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9
October 2005
Two
wonderful anniversaries
It's
the 38th anniversary of the
death of commie scumbag Che Guevara.
And
it's the first anniversary of the
electoral obliteration of Mark Latham.
Mwahahahaha!
link
Thom
blows a fuse and signs off..................
Castro-loving
Greenie nutball Thom
Lyons has finally given up arguing with me, after one of the most
bizarre meltdowns I've ever witnessed.
After
arguing for weeks that Cuba had free elections and legal opposition parties,
Thom suddenly broke down and admitted he'd been lying, but that he'd really
known the truth all along, and had been telling lies about Cuba
because - get this - "I was enjoying making a fool out of you",
by....um.... finally admitting I was right. A great debating mind we have
here:
I
made an ass out of you, live with it moron. Your the blithering
idiot that thinks the commies are all around us. By the way I can get
you a weekend at Stalin's beach house near Havana if you like, Elvis
drops in there occassional;ly too.
[...]
Communism
died 15 years ago shit for brains. Your the biggest asshole
on the planet after Bush, Cheney and Howard. You didn't even prove
your point, I had to do it for you after playing you for a fool.
[...]
By
the way what would you know about free elections? Your fuhrer Howard
is trying to eliminate every class of persons from voting that would
vote for his
fascist lot.
Amusingly,
later on the same day, he suddenly changed his mind again and
decided Cuban elections were free and legitimate after all:
By
the way he was freely elected. the position he holds is just like Howard
holds. Its an election from a caucus and is just as valid as Howard.
But you know nothing about Cuba and their form of government so I'll
let that pass. But then again you pass a lot of shit don't you.
So,
after weeks of telling lies about Castro, then finally admitting I was
telling the truth, then later the same day saying it wasn't the
truth, poor Thom started screeching that I stop posting to his public
newsgroup:
Now
stop posting your commie crap on alt.politic.bush
Post
your coimmies dillusions someplace else. YOUR DONE HERE. Cross posting
is the sign of a fuckwit, stay out of this news group
Go
suck your own dick... whats that? too small? maybe the commies took
it?
your
done here pufter pig
PISS
OFF
DON't
POST HERE AGAIN
Your
an abusive moron with a mental problem.
piss
off you degenerate freak.
Don'T
post here again and stop lieing about communism you deranged moron.
After
this extended hissy-fit, Thom signed off with these words:
Your
lake a flatulant dog at a party
Heh.
This was the man chosen by The Greens to be an election candidate.
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3
October 2005
Aussie,
Aussie, Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!!!
Aussie
Suzuki rider Troy Corser has
won the World Superbike Championship.
This is probably the first time someone has gone nine years between world
titles. Congrats. Hopefully he can get a GP ride with Suzuki next year.
Congrats
too, to aussie Honda rider Chris Vermeulen, who will almost certainly
finish second in the championship. Word is that he will ride Troy Bayliss'
Camel Honda at the Australian MotoGP race in a couple of weeks.
link
It's
like watching a train wreck
Greens
election candidate Thom
Lyons' personality slowly uncurls, revealing his delusional, borderline-sociopathic
psyche to the world.
 Thom
is still raging on usenet,
apologising for Castro, refusing to believe that no opposition parties
exist in Cuba, and going so far as to state that 'Cuban Mafia' hidden
agendas lurk behind even the Encyclopedia Britannica's description of
Cuba as a one-party state.
Here
are some of his latest batch of stunners:
On
Saddam Hussein:
Iraq
had plenty of democracy but not the kind AWOL Bush wanted.
[...]
You
assholes lie that Saddam held power by force, yet the truth is that
he held power by the support of the 4 major clans whom he bribed with
oil money and stocks. The Trikrity Clan and Saddam were powerless without
their support. Now I certainly have a problem with buying votes but
that oil money is what support the clan welfare system.
On
Fidel as a legtimitately-elected head of state:
And
if he'se a dictator how come he can be thrown out at any time. I know
your an ignorant butthead so I'll educate you. Castro is just a figure
head anymore. he'se great at
speech making and not bad at diplomacy but he lost alot of power on
Feb. 24, 1976 when the new constitution was created and the National
Assembly of the People's Power took over. It is run by the Council of
States which has grass roots power.
[...]
The
499-member National Assembly of People's Power has all lawmaking power.
Members are elected every five years by local elections . The Assembly
elects a 31-member Council of State. If thats what you thinka dictatorship
is then you have a really strange idea of what one is.
Cuba
in many ways is more democratic than the USA but thats just a matter
of size that substance. Its easier for people who are pissed off to
be heard in a country of 11,270,000 than 285 million.
[...]
Its an unfortunate part of history that when a country goes so right
wing and the poverty
is so bad, an extreme swing to the left occurs and is necessary to drag
the people out of the depths of hell. Soviet Russian, Cina, Cuba are
all examples of this.
