18 July 2004
Hopefully, everyone should be able to access this site now. I had some hassles with the annual domain renewal which were entirely my own fault. Let this be a lesson to all domain holders: make sure your registrar has your current contact details.
had McDonalds for lunch yesterday, so go fuck yourself.
course, according to many, closing down this organisation was an act of
Channel Ten's The Panel might actually be worse than anything with the words Big Brother in the title.
It's a great show if.....
- You like hearing five very annoying people talking over each other very loudly for a whole hour.
- You like political discussions which are as intellectual as toilet graffiti. ("I don't like John Howard's hair. God he is such a dork. Why would anyone vote for him? He looks like my grandad and his eyes are too close together")
- You enjoy "comedians" who are utterly incapable of saying anything funny, and have a collective IQ of 15.
- You enjoy hearing Rob Sitch's foghorn-fart laugh every ten seconds, usually in response to his own jokes.
- You think Kate Langbrook isn't dumber than a box of hair.
- You think Santo Cilauro and Glen Robbins aren't even dumber than Kate Langbrook.
Go back to making fishing shows fellas.
the other hand, don't. They cost us money.
It's been bloody freezing in Canberra this weekend, and the surrounding regions have had snow, hail and roads covered in ice. Even Collector and Cooma had snow, fer cryinoutloud.
the lovely thing about being a global warming conspiracist, is that everything
is evidence of global warming. Snow during summer would be proof. Another
ice age would be considered unshakeable proof.
8 July 2004
I'm starting to notice something very weird.
Over the last few months, I've actually had trouble writing my own signature on paper.
My signature takes longer to sign than most, because I've always tried to make my name legible.
However, recently I've had to concentrate extremely hard not to fuck it up, rather than being able to do it on 'autopilot' without thinking.
I'll be halfway thru either my first or last name, when one of two things will happen: A) my neat signature becomes gibberish, or worse, B) I'll misspell it.
This makes things rather awkward when you're signing for a credit card payment, and your sig doesn't look like the one on the plastic.
I haven't a bloody clue why this is happening. I haven't suffered any kind of hand or head injury, and I can still scribble meeting notes on paper same as ever. Yet I can't sign my name properly without taking it very slowly. As as if the "muscle memory" for that task has been lost, without affecting other hand-eye coordination skills.
Any of you knowledgable in this area who care to share an opinion?
Richard Neville has graced us with a poem, inspired by an "intoxicating speech" from Andrew Wilkie, before a vast audience at Epping Community hall.
Now if saying your poem was inspired by Andew Wilkie isn't the worst preface to a poem in history, I will personally give Michael Moore a blowjob.
Alas, it begins....
As if Richard wasn't already around the bend. Richard's off the entire curvilinear spectrum.
Richard and his merry kooks will change our thoughts. There's nothing like self-confidence I guess.
The "exaltation of planetary restoration"? Yeeeeuch. You can just imagine some hippy masturbating a fern or something.
You know how John Howard goes walking through the streets, zapping our psychic brains with non-vegetarian beam-weapons, causing malfunctions everywhere he goes.
Heh. If you say so dude. Tell ya what Richard, I'll bet you one thousand dollars that Wilkie the Wanker won't win the seat of Bennelong.
The whistle of freedom not heard since Whitlam?
This particular whistle of joy has been out there for a year, and hasn't roused much beyond Richard's cock, which nears spurting point with this....
It's stunning how the new age left never realise just how far out of touch with the rest of the population they really are. Except on election night, when the ignorant populace generally gives them a nasty shock.
Richard isn't to be deterred though, he's already predicting a new golden dawn.....
No, this isn't the end of it, it keeps going......
Viva La Revolution! Richard and the small group of hygene-challenged dorks at Wilkie's speech are taking over!
Yeah right. Like I said before dickhead, a thousand dollars says this won't happen.
Who wouldn't love
to see Richard's reaction if Howard manages to win the election?
From serial idiot Paul Abeles, in the aus.politics newsgroup...
lots of similarities.
if you think that quote is a stunner, be sure to read the rest.
Well, I haven't talked about these bozos in a while.....
If you ever needed proof of what boring, humourless, miserable cunts socialists are, check out the film reviews sections of the World Socialist Website.
As a case in point, have a gander at the review of sci-fi flick Minority Report, and witness the endless, whiny, turgid prose...
..and on and on and on it bloody goes...
You can just imagine getting stuck in an elevator with this lot.
6 July 2004
Hermes Conrad, Futurama
Alan Anderson gives a fine beating to the blubbering Labor leader....
The thought of this mentally unstable arseclown as our PM is frightening. A few years ago, Latham seemed one of the few Labor MPs with any grasp on reality. Time and increasing exposure has shown him to be a loudmouth crybaby, gutless hypocrite, economic buffoon, geopolitical imbecile, and possessed of the emotional fortitude of a ten-year-old.
Latham likes to think of himself as "new politics", promoting standards up public debate he himself has shown no interest in adhering to.
He makes a great show of "putting Australia first", which seems to consist of pissing off our most important ally in the name of 'national interest', while at the same time flushing Australia's sovereignty down the toilet by ratifying the Kyoto protocol, and putting Australians under the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court. Not to mention Labor's obsession with our international "reputation", which as far as I can tell involves basing Australian policy around criticisms from foreign governments and unelected international NGO's.
His response to the government's appalling budget spending spree is to spend even more money, everywhere, and still somehow keep the budget in surplus.
