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Whacking Permalink Archive 14-6-03 Nah,
no bias
or stupidity at the ABC is there?
Gobert - a phenomenal talent but utter headcase - has already been fired by AMA Ducati teams twice, the Suzuki GP team, the MuZ GP team, and had acrimonious walk-outs from Honda Australia, the Kawasaki World Superbike squad, and the AMA Yamaha team. Gobert has noone to blame but himself. His continually moronic, arrogant behaviour has meant that his results have never matched the drivel that comes out of his mouth. Who could forget his juvenile ramblings in 1997, claiming that world champ Mik Doohan was "scared" of him? (Doohan won all but 3 races that year. Gobert could not manage a single top-5 finish). Yet every year his same tired supporters claim that this time Goey is "coming back hard". The hype begins again, Goey tells everyone he's gonna kick ass, he starts well, then begins to fuck up and blames everyone but himself. It's
time teams stopped employing this moron and give some fresh talent a chance.
Gobert has blown it. Let him suffer for it.
The new four-stroke era in Motorcycle Grand Prix has been little short of a disaster for Kawasaki and Suzuki. When the 4-strokes were introduced last year, Honda's stunning RC211V v-5 blew everything else to the weeds. Yamaha's bike managed (eventually) to win a couple of races in the hands of Max Biaggi, but were left trailing far behind in most races. Yet even Yamaha's poor year was a spectacular success compared to Suzuki & Kawasaki's GP efforts. Even in it's second season, the V4 Suzuki - apart from being the ugliest machine in the field - is barely scraping into the top ten. Other than their brief moment of glory in 2000, Suzuki's GP and Superbike teams have been a joke for over a decade, with ill-handling and underpowered machines. This can't being doing Suzuki's image much good. The stunning new Ducati - which has been faster than all bikes but the Hondas this year - not only looks beautiful, but has been getting amazing results right out of the box. This does wonders for the Ducati reputation and badge with the general public. Yet Suzukis are seen as ugly pieces of unrideable junk. Not a good way to spend millions of dollars, fellas. It's worse still for Kawasaki, who, despite millions of dollars and two superb riders, regularly have their ZX-RR machine hover around 20th place. As with their unsuccessful ZX7 in the World Superbike series, the ZXRR apparently produces plenty of power but is limited by a primitive chassis which makes the bike nearly unrideable. I can't see Kawasaki being competitive any time soon. The Big K's bike division simply has never been able to produce race machinery good enough to consistently compete with the other manufacturers. Kawasaki
and Suzuki urgently need some new blood in their race departments, or
they're going to be spending millions getting their arse kicked for a
long, long time to come.
Given the generally psychotic nature of our green movement, this comes as no surprise.
No really,
they actually said all this.
Morpheus could learn a thing or two about rambling, philosophical waffle from The Green Left Weekly. They must love talking about it, coz they already reviewed it. And let's not forget Richard Neville's bizzaroid essay. UPDATE:
oh lordy, now the theologians
are getting in on this crapola. From the weasels at the Sydney Morning Herald letters section. We start with this howler:
It's always a good time for another raving hate-USA conspiracy theory. And more lefty promises of Armageddon if Labor isn't returned to power:
Yeah, all that higher employment and better economic management is killing us man. And another recitation
of the left's favourite lie:
Newsflash dickhead, we were terrorist targets before the war. Yeesh. I'd hate to
get stuck in an elevator with this lot.
Mark Latham - Labor's loudmouth glass-jawed wimp - delivered another of his moronic speeches which is making the lefty crowd's hearts go pitty-pat. He's pretty much recycled his usual humbug:
In Labor parlance, this is code for A) signing away our sovereignty to the UN, and B) kissing the ass of Jacques Chirac and Dr. Mahatir.
I thought you were about an independent Australia? And you hope to achieve this by crippling our economic growth at the say-so of junk scientists? To Labor, Australia's well-being plays second fiddle to the decisions of really important international committees.
*choke*splutter*.... oh no, not the Labor way, nah. Not like branch-stacking, brawls, throwing out successful Prime Ministers.
Those damned machine-men, actually paying attention to public opinion, the bastards. My favourite moment in Meat-Head's speech is when the big hypocrite baby contradicts himself with this paragraph:
You snivelling hypocrite fucktard. You attack Howard for lack of reform, then in the next paragraph you rant against him for doing just that in writing a constitutional preamble. Worse, you wail about Howard "not trusting the people", yet you blame him for the lack of a republlic, which was rejected by Australian voters in a referendum. Voters, you remember those don't you, dickcheese? Howard put the republic issue through the democratic process, and you lost. Just like you lost the last three elections. You don't seem too keen on the democratic process when your little ideological bowel movements are rejected by the public. Instead you whinge about powerful elites and our evil authoritarian PM. Whenever Latham's
crowd goes to a popular vote, they get their arse kicked. So Latham -
the big pansy - cries foul.
Now that mikey-boy can no longer sing the praises of Robert "KKK" Byrd, he's mounting this pathetically outraged defence of Hillary Clinton. I'd love to see this
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