[...]
unlike
Howard and Bush at least he had the balls to actually put a rifle in
his hand and fought for his country. That I respect.
When
asked why he lied about exile opposition parties being allowed to participate
in Cuban elections:
why
don't you blow your own brains out?
On
Castro crushing all political dissent:
who
cares, the people don't, they have better lives, thats why they won't
revolt. Living under the right wing was pure hell.
On
his opposition to the Cuban people having free elections:
and
why would they want to loose their freedom and give Cuba back to the
multi-nationals? Why would a Cuban want to give up his land and work
for 20 cents a day for United Fruit on the same land? How many times
does his land have to be stolen before he reliazes just how evil the
right wing is?
Here's
his compassionate reaction to Castro's jailing of independent librarians:
Assault
librarians, what a danger to national security.
When
told that no legal opposition parties are allowed in Cuba, Thom displays
his awesome powers of logic:
If
they aren't allowed then how can they exist?
And
last of all, he claims that Christian political prisoner Dr.
Oscar Biscet got thrown in prison because he is a CIA Miami
Mafia Buddhist agent. No, I'm not making this up. Thom knows
this because a Vietnamese priest told him so. Not only
that, but it was the Catholic church, not Castro, who wanted
him jailed.
Oh,
and he also claimed North Korea isn't a communist society, but the Vatican
is.
It
just isn't possible to parody these nuts anymore.
link
An
old friend and a new acquaintance
Tested
a couple of used motorbikes a few days ago.
First
up, a Suzuki TLS (they didn't have a TLR). It was a red one with a set
of Yoshimura stainless exhausts, which sounded dissappointingly tinny.
It also didn't have a steering damper fitted (suzuki retrofitted them
as part of a mass TLR recall in 1998).
 The
riding position is very head-down, bum-up, but not excessively so. The
engine is a beauty, with a ton of that magic v-twin stomp.
The
bike I borrowed had a problem with "grabby" front brakes so
I couldn't push it that hard. Still, I did gain some idea about the machine.
It has a stiffer chassis than the Honda VTR, and a smoother gearbox.
The
front end felt vague, and I can see how stability would be an issue on
rough roads or at high speeds, though I had no such problems myself. I
wouldn't feel comfortable blasting this machine through a series of fast
corners as it feels a little too tightly wound for comfort. It really
needs to be mahandled to get it around a corner, and that's just not good
enough, even for 1997.
Pity
though, coz the engine is brilliant.
Then
I revisited an old favourite for the first time in a long while: the Honda
VTR1000.
 My
god, what a wonderful motorcycle. I'd forgotten just how much I love riding
these things.
The
sporty but very comfy ergonomics are a perfect balance between touring
comfort and sport-riding.
The
handling is very light, the bike very chuckable, and the suspension soaks
up the bumps of Australia's crappy roads.
The
engine had more punch than I remembered too, with that delicious magic
mid-range stomp. It gave little away to the TLS in this regard, remarkable
when you consider I was riding a stock-standard model with the factory
restrictive exhausts.
And
that beautiful engine note - the delicious rumbling v-twin growl that
grows with the revs. Absolutely wonderful. And this was with the quiet-as-a-mouse
standard exhausts. I can't wait to stick a set of Staintune exhausts on
one, though it would probably kill wildlife at a thousand yards.
Of
course, the gearbox is still crude, the suspension needs a little work,
and the fuel consumption is appalling, but this is still simply one of
the greatest roadbikes ever made.
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Yeeeurrrch
Pay
TV brought back unhappy memories last night. Legends of the Fall
was playing.
Jesus,
what a monumental turdsack of monkeyshit. Anyone who likes this movie
should be beaten up.
Brad
Pitt wanders around looking constipated. Anthony Hopkins looks like he's
emerging from a crack bender. Julia Ormond is a weepy slut who spends
the whole movie wishing she was married to the constipated guy. And some
old Mohican called Stabby The Clown wanders around mumbling nonsensical
narration: "Tristan was like a stone that fell into the water and
saw the spirits", etc.
If
someone gives you the DVD of this, use it as a coaster.
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Sorry,
I don't get it
Speaking
of movies, I also finally watched Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Practically
everyone on earth, including friends of mine whose taste I completely
respect, wet themselves over how great this film was.
I
thought it was crap. A typical Charlie Kaufman effort: lots of weirdness,
mixed-up time scales, incoherent jump-cut editing, oddball cinematography
and some funny lines.
For
me, it was style over substance. I haven't seen such a visually aggravating
movie since "Moulin Rouge" (though this movie was nowhere near
as bad as that piece of shit).
The
film had some sweet moments, some funny lines, the cast was good, but
the self-conscious art-film wanking annoyed the hell out of me.
