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30
January 2005 - 11.45pm
Go
Marat!
Niall
Cook throws a spazz over my support for Marat Safin in the Aus Open
final tonight:
A
Ripe Candidate For A DOS Attack
Here's
a real
Aussie for ya. This guy wouldn't know shit from clay about determination
and stamina. Fuckwit!
C'MOOONNNNNNNNN!!!
(I'd
like to point out to our Asian-hating
racist that inviting DOS attacks on people probably isn't a smart
move)
Hey
Niall, how'd you enjoy tonight's
match?
Hehehehehehhe.
Must be all that "determination and stamina" shining though,
eh Niall? Maybe if the silly twat concentrated on tennis instead of throwing
hissy fits at officials, he might have won.
WAAAAANKERRRRRR!!!!!!
30 January 2005
"Zionist
Elite Prepares to Desert America"
With
'Fortress Americas' now in tatters because of Russia's coalition with
Brazil and Venezuela, Wall Street's neocons and other Zionist traitors
will desperately try to avoid War Crimes Tribunals and the waiting hangman's
noose.......
And
guess where they're headed?......
.....wait
for it....
Tasmania
.......by
fleeing aboard special jets to a little-known Australian island
<Tex
waits for the snorting and laughter to die down>
Yep,
our old friend Joe Vialls has
another essay up.
Every
member nation of the "Coalition of the Willing" has lost soldiers
in Iraq, apart from Australia, whose military personnel have been wrapped
in cotton wool and separated from front-line combat duties. Why is this
so? Because the Zionist criminals simply cannot risk a domestic public
backlash against the obsequious 'rulers' of their new Australian retreat.
mmmmmkay......
As
the stolen Boeing 747 lumbered through the night sky on its way from
America to Australia, it was difficult for the 250 unshaven occupants
to comprehend how they had fallen so far so fast. Their eyes were red
from lack of sleep, and from the sudden realization that as the most
wanted war criminals in the world, the only place they might find sanctuary
was a former penal colony on an obscure island south of Australia. The
El Al pilots on the Boeing's flight deck scanned the horizon nervously,
looking for a pair of KC-135 aerial tankers, two of twelve stolen from
American taxpayers in early 2003, and dotted along the route in order
to keep the big birds and their Ziionist passengers aloft, long enough
to reach the only island that might shield them from the hangman's noose.
I'm
not sure if Joe thinks this is actually happening, will happen, or has
happened. The bloke is so deep into looney-tunes land it's kinda hard
to tell.
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| Sadly,
despite many years as an investigator and essayist, Joe Vialls continues
to be mistaken for Ren Hoëk. |
I'll
summarise the remainder of the essay in point form:
- The
WorldWide Jewish Cabal had plans to rule the earth.
- their
all-purpose escape strategy was called "Project Ark", where
they'd steal a 747 and a couple of refueling jets, and fly around while
they launched a nuclear war on the rest of the planet.
- Joe
Vialls knows this because he has access to "Classified documents"
(presumably marked "copyright Matt Groening")
-
Project Ark's chosen destination for the airbound Murdering Kikes and
The Stooge President was the island of Tasmania. It is "easily
defended" and "climate and scenery not unlike New England,
plus a very rich range of food and wine".
Now
here's where it really gets interesting:
- The
Zionist Pigs would face resistance from brave, heavily armed native
Tasmanians, who "might object to 1,500 arrogant Zionists (backed
by armed Mistaravim terrorists from Palestine), laying down the law
and requisitioning the best properties on the island".
-
The Zionist invaders would also commit "multiple rapes and
sodomy" on the wives and children of the brave Tasmanians,
as "Old Jewish sexual customs die hard".
-
Thus, the Brave Tasmanians had to be disarmed for 'Project Ark' to be
successful.
And
here it comes:
In
April 1996, to reduce the risk of serious resistance, a four-man Jewish
Mistaravim (Civilian Special Forces) team carried out a particularly
gruesome mass murder at Port Arthur in Tasmania, which resulted in the
deaths of 35 tourists, with another 22 seriously injured. The Zionist-controlled
media convicted an intellectually impaired young man called Martin Bryant
on television without a trial, then used the 'demonstration massacre'
to confiscate most defensive firearms from Australian citizens.
(Joe
uses some rather creative photo analysis to back up this argument)
Joe
says all this contingency planning was necessary because the Jewboys secretly
knew they were doomed:
Basically, when members of the American public finally discover how
many of their fellow citizens have really been killed in Iraq, and how
many grievously wounded, there will be a riot on Capitol Hill, and you
won't want to miss it.
Given
the accuracy of Joe's other
predictions, I wouldn't hold your breath for this one.
We
are promised more fascinating details on the Zionists' mass escape from
America in Part 2 of this essay, due sometime soon. By the looks of it,
it has something to do with Jews and Boeing, or something.
Joe
can be reached here: joevialls@gawab.com.
Write to him and tell the lonely old soul how much you appreciate his
fearless search for the truth.
Go
Marat!
I
don't give a shit if he is an Aussie. I hope this
whinging, snivelling brat gets his arse kicked in the final.
Old
coot still moaning
The
Sydney Morning Herald's senile Alan Ramsey - who's dreamy
love affair with Mark Latham crashed head-on with reality on election
night - is very,
very unhappy with Latham's demise as opposition leader:
It
was a public execution, not a resignation. A year ago Mark Latham gave
the Labor Party heart and its voters hope. He was the political heretic
who brought life to a dead Opposition. A year later, after he'd failed
to deliver in 12 months the electoral gratification that the fumblings
of Kim Beazley and Simon Crean had been allowed to bury, ever deeper,
across almost eight years, Labor did to Latham what in a more primitive
age was done to heretics. It burnt him at the stake, in front of us
all, to the applause of a mostly accommodating media and those interests,
internal and institutional, that Latham's confronting leadership style
had so offended. Now we have Beazley again, the first time in Labor's
104-year history of 17 federal leaders it has felt desperate enough
to revive one of them.
No
mention of course, of Latham's staggering political ineptitude and borderline-psycho
behaviour. To Ramsey and his ilk, there is little difference between Latham
and the archangel Gabriel.
Still,
I shouldn't complain. Watching Labor 'true believers' enter their ninth
year of mental meltdown is a wonderful sight to behold.
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