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McDonalds... not so omnipotent after all

Hey, if McDonalds is a vicious, evil cabal of nasty white businessmen , slowly dominating the world and stealing our souls, how come they can't stop 175 of it's restaurants from closing in 10 countries?

(I don't necessarily recommend following that link, it's another endless Guardian dirge against the evils of american capitalism. Zzzzzzzz)


Quote of the day

Basically, my day consists of disguising my contempt for the assholes in charge, and at least once a day retiring to the rest room where I can jerk off and dream about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell
- Lester Burnam, "American Beauty"

Another Palestinian atrocity

Yeah man, all the Palestinians want is peace baby. If only the horrible jewish soldiers would stop being so mean to them. Serves those schoolchildren right!

Nice day for an autopsy

Yechh. Proof that the art world has infinite enthusiasm for bad taste and lack of talent.

Yeah, take that ya bastards

Asparagirl has a few words to say to the anti-Israel crowd.

North American journey (continued)....

Now that I won't be riding a motorbike through the USA n' Canada, I'm also shortening the itinerary. NYC is no longer on the schedule. So it's now: Los Angeles, Gatlinburg, Quebec City, Montreal.

The original 5-6 week adventure is now down to two weeks. Bummer. maybe I'll get a chance to go back and do my great North American journey for real one day......

Woman goes on an "all semen" diet


SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.
Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

The rest of the article is just as.....interesting.....


More love n' hugs from the Religion of Peace

Our local freaks at the Islamic Youth Movement have this sober essay praising the damage caused to Israel (aka. the Zionist Conspiracy) by the "Blessed Intifada" and the heroic homicide-bombers. Nice people.

I told you Decaf was evil shite

Bad news for you poor, deluded Decaf drinking fools: it seems your hideous brew aint quite as healthy for you as you think. All your suffering has been for naught. Bwahahaha!!


The Totalitarian Hypocrisy of The Green Left

The barking mad tree-pixies at The Green Left are very good at denouncing the horrors of democratically elected governments in countries where the rule of law is in effect. Howard is satan, Bush is Satan, capitalism is satan, we're all having our humanity stripped away, blah, blah, blah.

For folks worried about civil rights and the voices of the poor, it's interesting to see that on their links list they happily ally themselves with those defenders of freedom, The Cuban Communist Party.

One would have thought the green left would investigate the thousands of instances of Fidel's boys imprisoning and murdering ideologically incorrect folk, or denying the entire population rights to vote, freedom of speech and assembly (not to mention, the ability to leave), but I guess the far-left psychos don't want to be impolite to their nice totalitarian mates.

Then again, as I've always said, high-n-mighty socialist principles are generally exercised at the expense of a great many human lives. But they the good guys, right? They're our conscience in this horrible, oppressive capitalist world, right?

If there is an afterlife, these scumbags will be rotting in the same corner of hell as Dr. Joseph Mengele.


Well, to top off what has been the crappiest month of my entire life, it looks like my american expedition across the USA by motorcycle aint gonna happen. Too damned expensive to ship my bike there and even more expensive to rent one.

Looks like I'm flying place-to-place (uurrgh). First, recovering in LA for a couple of days from the hop from Melbourne (I don't fly well). A get-together of some chums in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Then visiting a bunch of folks in NYC, then visiting a very close friend in Quebec.

It'll still be fun, but dammit, I soooo wanted to travel thru America on a motorbike :(


He was, quite simply, The Man

Dammit, James Coburn died today. Couldn't we have killed Pauly Shore and used his organs to keep Coburn alive for longer? The fellow was just it.

Kick 'em while they're down I say

Paddy McGuinness gets stuck into the anti-globalism loons. I couldn't resist this kick-ass passage;

The argument that only such people bring about social change is not a defence. The street fighters who prepare for violent clashes with the police (which they, and especially their girlfriends, like to provoke) are not social reformers. They are more like the gangs of Nazi thugs who roamed the streets of Munich and Berlin as Hitler began his rise to power, or the militias which bully and sometimes murder people minding their own business.

What is surprising is that such people consider themselves morally superior to those who harmlessly party in Bali.