I
can understand why so many people liked this movie, it's just that I can't.
link
A
guest poster
Helena
Handbasket (formerly a contributor to Sashacastel.com) will be writing
the odd guest post on this site from now on, so keep your eyes peeled.
link
30
September 2005
Charming
Thom
Remember
Thom Lyons,
the demented, conspirazoid, Castro-loving Greens candidate I talked about
last week?
Well,
he's still raging at me on usenet,
only he's now moved on to slandering Jewish refugees from Hitler:
perhaps
if they stayed and fought the guy all the horrors would not have happened.
men with guts take up arms against fascist governments rather than running.
Nice
people, these Greens.
Thom
has had lots of other stuff to say too, so for your entertainment, here's
another collection of Thom-isms (and again, all the spelling mistakes
are his):
On
the 9/11 Pentagon attack:
It
is fair and accurate to say that questions are being asked as well as
theories being put on the table about a cruise missile from who knows
where hit the building. Theres a couple of possibilities that would
embarrass the government, one is that it was an American missile fired
by the government, another is that its an American missile hyjacked
by terrorists and a third is that terrorists launched a missile from
out at sea some place, all of which embarrass the government.
...and
more on 9/11...
why
won't the government admit that an F-15 shot down the 4th airliner over
PA?
Witness
on the ground saw it and by the time the plane reached the graound all
the fuel was burned off in the air and no fires on the ground. I don't
have a problem with it being shot down why do you?
[...]
911
never would have happened under Gore simply because 911 was payback
for the murder of both Mohamad and Salem Bin Laden by the Bush Crime
Family.
Back
to Cuba. Thom claims they have free and fair elections and that opposition
parties are legal in Cuba. I gave him a list of references, including
Encyclopedia Britannica, showing
him that Cuba is a one-party state, and reminded him of it over and over
again. Here are some of his intelligent counter-arguments to this exact
point:
I'm
not a right winger. Your whole life is a lie. Prove to us all the crap
you've been spewing is the truth.
And
you hate Cuba so much but gee, the Cubans did a magnificant job evacualting
people from the strom and Bush? Why bother, they're only economy class!
I
don't have to prove anything to a fascist, if god told you you wouldn't
believe it till your fuhrer said it was OK to believe.
I'm
still waiting for you to back up your fascist lies that you made first.
Wheres all the commies running around Cuba?
So
you refuse to look at what I posted [Thom hadn't
actually posted a single source to back up his claims]. Your
as bad as one of those Jehadist fuckwits.
In
reference to the Encyclopedia Britannica:
any moron can put up a website... like you forinstance. Give me real
proof from real publicans with stature. [...] The whole internet is
a mindless blog. By the way check the dates on those so called encylopedia
sites. Most of them are ages old. They just scanned in the books without
revision.
More
of your lies but your a rightr winger and ;lieing is your whole life
isn't it. Most oif the people of Cuba love Castro. They remember what
life was like under the right wing.... poverty!!!
your
just an ignorant old coward and know nothing about Cuba. You believe
anything some anti-communist asshole says and have no thoughts of your
own.
Like
I care about your stupidity
Like
I care what you think.
And how would you know, you've never been out of Queensland.
More
fascist propaganda. Communism died 15 years ago. Even the Catholic church
is back (a step backwards of course).
I
don't apologize to your low life type for anything except not killing
you at birth. I'll say sorry when Howard does. Hope you hold your breath!
Sorry
not a right winger, I don't lie. Isn't it time for your goose stepping
lessons? I hear the Bring back batista fan club is having a dance and
the goose step is popular.
Thats
your fantasy. Sober up LDP moron. Communism is all gone. Sorry you have
no one to fight anymore... or is that why the right wing is fighting
the right wing now? Your death worshiping cult just has to have a war.
Your
propaganda is great. Dr G is proud of you. You know nothing about Cuba,
your a fuckwit with no thoughts of your own. But thats what a right
winger is 24 hours a day.
By
the way I hear you have a seance with Ronny Reagan tonight. Say hello
to him for me. By the way can you hear what he says over the roar of
the flames in hell?
Great
intellects they have in The Greens,
no?
Here's
Thom and his awesome knowledge of economics:
And
do you really believe market forces set prices? How foolish you are.
Where is there demand for $4 gas? yet its all over. There is a demand
for $1 gas but you see none of it do you. Capitalism is the ultimate
example of price fixing and corruption. Its as bad as the old communist
system.
Greed
and capitalism are the same as the power hungry hungry communism. There
is not difference between them.
I have no demand for a $2 gallon of gas but I do have demand for a 50
cent gallon, BUT the free market doesn't seemed to be reacting to my
supply and demand.
Cuba
has a free market economy
Capitalism
and communism basically relay on the same economic model but capitalism
is more efficient, it uses money and internial controls like guilt and
organized religion to do what the Soviet Union had to use military force
to accomplish.
Socialism
is the syetem of choice is the most prosperous countries.
Back
to more Castro-lovin':
Castro
and the socvialist have provided a far higher standard of living than
Batista and the mafia. Thats why they love him.
