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Whacking Permalink Archive 1 June 2005 Q: What would happen if the Fidel Castro took over the Sahara desert? A:
Nothing for five years, then there'd be a shortage of sand.
I
simply must read this
book.
Cookie the Wookie seems very excited about my apartment hunting. Well, I think he is, given the usual clarity of his typed slop:
Niall, when you're attempting to make a quip, coherency would help: is it me or Beattie who'd be playing the resurrected Guevara (more to the point, why would we be likely to?)
Except of course, for the last four real estate agents I've spoken to, all of whom asked "live in, or investment?". Then again, these people actually have jobs.
Thank God. If Niall's geopolitical wisdom and interpersonal skills are anything to go by, his clients will be shelling out $500,000 for a caravan. Going househunting without Niall's help is like going fishing without a colostomy bag.
You'll be glad to hear then, I've already been green-lighted for an amount one hundred thousand dollars over what I was seeking, and have had two in the industry offering their assistance free of charge. Going
great so far, Cooky. Better than your audioblog
career anyway. Seriously, love the monotonal delivery and the pensioner-esque
"caviar and champagne" observations. Way to keep with the times,
granpa!
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