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Whacking Permalink Archive 30 May 2005 Favourite TV characters, part V This one may just be my favourite of them all.....
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Chairman Kaga Takeshi Kaga may be the only actor in history who could be described as a "Titanic-sized ham", and have it meant as the highest of compliments. Playing the Chairman of the ficticious 'Gourmet Academy', the Great Kaga would enter the giant cooking arena with Wagnerian bombast, in his neo-Liberace wardrobe to announce who would challenge his Iron Chefs. Not one to speak when he could bellow, he was the only cast member not to have his voice dubbed over for the English version, which was absolutely the right decision. The highlight of the show was Kaga's dynamite unveiling of each week's secret ingredient, which would rise into the arena on a gladiatorial pedestal as The Chairman howled its name (who could ever forget the bizarre/comic/surreal image of a giant tuna's head rising from the pit?). The greatest tribute one can give to Kaga is this: he may have had only five minutes of screen time per show, yet it simply would not have been worth watching without him. Allez
Cuisine!!!!
Starting to do some apartment-hunting in Canberra, Melbourne and Sydney. Looking for a live-in property, not an investment (the latter can wait). So, for any Oz readers who may wish to chip in.... - any tricks, traps, tips, stories, tales-of-woe on buying a first home? (I mean, other than the bland drool I can read for myself at bank websites and such) - any specific issues relating to the purchase of an apartment vs. a house? - What are some good sites, apart from Allhomes and Domain? - Are there any hard-n-fast rules relating to modifications to apartments (yes, I know they're extremely limited), or do they vary from property to property? -
Prefer new developments to crappy old buildings. In Melbourne, are they
any particular suburbs worth looking at for apartments, outside of the
CBD?
Dirty commie walking the streets No, I'm not talking about this slimy douchebag, I'm talking about convicted commie unionist thug Craig Johnston, who's just been released from prison. During his speech on release from lock-up, Johnston praised his mass-murdering Cuban thug 'comrades':
Yeah nice guys. Without them, vicious anti-proliteriat terrorists like Oliver Biscet would be walking the streets. He also gives a shout-out to his nice ethical mates in jail:
Hey, why not go back in their and join them. Better yet, you can all start using heroin and end up in the same morgue. Still Craig, I'm glad you're enjoying your freedom. Here's one of my favourite communist photos to cheer you up even further:
Bwahaha.
Che-as-Hamburger. Have you even seen such a wonderful image?
Some tax-sucking arts leech named Adam Geczy has an 'exhibition essay' telling us how much he hates the country that supports his worthless, parasitic arse:
And here's the idiot himself telling us about it:
The exhibition is being hosted by the taxpayer-funded Canberra Contemporary Art Space. Amongst the elements in the CCAS' mission statement are: -
inform, educate and foster the participation of the community Doing
a sterling job on both accounts lads. You cunts should be licking up slops
in a soup kitchen.
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