Cuban
exiles are criminals, the broke the laws of two countries. And when
they get to Florida they will break other laws to get what they want.
Why do you love criminals? Oh I forgot your a right winger and any dirty
thing for a dollar is OK with your lot.
Jackboot
Johnny is no better than Castro. Gun control, lies about WMD and children
overboard and now his Nuremberg laws.
who
cares if he'se a dictator. he'se far better than what Bush wants for
Cuba. The people are far better off than they were under Batista and
the Mafia.
Your
crazy head up the ass of the cold war side of things also say theres
only one legal party in Viet Nam too yet theres at least 9 parties.
The old party of Ho has over 90% of the seats.... gee just like Castro,,,
would be because the people know their lives
are better now than with the previous right wing dictators would it?
Heres
the facts Jack. Cuba is far better off than any of the islands around
it. people who flee Cuba and come to Florida are criminals and have
no place in America. The 40 million Americans who have no health care
would love to have Cuban care.
And
here he is on the libertarian Liberal
Democratic Party, who I tend to vote for (amusingly, Thom occasionally
confuses them with the Democratic Labor
Party):
is
that the Linux Documentation Project or that fuckwit loony party that's
the libertarians in disguise? Your the buttheads that want it all but
don't want to pay taxes. I'll bet your a coward and never served in
the military either. Your typical of people like Bush and Howard who
dine at the table of freedom and get up and leave without paying the
bill. Freedom and responsibility go hand in hand an I know you guys
hate responsibility.
you
are a LDP liar but thats a skill you have to have to get into the party
isn't it. Now we know why you loved Batista and the companies that worked
Cubans into an early grave for pennies a day.
Grow
up fuckwit and leave the DLP. P stands for coward pussies by the way,
the L stands for liars and the D for dumbass. Your 19th century view
of life is duely noted
No
its not nor is public property which your assholes hate. You seem to
think any one thats not a corporation has no rights. SIG HEIL!
And
just think: this towering intellect was endorsed by The
Greens as an election candidate.
link
"PATRIOTISM
AND NECROPHILIA ON PORNO PLANET"
Yes,
it's the latest collection of Richard
Neville non-sequiters.
He
gives advice on what we should do with coalition servicemen:
Bring
the troops back home.
Treat their incipient psychopathology.
Kinda
what you expect from the swamphead who lists whatreallyhappened.com and
antiwar.com as information sources.
I
think he and Thom Lyons should sleep together.
link
27
September 2005
How
to stink like Che Guevara
Commie-tyrant-loving
musician Carlos Santana has come out with his
own perfumes.
I
hope someone pours a bottle of it down his slimy throat.
link
The
Incredibles - a review
I'll
keep this concise.
Best
animated movie ever made, and by a very wide margin.
Sharp,
funny and more exciting than most action movies. Even the other animated
movies I've liked have had drag-ass moments, or some bloody song. Not
this one. I was actually sorry when it ended.
Astonishing
animation which is remarkably atmospheric. The villain's tropical island
stronghold was like the best James Bond movies meets The Island of
Dr Moreau.
Oh,
the DVD contains Jack Jack Attack, probably the funniest short
film / DVD extra ever created.
Watch
it. Now.
link
Hurricane
Baloney
Good
article from the BBC (of all places) about hurricane/global warming
hysteria.
link
More
v-twin hunting
Another
bike I'm considering for my 2nd-hand v-twin purchase is the Suzuki
TLR, preferably in black:
Thing
is though, TLRs fetch a high price on the used market, despite not being
a hugely popular model before being axed in 2002. Guess the people who
bought them want to hold onto them. You can pay ten grand even for a '98
model in good nick, and black ones are nearly impossible to find. In fact,
I did not find a single used black model in the trading post, motorcycle
trader, bikepoint or ebay.
Not
sure it's really worth it when you can buy a brand new Honda VTR for $13,995
ride-away, but I'm gonna keep a lookout anyway.
link
"Let's
all go to the Island, let's all go to the Isle......."
I'll
be riding to Phillip Island
on Thursday October 12 to watch this year's MotoGP
event.
If
anyone reading this wants to join me on the ride down, write to me at
tex <at> whackingday.com.
I
may do it in one day via Cooma, Bombala, Cann River, Orbost, Breuthen,
Bairnsdale, Sale, Traralgon, Morwell, Inverloch & Wonthaggi, or.....
I
may make it a two-day trip via the Snowys, stopping overnight at Khancoban.
If
anyone reading this actually has accommodation at Phillip Island and would
like to split the cost with me, please let me know.
If
you're going for the first time, and want to buy a grandstand seat, make
it the 'Siberia' stand - best view of the circuit.
link
21
September 2005
Quote
of the day
Read
less....more TV
-
Dr. House
link
Is
this the world's dullest person?