Worse still, the silly git can't seem to hold a consistent policy position from one week to the next. He's gonna pull the troops out of Iraq...except for the ones who'll be staying. He's gonna not ratify the US free trade agreement, except he will. He'll never sell out the PBS, except he decided to.....
I have no love for the current government: high-taxing, high-spending, socially intrusive statist goons. Yet I can see no policy area where a Latham government won't be infinitely worse. Particularly where it counts most: national security. Federal Labor, lest we forget, seemed keen to grovel to Islamic psychopaths the last time they were in office.
is unfit to be prime minister now or at any time in the future. Let's
keep this headcase and his howler-monkeys out of office for another term.
Niall Cook and I are in complete agreement about something:
Amen. Fuck Elvis. Tuneless fat bastard.
fuck Frank Sinatra too while we're at it. Talentless old cunt.
Loony commie jellybrain George "air travel is evil" Monbiot wants to abolish four-wheel drives, which are "wrecking its cities and cooking the planet".
This comes as no great surprise of course, but I decided to link to this article so you could see a prize piece of tree-hugging moral relativism at work......
theology. It's a thing of wonder.
Japanese hotshot Makoto Tamada has won the Rio MotoGP race.
Apart from being a brilliant race, it was I think a great deal more historically significant than most people realise.
Japanese riders do not have a great history on the world scene. Being trained on the Japanese racing scene as robots for the manufacturers, they lack setup skills, and often fall apart in the hard-as-nails racing environment outside Japan.
Tady Okada looked set to break through in the 500s once Doohan retired, though he fell apart once Mick wasn't around to set up the bike for him. Noriuki Haga was hailed as the next saviour, but watched his career evaporate once he left the Yamaha superbike team.
Daijiro Katoh looked the best bet to break the mould after dominating the 250cc championship, but never seemed at ease with the MotoGP bikes, and was tragically killed at the start of last season.
Which brings us to Tamada. Yes, he has a fast Honda. But he is also the sole Honda rider using the new Bridgestone tyres, which limits the value of setup data from the other Hondas. Unlike previous Japanese riders, who have found themselves shipwrecked when forced to set up and develop their own machines, Tamada has been slowly getting to grips with both tyre and bike. There is none of Norick Abe's "charge-and-crash" attitude.
Makoto has also shown a fiery competitive spirit in racing that does not rely on dangerous kamikaze tactics. While his extreme body-lean angles are great to watch, his riding style is very smooth and consistent. He seems as comfortable on foreign circuits as Japanese ones.
Most notably, he has made a much better transition from Superbikes to GPs than World Superbike champ Colin Edwards. Both men raced Honda's v-twin superbike, Edwards in World Supers, Tamada in the All-Japan championship. Edwards has seemed all at sea so far this season, yet Tamada has just won his first race.
Tamada has the right attitude to win on the world scene, and he certainly has the skills.
I'd venture to say that if the development of the Honda and the Bridgestone tyres continues at a decent rate, then Tamada may just be good enough to give even Rossi a real shake.
that would be something.
4 July 2004
Either this is a parody, or SteveH really needs to start lining his hat with tinfoil:
All us pro-choicers want to wipe out the darkies. This guy needs to see
Rising to the whole 4th-of-July thing, Kenny Roberts Jr. has put his crappy Suzuki on Pole Position for tonight's Brazillian MotoGP race. It's his first time at the head of the field since his championship-winning year in 2000.
Personally, I think Roberts is a crybaby twat, so I'm hoping Hayden or Tamada wins it.
be an interesting race.
Does Crazy Joe ever sleep?
Apparently, the fellow currently on trial in Iraq isn't really Saddam. It's all a big, sloppy Mossad hoax:
The rest of the essay is a screeching anti-semitic rant, which closes with his now standard plea for money:
thing is, noone I've asked in Aus or overseas has had any problem accessing
Joe's essays. Guess the line between martyrdom and paranoia is a small
1 July 2004
- Mark "flipper" Latham seems to be doing daily policy reversals. Yeah, I really want this meathead hypocrite schitzo wussbag to be PM, don't you?
- I'm wondering how many bloggers who do fancy Photoshop'd pictures actually own a legal copy of Photoshop?
For anyone reading this who's into motorbikes: send me an e-mail with
your opinions on any motorcycle you have ridden in the last 2-3 years.
Feel free to tell me about any you'd like to ride.
that dork-boy's comments box currently shows zero responses, what're the
odds Instapundit would even notice?
So sayeth Yobbo.
It's the first day of the new financial year in Australia today. Yay!
Another year of stupidly high taxes. Yay!
Another year of loony government spending. Yay!
If Labor gets elected, we'll get lots more of both. Yay!
get to do my tax return now. Yay!
Heh. That wily old fox. He had us all fooled with that get-conquered-and-captured-by-the-Americans act.
Yes, yes, it's clear Joe Vialls is a deranged old cunt who is up to his eyebrows in chemical refreshment. Still, he's good for entertainment value.
If you've not yet had the pleasure, here are links to some of this other...uh..."research breakthroughs"......
there's lots more...
Apparently, the Americans had nothing to do with defeating the Nazis:
I've found a good reason to watch tennis: the delectable Maria Sharapova.
unlike Anna Kournikova, this lovely Siberian can actually play.
21 June 2004
This website won't be updated until July.
14 June 2004
The ISO's review of Super Size Me.....
Attention left wingers. Please read the following. Be sure to do it slowly.
one last question: Why do you brain-dead cunts have such problems
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