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have been sparse in the last few days. Consumption of expensive scotch,
vodka plus some work-at-home commitments are to blame. Business will resume
as normal tomorrow.
I'm way behind in my e-mail. Apologies to those still awaiting a reply.
jewish apology to Palestinians
White Rose for all seasons
new freedom blog. Obviously euro-heavy, but the themes are universal.
out the first entry in the comments section of this
of the day
a small crippled child in the hospital who really wants us to win. I know
this because I crippled him myself to inspire you.
- C.M. Burns
NZ TV says sorry for Dubya "professional fascist" gaffe
I can assure you is that it was a completely unintentional mistake."
Microsoft Office setup for America-haters
Slick Willie on the prowl again
sleazebag-in-chief and serial sex predator Bill Clinton is
at it again:
June 19, 2003
-- BILL Clinton and his "close friend," sexy Canadian billionaire
Belinda Stronach, seem to be enjoying one another's company more and
more - and sightings of them together have north-of-the-border media
- of course - knows nothing, eh
a load of this stomach churner:
haven't met a woman yet who is not attracted to Bill Clinton"
me while I hurl.
to Mr. Hayes for the link)
Today's cultural treasures
is just damned funny.
This evening's Sydney Morning Herald losers
Australian lefty journalists still
can't get over Dubya being elected president. For fuck's sake: grow
mumbler Alan Ramsey is
still pissing his pants about John Howard's non-existent 'police state'.
is the daily assortment of letter-writing
of fucking Harry Potter already. Some character dies...blah blah....a
hardback got stolen somewhere, blah blah....JK Rowling will earn an awful
lot of money from this book, jabber, jabber, jabber.
wanna buy the book, then buy it. Why the fuck do the rest of us have to
hear about it?
Stopping the race-hucksters
Labor minister Gary Johns delivers
this magnificent slam of ATSIC and the self-serving race-bullies in
the aboriginal leadership.
is awash with politics, the politics of preferment. It is characteristic
of a dependent people. All the land in Australia will not make Aborigines
any less dependent. What makes Aborigines dependent is the lack of skills
to make a living in the modern economy. There is no other economy in
Australia. Trying to make viable communities of 100 or 200 people in
the middle of nowhere will not work. Give the children the option in
these communities to get out.
want greater influence over the decisions that affect their lives, then
they have to get out from under government. Get out from under their
leaders. They have to take the programs that are available to enable
them to make their own way. There is a lot of life outside government
and politics and the trap of collective identity.
brother. Go read the rest right now.
of the day
it seems to go on and on forever... But then you get to the end and a
gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Confess your sins...
father Tim. I chickened out.
When conservatives send me letters of criticism, they are sober, well-written
and polite. Yet when lefties send letters of criticism, it invariably
contains lots of screeching, cursing and exclamation points.
on that note, I give you the lovely e-mail I received this evening from
'Greg A.'. At least he avoided upper-case type.
- now there's a good redneck name...
Just read your
gripping review of 77%
First thing I
can say is - you gutless, xenophobic cunt! What else would
one expect of someone from Darwin.
Gotta love level-headed
lefty critique. And hey there, stupid person, Darwin is one of the most
multicultural communities in Australia.
No, sorry, that's
right, cunts are useful!
I agree, though I
doubt you've seen one up close.
I hate white
wannabe homeboys as much as you seem to but have you actually
taken a little bit of time to think about what these guys are trying
Yes, and I came to
the judgement that they're idiots. Deal with it.
I think a bit
of what these guys are actually saying is a little misguided,
but that's what youthful, artistic expression is all about.
What, being stupid?
Hey, here's a youthful
non-stupid fella who can actually express his ideas.
77% of all Australians
are racist? I hope that's not true and I'd challenge these guys
on their facts, but that's hardly the point.
Hardly the point?
Our little "Mr
Sheen" PM has put this country back so far in our national
identity and national collective thought. So many friends of mine that
to get some work experience in Europe etc before 1996 have come back
asking "what the fuck has happened to Australia?"
Lefty idiots tend
to wring their hands a lot over questions noone else gives a crap about.
What do these morons mean about national identity? And if our 'collective
thought' is so horribly traumatised, why has the coalition won three
elections in a row? Why does the PM have such a huge lead in the prefered
PM opinion polls?
So like the left to
assume their laughable limp-wristed hissy-fits are actually shared by
anyone with a life.
I have NO idea
what to do to sort out the Aboriginal issues in Australia.
Ah, so why do you
criticise the policies of the government if you have no better ideas yourself?
I feel unbearably
guilty about the shit that we've dropped them in over the past 200 years,
which is a very fucking short time in their 40+ thousand years here.
I have no answers because it's such a hard question.
Why do you
feel guilty? Have you done anything bad? It amazes me no end that the
pious twats in the supposed 'anti-racism' left are associating both them
and me with apparent crimes I did not commit because I have the same
skin colour. Irony much?
But at least
these guys from The Herd are making an expression of the frustration
that they feel being a part of the Anglo-Saxon machine that has totally
fucked indigenous Australians over in these 200 years.
Was I denying their
right to express an opinion? Freedom of speech does not entail freedom
from criticism, you hypersensitive little violet.
The same anglo-saxon bastards who are having their tax dollars spent on
aboriginal welfare? Love that politically-correct racism of yours. And
I notice the lack of any specifics, or any recognition whatsoever that
Australia is a non-racist country.