Gore
Vidal: writer, commentator and a peerless cure for insomnia.
link
Brief
food note
I've
become addicted to Connoisseur
Yoghurt. Dessert of the gods I tell you.
link
Brief
wine note
Actually
found a quite nice cask wine. Lindeman's
'fresh dry white'. Twelve bucks for four litres of vino that goes
well with anything.
Not
bad for the budget end of squashed grape.
link
19
September 2005
Hitchens vs. The Creep
Hitchens
gives fascist politician George Galloway a mighty
beating:
What
I should have done, I now realise, is to say that George Galloway knows
all about slime because he's so far inside the posterior passage of
a murderous dictator that one can barely glimpse his Gucci buckles.
Classic.
link
Thom
Lyons - greenie, politician, communist, crackpot
Spent
a lot of time last week arguing with some lunatics on Usenet.
One
fellow in particular was very upset with my evil views on Castro.
It
turns out this particular idiot was an election candidate for The Greens,
Thom
Lyons.
If
you've ever doubted that The Greens are stark, raving lunatics, let me
supply you with a collection of this charming gentleman's views (all the
spelling mistakes are his):
The
people there vote 92% for Castro's lot because they like him and remember
what life was like under Batista and the mafia.
Cuba
holds free elections.
He
made a list of supposedly legal political parties in Cuba:
Cuban
Liberal Movement (Movimiento Liberal Cubano)
Christian Democratic Party of Cuba (Partido Demócrata Cristiano
de Cuba)
Cuban Socialist Democratic Current (Corriente Socialista Democratica
Cubana)
Democratic Social-Revolutionary Party of Cuba (Partido Social-Revolucionario
Democrático de Cuba)
Democratic Solidarity Party (Partido Solidaridad Democratica)
Liberal Democratic Party (Partido Liberal Democratico)
ocial Democratic Co-ordination of Cuba (Coordinadora Social Demócrata
de Cuba)
I
told poor Thom that these are all illegal exile parties. He was
not happy to hear it, and despite dozens of requests failed to back up
his claim that legal opposition parties exist in Cuba. He did whine a
lot about "cold war propaganda" though.
Capitalism
and democracy are rarely compatable. Capitalism is a dictatorial economic
system not a democratic one.
Thom Lyons - Greens candidate in the 2002 Victorian state elections
& certifiable nutcase
|
He
also has ironclad proof that there are no politcal prisoners in Cuba:
One
friend of mine went 11 months ago with a group to photograph the steam
trains they have there. Funny he didn't see any gulogs etc etc. he could
go anywhere he wanted.
When
asked about Cuban refugees seeking asylum in the USA, he had this to say:
Free
to deal drugs you mean? If they would stay home and fight Castro there
wouldn't be a problem would there. By letting all these clowns
in we only keep Castro in power.
[...]
To
be drug pushers and maids.
Lovely.
Here's more on the wonderful, free Cuban electoral system:
Read
my lips, CUBA has elections in fact voting is manditory. And unlike
Florida your not crossed off the rolls for BS reasons. If you want crooked
elections just look at ours.
[...]
under
their system they have preselection at the common level. The villagers
get together and say 7 people put their hands up for preselection. I'd
say thats a choice. Or are you trying to tell us Moscow decides who
runs?
He
also has some interesting ideas about certain historical figures:
excuse
me but who is this Guevara of whom you speak? Or are you refering to
the mythical Che Guevara? No such person ever existed.
Mhhmm...hmmmm.
Here he is when told Americans are wealthier than Cubans:
The
average American is just making ends meet and is deeply in debt. Even
the average dubass Yuppie has an average of $5000 on their credit cards
and the banks love it.
Here's
more on The Great Leader:
And
why should Fidel step down? If he keeps getting elected why should he.
Unlike America where we don't elect our president he at least has some
legitimacy.
Here's
his response to my statement that prices are set by supply and demand:
No
they are not
Deep.
Here he is on the wonderful consumer choice Cubans enjoy:
The
Cubans don't have credit card debt, they buy when they can affortd unlike
the spoiled selfish yuppies who just gotta have it now or they're just
guanna die!
Oh,
and here's what he thinks about the ideology which killed 100 million
people in the 20th century:
Communism
can be quite good.
Coz
he says, you know, Stalin wasn't a communist. His example of good communism?
Ancient Egypt. You know, the one with slave labour.
Nice
guy, this greenie. Here's some commentary on John Howard:
Howard
the Coward depends on the USA to keep Indonesia from invading. He doesn't
want the Australian people to be armed like the Swiss because that same
people's army could turn on him.
Here's
some wonderful economic policy:
get
the government to do its job and make the fruit affordable again.
When
asked how the government should do this, he had no answer.
And
here's something from bizzaroland:
When
Kennette started to stealk the people's property and sell them off he
also sold off rain fall.
Yes,
this man believes Jeff Kennet charged people for rainfall.