It is the boozing yobbos of Kuta Beach who put food into the mouths of the poor of Bali, not the screaming kamikazes of Homebush Bay.

Right on, brother.

Uncomfortable thoughts

Bruce H....er....Tom Paine has some disturbing, thought-activating observations on race & the NYC subway.


Beauty & Body Image

Ravenwolf has a quite powerful post on these matters.

I understand that I will never be a model; I understand that my body type, bone structure and frame is completely different than of the models shown. I understand this, but it doesn't make things hurt any less

Read the rest of it.

Stupid headline award

...goes to today's edition of The Australian;

Killing hurts Aboriginal community

Whoa, no shit.

Ding, Dong, The Bitch Is Dead

Late Night Live and regular guest Bea Campbell are having a sympathy session for recently dead British multiple child-murderer Myra Hindley. It's the expected gubshite - how mean we were to keep this poor woman in jail, she was a product of the male patriarchy, the brits should have listened to the EU and released her in the interests of "human rights".

I despise these wretched criminal sympathisers. There is no doubt as to Hindley's guilt, no important legal questions to look at, Hindley was not being beaten and tortured in jail. So what is it that the blithering anti-punishment crowd are sorry about? This worthless bitch killed children. And yet here we are, faced with lots of snivelling lefties lecturing society on it's cruelty to this poor woman.

Good riddance Myra. I'm glad the rest of your life was spent in loneliness, boredom and psychological trauma. You got off lucky. You should have thanked society for not beating you to death and washing your corpse into a sewer.

One less oxygen thief on earth. Let's celebrate a little.

Flesh-eating squirrels

Man, this is scary stuff.

Arrrrgghh!!! - a vision of 80's hell

Tony Taylor has a bloody scary picture.

Nooooooo, I never do things like this

Sasha Castel is easily amused


Stupid hippies and the poverty of ideas

Go read this brilliant Michael Duffy takedown of the stinky anti-globalism crowd. The Australian has a good editorial on the subject too.




Give the gal a pat on the back damn you!!

Kathy Kinsley needs hugs. Er, I mean comments.......

DDT is good for us

This article is most interesting. Thanks to Bizarre Science for the heads-up.


Quote of the day

Beer - now there's a temporary solution!
~ Homer J. Simpson

Current listening

Few songs been echoing in my head the last few days......

Liar Liar - The Castaways
Golden Brown - The Stranglers
J'Attends - Denez Prigent & Lisa Gerrard
Absolutely Everybody - Vanessa Amorosi
Kickstand - Soundgarden
Seven Wonders - Fleetwood Mac
Crackin' Up - The Revolting Cocks
Two Step (live) - Dave Mathews Band
I only have eyes for you - The Flamingos
Night Bird - Deep Forest
Shame of Life - Butthole Surfers


"Americans are idiots" - Vol.1,526. (Brought to you by The Guardian)

Is today's Matthew Engel article the most cretinous thing The Guardian has ever published?

Eurosnob bore Engel fires off a classic in desperate leftist hysteria: a long, interminable whinge about How America Sucks, in which he's reduced - for lack of better material (not to mention intellect) - to a bizarro rant on (of all things) cockfighting.

Yesiree, in a world where friendly muslim clerics are advocating the slaughter of the entire planet, where North Korea is starving it's entire population to death, and where Castro is having political opponents imprisoned or murdered, Matthew Engel and The Guardian have decided to focus on what really matters: American Poultry Conspiracies

There are twelve paragraphs in this column, and every one of them is a masterpiece in near-insanity. What exactly is the damned point this barking-mad nuthatch is making?

Here is my attempt at deciphering this mess...

1- Cockfighting is bad.
2- Oklahoma has banned it, but americans still suck because we Euros banned it ages ago.
3- The existence of States and the lack of mighty EU-style One Government is appalling, because Americans can go to another state where laws are friendlier toward their hobbies.
4- Americans are hypocrites, because they still eat chickens & eggs.
5- Americans suck, because they ban cockfighting but don't ban guns, which terrorise millions for weeks on end.
6- The poultry policy is a zionist american plot to distract us from the Truth of Amerikkka.

Lordly, I need a beer........

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