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31 January 2005

More Niall on tennis

If You'd Watched, You'd Have Noticed

I actually enjoyed the Australian Open final, probably much to the chagrin of that doyen of dickheads in Canberra. Clearly Turd didn't watch the match, or he'd not make out-of-context slights against Hewitt which were equally duplicated by Safin. I do believe, dimwit, that both players received code violations. A closer analytical view of the match will show that Hewitt's unforced error rate was his downfall, and Safin's focus is what won him the match. He definitely didn't win benefit of overwhelming skill. In fact he wasn't in the match until he won the third set.

Next time you want to try me on, Tex, make sure you have your facts straight, eh? Jerk!

Too bad Niall doesn't follow his own advice.

1: I did watch.

2: Actually, dimwit, Hewitt was given a code violation for screeching at the officials, Safin broke his own racquets. You clearly need some guidance on the meaning of "equally duplicated".

3: He "definitely" didn't win by benefit of skill? Funny, three sets to one looks like a vastly more skilled effort to me. What do you call it, 'unequal karma'?

4: Hewitt's "unforced error rate" was lower than Safin's, you bozo. 22 to 36, in case you're interested.

5: Safin "wasn't in the match until he won the third set" - what exactly do you call winning the second set? Losing?

Hewitt got his arse kicked. He lost critical points and instead of focusing on his own game started screaming at officials. An immature pratt and a deserving loser.

Go Marat!

 

Mr. Mustard is right

Anime blows chunks.

 

A note to two of my readers

To "Matt" who wrote to me about bikes: your return e-mail address got garbled by my webmail client, which is why I haven't sent you a response.

And to the guy who invited me around for a traditional Jewish dinner at his shack in Sydney months and months ago: every time I sent a response, I got a "mailbox full" error in return.

 

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