I've
left the best for last though. You see Thom - the man chosen by those
friendly, rational greenies to be a candidate in the Victorian elections
- is a 9/11 conspirazoid:
the
issue of what hit the Pentagon is still up for grabs.
When
I told him it was an airplane, he responded:
which
went where afterwards? Where were all the bodies, where are the engines?
All the engines at the WTC survived. The tail was taller than the building,
what happened to it. Why did NO ONE see the plane and just the explosion?
Ahh,
the Greens. Those "voice of the people" folks who want to save
the planet. The party of Bob Brown.
The party of Kerry
Nettle.
And
the party of this raving fucking fruit-loop, Thom Lyons.
He should fit right
in.
Comforting
to know that thousands of Australians vote for these freaks, isn't it?
link
More on Manboobs
Tim
Blair has been giving
great coverage
of Labor-Loser-Superspazz-Mental-Patient
Mark Latham and the release of his hissy-fit diaries.
Here's
a picture of The Great Man so many saw as the future of the nation:
How
the hell did anybody think this chickenshit blubbering bipolar
suckhead weasel lunatic was Prime Minister material?
Bloody
frightening. Can you imagine this fucking psycho leading the
country?
link
NZ
Commiserations
to all non-lefty Kiwis, who have to live with the appalling fem-cow Helen
Clark for another three years.
Poor
bastards.
link
Ice cream for Allah
More
Islamic
lunacy.
link
Browneyed
Palestine
The
Exploding Loon Death Cult known as "Palestinians" have created
a rather....er.... interesting
mural.
link
11
September 2005
Dick
Loves Hugo
Richard
Neville
is linking Hurricane Katrina to income disparity:
Farewell
Katrina, next time will it be your big sister? How strange it took a
hurricane to blow away the emperor’s clothes, when Bush has always
posed naked. Power corrupts not only rulers, but those who serve in
the shadow of power, like media types, rattled by Katrina’s fury,
spinning in the wind, and ashamed of their spinning. Finally, they are
making up for lost words.
Can we make up for lost souls? Will we start to see what else has been
happening in front our eyes for the last 20 years? Now that the most
affluent 1% of the US population holds more wealth that the entire bottom
90% combined, why are we surprised to find Bangladesh in the backyard?
Now that the top 500 CEO’s make more over morning tea than their
employees earn in a year, we enter the realm of a United States of Somalia.
The
solution? Let's all follow the wonderful Hugo Chavez!
Hugo
Chavez had warned a vast audience at the “Festival of Youth and
Students” in Caracas, that the choice ahead for the world was
stark - a future of barbarism or a bottom up re-invention of socialism,
owing to the “urgent need to save life on the planet” (as
well as his own life). Chavez told delegates from over 100 nations that
they were confronted with the “most cruel, aggressive and hypocritical
empire in history”, and he urged young people to be “revolutionaries
and work for change”, to show “it is possible for the human
race to teardown an empire”. Which is probably why Bush wants
to tear down Chavez.
Nothing is more threatening to fossilized privilege and power than the
surge of a new generation towards higher goals and ideals. A recognition
that Realpolitik is the Devil’s toy boy. Beware those who claim
the knack for initiating an ideas revolution has gone with the wind.
What it takes is a thirst for change, a revival of idealism, a willingness
to confront the status quo … and some hot music . It’s in
the wind.
Great.
Let's have communism save the world, Dicky. Because we've seen how wonderfully
it's worked in the past.
These
bloody sociopathic socialists never change. The millions who have died
and the cultures destroyed on their altar of ideological correctness has
no impact on these dirty fucking bastards.
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Silent
Running
Silent
Running has been killed to due incompetence by their hosting company.
In
the meantime, Tom Paine is blogging here.
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7
September 2005
Even
lunatics can program HTML
And
Dan Christensen
is the proof.
Dan,
you see, is an unabashed fan of & apologist for Fidel Castro's mass-murdering
totalitarian regime.
Just
check out how he believes Cuba is more
democratic that the USA (no really).
First,
judging by the election results, the Cuban people fully support their
own unique form of representative democracy which can be seen to be
free of the influence of money and party politics.
[...]
compared to most democratic countries, there is a wider choice of candidates
in the Cuban electoral system, since there is no pre-selection process
based on the ability to raise large sums of money for a nomination or
election campaign.
[...]
In
Cuba, every citizen, regardless of their economic circumstances, has
the equal right and opportunity to win public office. Candidates are
nominated not by any political party or elite political action committees,
but by the people themselves in open public meetings in each neighbourhood,
or by their democratically elected representatives who themselves were
nominated in this way. And it costs nothing to win public office, even
at the highest level.
Yes,
vermin like this actually exist. Charming people, these communists.
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me
wanntttsssssss.....
I'm
hunting around for a 2nd-hand Honda
VTR1000. I think I've found a gem locally....
