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Whacking Permalink Archive 11 November 2004
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Homer Simpson
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The Queen of Cool joins Whackingday.com I'm very pleased to announce that my friend and polymathic uberchica - The Great Cantinera - will be writing guest posts at this site. Cantinera - if you haven't been paying attention - has shown up here from time to time in the form of quotes I have lifted from conversations with her. She's 24, from Lake Forrest in California (though now residing in London), libertarian, drugs scholar, frequent rock concert attendee, and probably the only person I know who can seamlessly weave descriptions of her boobies and Friedrich Hayek's Road to Surfdom into the same conversation. Here's a picture:
It's kinda hard to describe what she's like in person. Imagine a non-flakey version of the character Katie Holmes played in 'GO'. I don't have a clue what she's going to write about, or when, or how often, but anyone who describes The Daily Mirror as "something homeless people crap on in The Tube" and opines "My left butt cheek has more of an understanding than some Europeans I encounter" has got to be worth reading. Oh, one more thing: she loves praise. E-mail me some and I'll forward it to her. Let's
all say welcome to The Great Cantinera!
Wrap his carcass in pork and flush it down the sewer Arafish finally declared bucket-kicked. Perhaps any Arafat apologists out there could tell me one thing this thug ever achieved. He repeatedly refused offers to create a Palestinian state, he looted the coffers of his people and gave the world nothing other than decades of slaughter. Arafat was filth. His followers are filth. His western apologists are filth. Still, the slimy turd is dead now. We can comfort ourselves by knowing that Arafat achieved nothing. Arafat is dead. His dream of the extermination of Jews remains unfulfilled. Israel is still a liberal democracy with rule of law. The rest of the middle east is a totalitarian, Islamist sewer. Israel
lives. Yasser lies rotting in a wooden box. It's a good day.
Some of the folks at Islamic Sydney forums have let me in on a terrible secret: the US presidential election was rigged. How? The voting machines were controlled by Zionists!
Of course. It seems it's not only Americans who need to worry. The Illuminati controls the whole world using the media:
Scary
aint it?
Saturday should be fun. I'll be doing two bike tests: the Aprilia RSV-R and the Aprilia Tuono. The RSV-R certainly wins my styling preference, but the Tuono is the one I really want to ride, as it's pretty much a v-twin version of my bike. In other matters, does anyone have an old GSXR 750 or 1100 they'd like to sell me? I don't care how battered/ugly it is, so long as it is in at least near-registerable condition. I've
got a soft spot for late-80's, early-90's Suzuki sports bikes. They seem
to take an extraordinary amount of thrashing and just keep running. I'd
love to have a cheap old one just to play around with occassionally.
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