All they're trying
to do is express their frustration and give the youth
that listen to JJJ something to at least think about. You feel pissed
about paying for JJJ?
Well I bet I
pay a shitload more tax than you dickhead.....
and you're basing
this on what? And why is that even relevant? If they love JJJ so much,
they can spend their own money on it. They have no right to ask me to
....and I think
it's money well spent instead of having airwaves full of wankers with
deep-filtered voices telling us what to buy!
The difference of
course - Mr Stupid - is that you are not paying for Laws, Zemanek,
Jones and co, but I'm forced to support JJJ. And how does the existence
of JJJ stop Laws & Co. spewing their stuff? Logic aint your strong
suit I guess.
And all YOU are
doing is rubbishing their efforts. Get your head out of your arse and
try to see the bigger picture!
Sorry, I escaped adolescence
and got myself a job years ago. You should try it. It's wonderful reality-therapy.
need a fucking shake-up.
Feel free to
respond if you've got the guts to engage me.
Ooooh, you're some
kind of scary fella. Take your best shot toots......
It's not just Lakemba mosque anymore
are growing them
The Middle East
debate rages on.
A brief history of the internet
to D. Spacey for the link.
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The influence of blogs
Micklethwait at Samizdata has a fine piece on this subject,
esp. the blogosphere's potential for spreading the ideals of libertarianism.
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I got my Simpsons shotglasses there.
The latest Green Leftisms
Sydney's muslims need
to be more like The Black Panthers. You know, to combat all the imaginary
leftist student graces
Australia with her presence.
tons of other crap too.
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Thanks to Citizen
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More war-on-terror debating
when I thought I was out, they
pull me back in.
the "A terrorist target: new or old?"
thread. Go read. We're like geniuses and you'll be, like, educated
...and the madness never ends in EuroWorld
view of the latest insane EU legislation: The Big Brother EU is gonna
a mighty beating to the post-war "it was all a lie!!" crowd:
to find the weapons is indeed troubling, but only because it means that
the weapons remain unaccounted for and might be in the wrong hands.
The idea that our inability to thus far find the WMDs proves that the
threat was phony and hyped is simply false.
If the U.S. intelligence
agencies bent their data to damn Saddam, why is it that the French,
German and Russian intelligence services all came to the same conclusion?
Why is it that every country on the Security Council, including Syria,
in the unanimous Resolution 1441, declared that Saddam had failed to
account for the tons of chemical and biological agents he had in 1998?
If he had destroyed them all by 2002, why did he not just say so, list
where and when it happened, and save his regime?
Saddam had weapons because we knew for sure he had them five years ago
and there was no evidence that he disposed of them. The WMD- hyping
charge is nothing more than the Iraqi museum story Part II: A way for
opponents of the war--deeply embarrassed by the mass graves, torture
chambers and grotesque palaces discovered after the war--to change the
subject and relieve themselves of the shame of having opposed the liberation
of 25 million people.
As usual, read the
I told you so: Ducati breaks through
won their first MotoGP race, in only their sixth attempt. I
you they would.
Suzuki - who raced their four-stroke all of last year - managed a best
place of 15th. Kawasaki - who have been racing their four-stroke since
late last season - finished 17th. Aprilia - who raced all last year -
managed a 12th in the hands of Haga.
have well and truly humiliated the non-Honda manufacturers. Just think
how good these bikes will be next year.
Carlos "Crasher" Checa continues his inexplicable employment
at Yamaha with a 4th place. Checa has been on superfast works machinery
for the last eight seasons and has won only twice (last in 1998, and never
outside Spain). Why do people keep hiring this b-grader?
Nutter boy is back!
and gents, I present another Richard Neville essay: The
Doors of Deception, a Death Metal Soundtrack.
of the fun with Richard is figuring out exactly what he is talking
about. Get a load of this opening paragraph:
I stand on the
terrace of the Sydney Opera House taking in the night-sweep of the Harbour
Bridge and the twinkling downtown office blocks. Two Union Jacks flutter
from the iron coathanger, a double dose of patriotism. Chattering patrons
toss back champagne, a cheroot of medical marijuana is pressed to my
lips. The skyline ever more resembles Manhattan. I turn my gaze to the
ivory sails soaring above, muttering, at least we won this battle,
as a bell signals the start of Sibelius. No, snarls a divided
self, it was a draw. The buildings exterior is a triumph,
the interior a tragedy, thanks to a long gone Minister of Works. The
divas struggle to overcome the woodwork. And so it is with Australia.
On the outside its a dazzling spectacle of golden beaches, prancing
starlets and fine dining, while on the inside, dug into a Canberra hill,
its a toxic cabinet of lawyer-politicians who will stop at nothing
to further their own ambitions, including the killing and maiming of
innocents in a land that did them no harm.
here is that he could have deducted the entire 121-word portion before
"Australia" and made exactly the same point with infinitely
you the effort, I've word-filtered the rest of his essay:
Let's go hump tree.
it's not quite his complete essay, I admit. I've left out the final section
where he gets evidence of US atrocities from such notable psycho sites
actually pay this freak for speaking
A tricky piggy paradise
shows us how remaining kosher in Tonga can
be a little difficult.
has composed his own magnificent hown-grown hip-hip track.
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