1997
model in the yummy silver they haven't made for ages. Low kms, high-rise
Jardine exhausts, fender eliminator, aftermarket turn signals, polished
rims and (apparently) a full service history. It's priced
a little high by the local seller, but I think I can negotiate it down
by a grand.
If
there's some crazy millionaire out there who'd like to buy me this bike,
please write.
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5
September 2005
More
fun correspondence
Zev
Sero sent me four e-mails today, accusing me of anti-semitism for
criticising
a grotesque religious ritual:
Fuck
off, you fucking antisemitic fuck.
And
I mean that in the nicest possible way, just as I'm sure you meant
what you wrote. Nothing personal, eh?
Now,
if you'd like to discuss this soberly, and without insults, my door
is open. But if you're declaring war on my people, then I won't sit
back
and do nothing.
The
real question is, do I delink you from http://neowarmonger.blospot.com
just to make a point of principle that nobody will ever notice, or do
I
leave you up there, because most of that you write is fairly sensible?
Gotta think about that one.
...and
on and on they went.
No
apology will be forthcoming, as I have a problem with a ritual where an
adult male sucks the dick of a bleeding infant and gives
that infant herpes.
Zev
argued that:
1-
the fellatio n' herpes ritual is a central part of the Jewish faith for
which Jews have given their lives for thousands of years and continue
to practice under the oppression of Antiochus, Hadrian, Stalin, Hitler,
etc.
2-
the risk of infection is very small
3-
why don't I criticise catholic mass, which is about cannibalism?
4-
freedom of religious practice should not be regulated by the state
My
counter-arguments, briefly, are;
1-
Lots of people manage to have their children circumcised without fellatio
& the risk of disease. Are these people anti-semite fucks
too?
As
for tradition, why not tolerate female genital mutilation? It is a central
part of certain African cultures. Does calling that an obscene practice
make me racist?
The
we've been doing it for ages argument is worthless. An obscene
practice is still obscene, no matter how old it is. Killing homosexuals
and witches used to be all the rage for 'real' Christians too.
After
all, lots of people think the Old Testament advocates the killing of homosexuals,
adulterers and prostitutes. Normal humans have moved on.
2-
Low risk? How about not exposing a fucking baby to any
unecessary risk of disease? Normal circumcision works just fine for many
people. Doesn't Jewish law require the avoidance of any health risk to
the baby?
3-
If Mass involved sucking the dicks of infants and the risk of disease,
I'd give it the same criticism.
4-
I'm all for non-intervention by the state, but I'm all for protecting
infants from being fellated by herpes-infected adults. If you wanna wait
till the kid is 18, then it's none of anyone's business, herpes or not.
Anti-semite?
No. I just don't like the idea of a guy sucking a baby's cock,
much less when the sucker has herpes. If he tried it on a five-year-old,
he'd be in prison.
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2
September 2005
I'm
a lucky, lucky man
I've
had the honour of corresponding with Mrs. Suha Arafat!
I
got this e-mail out of the blue:
Dear
Intending partner
This
mail may not be surprising to you if you have been following current
events in the international media with reference to the Middle East
and Palestine in particular.
I
am Mrs. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader
who died recently in Paris.
Since
his death and even prior to the announcement, I have been thrown into
a state of antagonism,confusion,humiliation, frustration and hopelessness
by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization
and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical and
psychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost
confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.
You
must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery
of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the
allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my
name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine
Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government
so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not
relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As you know, the
Moslem community has no regards for woman, hence my desire for a foreign
assistance. You can visit the BBC news broadcast below for better understanding
of what I am talking about;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3479937.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3995769.stm
I
have deposited the sum of 20 million dollars with a security firm abroad
whose name is withheld for now until we open communication. I shall
be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for
safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement is known
to you and my personal Attorney.He might be dealing with you directly
for security reasons as the case may be.
In
view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits,
we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of the $20,000,000
that will be kept in your position for a while and invested in your
name for my trust pending when my Daughter, Zahwa, will come off age
and take full responsibility of her Family Estate/inheritance.
Please
note that this is a golden opportunity that comes once in life time
and more so, if you are honest, I am going to entrust more funds in
your care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children.
In
case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international
media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence
I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith. Please
expedite action.
Yours
sincerely,
Mrs Suha Arafa
REPLY
EMAIL TO suhaarafat74@netscape.net
Being
a chivalrous kinda guy, I responded:
Suha
you hook-nose cunt! Great to hear from ya!
Sorry
to hear about Yasser. All that unprotected anal sex with the lads in
Gaza must have taken its toll at last.
Anyway,
send your phone number and I'll give you a ring (God Willing).
Yours
in Allah,
Tex.
I
guess Suha liked my informal tone, coz she wrote back to me:
Dear
Tex
Thanks
your for your prompt response to my mail and your willingness to assist
me. I am sending you this mail with maximum secrecy and believing that
you will understand my present situation. Contact my family lawyer who
is based in London for the details of this transaction, he has my husband
will and even the documents of all our assets .I called him after reading
your mail and his secretary send me this information's for me to give
you so that you can reach him.
