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23 October 2003

Quote of the day

Fuckin' soccer moms in Toyota vans. Don't take your crap life out on me.

- Cantinera
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Weenies protest against Dubya becomes a dull fart

Seems the great masses of Australians didn't quite rise up against The Evil Prez as some hoped. Pretty much just some adolescent-wank screeching during his address from pro-tyrant Green idiots Bob Brown and Kerry Nettle (who's protest was about a free trade agreement, for fuck's sake), which Dubya steamrolled over, and the usual band of stinky, armpit-jungle dorks screaming at lines of police, not getting anywhere near The Evil Guy.

And Mark Latham - the glass-jawed hypocrite - didn't say a word and shook Bush's hand. You big, brave, blue-collar aussie warrior you!

The best quote from this whole affair has been noted by Paul Bickford:

Comment of the night on the ABC 7.30 report from some old geezer who'd driven down from Young to see the prez; "look at these clowns- they need a bath, and this idiot over here has a bath-ring in his nose; he can't blow it, and there's snot running down his face- what a dickhead".

Hehehe.
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Another great success for gun-control legislation

SYDNEY's wave of gun terror continued last night as a young couple were shot at during an attempted carjacking and a pistol was drawn during a fight.

But surely this can't be happening! There are laws which prevent this sort of thing!

Of course, no matter how useless gun control laws are, their failure will only lead to even more idiotic anti-gun measures.
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Kicking Margot when she's down

The increasingly unhinged Margot Kingston cops a walloping from both Aaron Oakley and Evil Dan. Choice stuff.
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An important question

Reader Dave Schipani asks.............

When Ah-nold takes office, California will become the second American
state to be run by a cast member of the movie "Predator." Which cast
member should be elected next?

1) Bald Black Guy
2) Latina Chica
3) Carl Weathers
4) Big Scary Indian
5) Al Pacino (you had to look fast)
6) Predator

My vote's for the Predator. He'll know how to deal with leftist dissenters, peacenicks and anti-gun wankers.
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Ducati goes sexy-retro

After blowing it mightily in the aesthetic stakes with their new 999 and 749 - both uglier than a hatful of arseholes - Ducati have regained some styling cred by displaying three yummy new retro models which, while equipped with modern 1000cc engines and kit, nevertheless offer some serious retro charm. I find the Sport 1000 to be particularly yummy.

In other Duke news, they have come out with a limited-edition replica of the 998 used in Matrix Reloaded. Thankfully, the 998 had the classic "916" styling.

Personally, I think Ducati have completely lost it when it comes to styling. The ST2/4 touring range are amazingly bland, the flagship 999/749s are butt-ugly compared to the stunning 916 design, and the new Multistrada is the most hideous looking stinkbeast Italy has given the two-wheeled world since the mafia goons at Bimota ceased production. And they're massively overpriced.

When it comes to Italian style, Aprilia are beating the competition hands-down. I saw the new RSV at Phillip Island, and let me tell you, that thing is sex on two wheels.

Then again, they're all Italian bikes, which means I'd never buy one. The Italians might be great at designing motorcycles, but they fall apart quicker than the French infantry. Drool over them, but when it comes to handing over your dollars, buy Japanese.
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A notable omission

I see the Guardian is doing their Best British Blogs awards thingy. You notice that the word Samizdata does not appear anywhere.

See Perry? That's what you get for not showing due respect to your cultural betters.
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Leftist hypocrisy over the Iraq war

Two excellent articles, the first by Tony Parkinson in The Age about snivelling hown-grown idiots protesting Dubya's visit:

When Bill Clinton addressed the Australian Parliament in November 1996, he was showered with applause, given a standing ovation, and besieged by MPs (Labor's Laurie Ferguson and Joel Fitzgibbon among them) clamouring for his autograph.

This adulation for a visiting US head of state was all the more remarkable considering the context for that visit.

In March that same year, Clinton had sent two warships steaming into the Taiwan Strait, risking a confrontation with China that might have thrown Australia's foreign policy into irreparable disarray. However, come the time of Clinton's arrival in Australia, any talk of the destabilising effects of untrammelled American power in Asia had evaporated. Bill and Hil' delivered the charm, and their audience duly melted. All was forgiven.

The second looks at leftist double-standards in the USA. More excellent work from Frontpage.
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