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20 October 2004

Quote of the day

Campari & soda is very refreshing but when I drink it, I get the urge to stop bathing & hate America

- J. Baker

 

Quote of the day II

You know when you Grandfather started getting up there in years and started talking about how he invented spoons? I think this is the case with Jimmy Carter.

- Danny Donovan

 

Quote of the day III

Has anyone seen my purse? Because I've been keeping money next to my tits.

- Cantinera

 

Those lovely Cubans again

I wonder what excuses the Green Left psychos, the Communist Party of Australia and the Cuba Solidarity Campaign will make up for this:

Daniel Orlando Gómez is facing doom.

On September 26, the 22-year-old resident of Santa Clara, Cuba stood in front of the local Communist Party headquarters and confronted Fidel Castro’s totalitarian regime. "Fidel, you have electricity and the people don’t," he declared, referring to the frequent blackouts Cubans endure. (The Spanish word for blackouts, apagones, figures prominently in contemporary Cuban vocabulary.) Gómez also said, "Fidel has been deceiving everyone for almost 50 years."

Soon after, police seized Gómez from his home and beat him and his wife with batons. Gómez, who suffers from mitral valve prolapse, required hospitalization after going into convulsions.

After release, police charged him with "disrespect" of Castro, for which he can be imprisoned up to three years. ("Disrespect" also applies to other party functionaries.) Thus, the most basic political critique is a crime in Cuba.

Noose. Tree. Communists.

 

What is it with this guy and "mini-nukes"?

Joe Vialls and something about Zionists and oil cartels.

 

Phillip Island

I'm back from the MotoGP race. Actually had great weather at the track for once, though I got soaked on the freezing 730km ride home. Some brief notes:

- the bikes are fucking loud this year. It's the first time they've run completely unsilenced. For the first time, I actually needed earplugs.

- Watched the race with Paul Bickford at the 'Siberia' grandstand. If you ever want to buy grandstand tickets for a race at Phillip Island, this is definitely the place to sit.

- Anybody who thinks Valentino Rossi is the 'greatest of all time' needs some serious mental therapy. News dudes: beating Sete Gibernau does not make you the greatest of all time. Gibernau is the guy who finished fifteenth in the 2000 series, despite riding a factory NSR500. He finished behind the TSR bike fer chrissakes.

- The road from Sale to Bairnsdale is one of the most boring in existence.

 

Oh, there he is

Richard Neville has resurfaced after Labor's federal election defeat. Oddly, he actually has a moment of clarity:

Cheer up dissenters; three years is not eternity. Cool the hysteria. Beware the tendency to moralise. Break free from the ghetto of groupthink and learn to communicate a noble vision for humanity with grace, good humour and deep listening - a goal that often eludes me.

I don't expect him to follow his own advice, and he doesn't:

Yes, the times are perilous. The world is burning, and we have rewarded a government that adds fuel to the flames. Kyoto is spurned; Iraqi citizens are murdered in their homes at midnight by skyborne cowards who are treated as heroes. It is mad, it is criminal. Howard puts our nation on the wrong side of history and is lauded by voters, cheered by the majority of media mercenaries. That’s why dissenters lose their cool. Rage and despair seems legitimate – ever more so the closer you get to the truth – but it fails to win hearts and minds in an age of shaky abundance.

And it wouldn't be a Richard Neville essay without some cabal conspiracies:

US efforts to control the future of oil has upped prices, already forcing fishermen in Asia to hang up their nets, sell their boats and … then what? Nothing is done to seriously promote alternative energy. Everything is spin. The world is a sitcom and the neo-cons are writing the script.

Wow. Oil, Asian fishermen, neocons and alternative energies all in the one paragraph. If Richard's mental development continues at this rate, he'll be able to write graffitti in toilet cubicles any day now.

 

More nice peace-loving communists

A charming essay from the Australian group Socialist Alternative: "Why Israel Must Go":

WHY WOULD ANY decent person support a state which began its existence with the dispossession, expulsion and murder of large numbers of the original inhabitants, and went on to create an undemocratic society which favours one group and discriminates against all others on ethnic and religious grounds; a state which invades and occupies territory outside its own borders, systematically terrorising the population and stealing their resources?

Israel is such a state. Yet Israel’s right to exist is defended not only by right-wingers, but by some on the left and even sections of the Palestinian leadership. Revolutionary socialists argue that the state of Israel should be destroyed and replaced by a multicultural, democratic, secular state.

[...]

To create an exclusively Jewish state with a Jewish majority, the Zionists had to destroy the Palestinian economy, steal the land and kill or drive out as many Palestinians as possible, all of which was done with extreme violence – and the blessing of all the great powers.

Yet many who sympathise with the Palestinians still insist on Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish state. The best outcome, they argue, is for a Palestinian state alongside Israel.

But such a state could never be viable.

Lovely people. Lots of other nice "exterminate Israel" essays here.

 

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