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Whacking Permalink Archive 1 September 2003
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Good, The Bad and The Ugly
In some analysis worthy of capitalism-fearing wussy Ross Gittens, Niall Cook is whinging about the horrors of paying fees for ATM use. Most people are prepared to pay a fee to withdraw money from another bank's ATM. It's called making a consumer choice. A choice noone is obliged to make. Niall's having none of it though, and blows his lid with this childish screech:
He gives us some history:
Well, the "fucking idiots" were people like Niall who seemed to have trouble comprehending that banks operate as businesses and not charities, and that if he didn't like their service, he didn't need to bloody well use it. Here's some fantasy-land nostalgic whining:
Oh yeah,
I miss that wonderful "service": Yeah, I sure do miss all that service we used to get in our pre-ATM paradise. But noooooo. This stuff is bad, because cheapskate luddite mumblers like Niall hate having to pay for his massively expanded ability to manage his money. Guess it sounds too much like hard work. Here cometh the big revelation:
Hate to break this to you boyo, but most of us are already aware that banks make profits. And we know fees are part of it. Go read your bank statements sometime, or the documents available from your bank upon request: this means you haven't been conned. You have made a choice to use a service for which there is a cost. Don't blame the bank if you're too bloody lazy to examine their fees and services, or shop around for a better deal. If you
don't want to pay the price, don't use the service. And stop moaning your
sorry arse off about not getting something for nothing. Set for release in 2004 is Aprilia's totally revamped RSVR. I want one of these so bad I can taste it. Sleek, sexy, with that big, booming and utterly horny V-twin engine. I mean a real v-twin, with horsepower, and handling. Not those big, fat, boring tubs of tractor-shite known as Harleys. This - my friends - is a real motorcycle.
Their latest newsletter/magazine/compost heap is out. Among this week's gems.... - The Jews apparently sabotaged the ceasefire & roadmap to peace. You know, the one where Palestinians keep murdering Jews but the Jews can't shoot back. The article includes this classic quote:
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Well, that and murdering a cop. - Oh, and lots of
America-Is-Evil stuff. Go read.
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