
This was apparently a Jewish attempt to assassinate Chirac and derail
the Airbus A380 project.
Remember the collapse of the Airbus terminals in Dubai and Paris? This
was also a Jew Boeing attempt to derail the Airbus A380 project.
The USA economy is collapsing and the Europeans and Chinese will rule
the earth, with their space-age Death Jets and powerful currencies.
The Boeing Jews (who are capable of launching mini-nuke
attacks in muslim countries and causing
Tsunamis, yet are strangely incapable of shooting a French president
or destroying an airplane prototype) were so terrified by European Aeronautical
Superiority that they "sent Boeing off" to create the 7E7 Dreamliner.
This was an Evil Jew attempt to con money out of investors.
The US economy is about to collapse, because the Russians (who haven't
yet nuked Israel
as Joe predicted) and Arabs will use the Euro as the world's "reserve
currency". Boeing is about to collapse too.
is no exaggeration to say that Boeing is the 'flagship' of the American
defense industry, and if Boeing goes to the wall, so will everyone else.
No more aircraft carriers, no more stealth bombers, and no more attacking
overseas sovereign nations in the sacred name of New York Zionist 'Democracy'.
Perhaps none of this would have happened at all, if certain certifiable
maniacs had resisted the temptation to try and assassinate the French
President back on 25 July 2000. Food for thought.
is up to his eyebrows in pharmaceutical refreshment.
Niall on tennis
You'd Watched, You'd Have Noticed
actually enjoyed the Australian Open final, probably much to the chagrin
of that doyen
of dickheads in Canberra. Clearly Turd didn't watch the match, or
he'd not make out-of-context slights against Hewitt which were equally
duplicated by Safin. I do believe, dimwit, that both players received
code violations. A closer analytical view of the match will show that
Hewitt's unforced error rate was his downfall, and Safin's focus is
what won him the match. He definitely didn't win benefit of overwhelming
skill. In fact he wasn't in the match until he won the third set.
time you want to try me on, Tex, make sure you have your facts straight,
bad Niall doesn't follow his own advice.
I did watch.
Actually, dimwit, Hewitt was given a code violation for screeching at
the officials, Safin broke his own racquets. You clearly need some guidance
on the meaning of "equally duplicated".
He "definitely" didn't win by benefit of skill? Funny, three
sets to one looks like a vastly more skilled effort to me. What do you
call it, 'unequal karma'?
Hewitt's "unforced error rate" was lower than Safin's,
you bozo. 22 to 36, in case you're interested.
Safin "wasn't in the match until he won the third set" - what
exactly do you call winning the second set? Losing?
got his arse kicked. He lost critical points and instead of focusing on
his own game started screaming at officials. An immature pratt and a deserving
Mustard is right
note to two of my readers
"Matt" who wrote to me about bikes: your return e-mail address
got garbled by my webmail client, which is why I haven't sent you a response.
to the guy who invited me around for a traditional Jewish dinner at his
shack in Sydney months and months ago: every time I sent a response, I
got a "mailbox full" error in return.
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