Barrister
Geoffrey Bell
(Solicitor & Advocate)
Office Tel/Fax: 442079002798
Cell Phone: 44 704 012 2138,44 704 01 2 2207
E-mail;geoffbelllaw@msn.com
Please all I need from you is to always update me with the development
of things in this transaction because of my condition I will not be
communicating with you always for security reason. Please try and work
co-operatively with the lawyer .I want you treat and take me like your
own sister and please don't take advantage of my condiction.Always keep
the transaction confidential, this transaction is only know by me ,
my lawyer and you .Please contact the lawyer by sending him your full
details and also copy me so that I will know more about your and your
family.The lawyer said that you will be given 30% of the total money
for your assistance,10% will be used for all expenses and 60% is for
me and the lawyer.
Contact
the lawyer with the above information.
PLZ
WHEN YOU CONTACT THE BARRISTER ,PLZ LET ME KNOW,
THANKS STAY BLESS
WAITING
FOR YOUR REPLY//////
Best
regards
Mrs. Suha Arafat
I
responded immediately:
Dear
Suha,
I
spoke to Geoffrey Bell. I understand he is setting up a farm-property
development scheme in Paris where men can legally have sex with their
donkeys before onselling them as tax-deductible livestock. Naturally
I am very excited by this, as I have been persecuted by fundamentalist
muslims and government agencies everywhere for my romantic abnormalities.
Do
you think you would be interested in setting up a joint-equity account
for ManDonkey Farms? That would effectively launder your money for you
whilst allowing me to live out my dreams.
I
am willing to send my savings account into this joint fund immediately,
$81,223.54 Australian dollars.
How
is the weather in Paris anyway? I am so exicted at the prospect of entering
into a business relationship with you!
Please
have yourself or Geoff call me immediately on +61
(02) 8354 - 1711 and ask for "Mr Donkey".
Yours
in donkey-love,
Tex
Let's
see if she gets back to me. Nice lady.
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The
smelly, ugly people get some wires crossed
Vigilant
TV has some photos of the 'anti-globalisation' protests in Sydney.
Of
course, like all lefty nutball rallies, they seem a little confused as
to exactly what they're protesting about. Here's some dork waving
Palestinians flags, someone whinging about voluntary
student unionism, something about communism
in Venezuela, something about short
Spaniards and Bob Geldof, and an awful lot of people who haven't seen
a bathtub in a long time.
The
most baffling image of the day however, is this
one:
Justice
for TJ Hickey
- an aboriginal delinquent who died after crashing his bicycle. This was
of course, somehow the police's fault.
Hollingsworth
- err, our former Governor-General? (What the fuck?)
Reynolds
- Burt Reynolds? Henry
Reynolds? Glenn Reynolds? Debbie
Reynolds?
Somebody's
obviously up to his eyebrows in pharmaceutical refreshment.
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30
August 2005
(Jim)
Beam me up Scotty!
Scott
Wickstein has returned to blogging as The
Unoriginal Prankster.
I
think he's even sober most of the time.
(Scott,
remind me to send you the photoshopped image I made of you, holding your
own decapitated head on top of a beer glass outside of the pub in Hahndorf.
It'll make a great icon)
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What
the fuck?
Christopher
Hitchens proves that Islam and the "intelligent design" crowd
don't have a duopoly on religious
lunatics.
Yeeeurch.
These disgusting bastards belong in prison.
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Viva
La Revolution!!
20,000
people were expected to show up in Sydney today for the day-of-rage protest
against the Steve Forbes CEO conference at the Opera House.
1400
showed up.
The
proleteriat is rising!
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Ms.
Cunty Guevara suddenly believes in property rights
Commie
slut Aleida Guevara doesn't want nice Che's image used without
the family's authorisation.
Haha.
Here's a nice t-shirt for you, slag...
Or
how about some Che Breakfast
Cereal?
So,
who's the homo?
That
grumpy prick Tony Taylor won't tell us who
the Aussie "icon" celebrity homo is.
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29
August 2005
My
favourite ex-marxist
Christopher
Hitchens - in never-better form - defends
the Iraq war.
Brilliant.
Read it all.
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New
Dick
Richard
Neville is back with a new word-jumble generator titled "Retreat
Australia Fair".
The
war on terror is over and we lost.
Well,
at least it's shorter than his other efforts.
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A
picture for my biggest English fan
Here's
something for "Annie"
Taylor, who wrote to me a few days ago.....
Here's
a truly Great Briton:
Margaret
Thatcher, British Prime Minister (1979-1990)
Scourge
of filthy European commie swine, destroyer of British leftism, crusher
of South American military juntas.
One
of the moral giants of the 20th century. Doesn't she make you feel proud
to be british, Annie?
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