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Whacking Archive 27-5-03 One of the correspondents in this month's Stalin Lives! magazine is calling for the destruction of Israel. Nice
people these marxists.
This
weeks --- they're fellating Fidel again
Well good thing he's self critical, because criticism done by others tends to end unhappily. Oddly enough, what's good enough for those unappreciative swim-to-Florida niggers in Cuba doesn't seem to sit too well with our socialist bretheren here at home, even in the mildest of imitations. Then again, leftists generally ask others to pay the price for their ideological comforts. --- You can sign their pro-Castro petition. Woo!! --- A review of Matrix 2 so pathetic only a commie loser could write it. Check this out:
You get the impression this guy needs to get laid? --- some loser poetry. Let me summarise: Big Marxist book,
Never
mind. Everyone will blame the evil Israelis, and you guys can get back
to your national sport: homicide bombings.
Richard Neville - less a writer than a flesh-covered mound of swirling madness - is back with his latest essay: Murdering The Matrix, marketing missiles, marrying machines
mmmkayyyyy: b-movies as metaphor for the Zionist War Machine.
This (as with Phillip Adams) is Neville's favourite contemporary bogeyman: the evils of virtual reality. Neville's been waffling for years that we'll all dissolve into a virtual porno-coca-cola commercial and there won't be anyone left to make love to trees. On and on he's blathered, looking for his portents of doom.
Oh, here we go.
The human-run publicity machine. oops.
You mean, some sequels suck? The end is nigh!!!
Yeah. Richard once claimed on TV that H.R. Geiger's Alien design was a "penis with teeth", in some kind of evil corporate metaphor for AIDS. Or something. Oh, and then there was his breathless revelation that the commercial failure of the lousy Dan Akroyd comedy Coneheads was the results of a conspiracy against immigrants. I am not making this up.
This is beyond parody.
In case you hadn't noticed, Neville has a serious hard-on for the EU. The next three paragraphs are an amusing, deranged rant, having something to do with AI, potatos, and evolutionary theory.
Flesh and machines merge. He has no examples of this of course, but it must be true because he saw it in a movie.
Not just
them, nut-boy. You're off your fuckin' rocker, you know that? Hearing stories like this just makes you feel horrible that we violated Iraq's sovereignty:
...and
this is one of the nicer ones. ...hello creepy EU constitution. The
Guardian is - of course - outraged
by the skepticism directed towards the glorious collectivist future the
EU promises. 26-5-03 There's something disturbing about this. Here's another article on it. Thanks
to Carol B. for the link.
The best
idea I've heard in ages. I swear,
my spam has doubled in the last few weeks, and I'm getting maybe 4-5 times
more than I was a year ago across all my e-mail accounts. Are most other
people experiencing this? Martin Jacques in The Guardian mounts this grotesque defence of "sovereignty". And who's sovereignty does he defend? Why, Saddam and Mugabe's of course. The position Jacques takes is the worst kind of patronising, juvenile, racist cultural relativism: that human rights and democracy are western, colonial, chauvanistic notions, which should not be imposed upon the noble cultures of the past.
What's that then - human beings?
Dammit,
that's what our favourite thugs Mugabe and Mahatir have been telling us
all along. If only we had listened.
Perry
De Havilland dissects this ludicrous ideology in a masterful fashion.
If you're interested in LIbertarian issues, give it a read.
Go to
the Aus Libertarian
forum, and read the "...and Norway?" thread. The ALS
dinners are a lot like this actually: steak, beer and arguing for
bloody hours. Kinda fun really. Gareth
Parker has a good post on
the screeching hypocrisy of a Labor Hollingworth critic. He also points
to and comments on a letter at Slatt's
place, from an ex-Labor worker discussing the appalling Queensland
Premier Peter Beattie's rather curious lack of effort in comdemning infamous
Labor child-rapist Keith Wright. Grabbed myself a bunch of DVDs recently........... Bourne Identity
Personally, I'm a sucker for this sort of spy/action/conspiracy flick. Guns, European cities, car chases and babes. What more do you want? Resident Evil
Now don't get me wrong, I love a good B-movie, but this is an F. I've seen episodes of Sesame Street with more tension. And the sets could have been dragged in from old Dr. Who episodes. The film has one big plus: Milla Jovovich not wearing many clothes. Reign of Fire
And the dragons look great. Could have used more dragon-silhouette-against-the-sunset shots to create a real end-of-the-world feel, but otherwise, the top-notch production values and playing-it-like-drama direction make this nutty B-story a massively entertaining experience. And hey,
those dragons are bad motherfuckers..... 24-5-03 Tariq
Ali is back, and he's still
blaming the west for everything.
Thanks to Damian Penny for the heads-up on this:
Not that
this will stop Pilger, Fisk, Bob Brown and every other leftie scuzball
from peddling the same old lies. The
Blair Blog Project has finally
escaped blogspot. Over
at Sasha's site, I posted a report of what
I got up to last weekend in Sydney. Ya
gotta love tourists.
Vijay
Singh and Greg Norman can
now unshrivel their dicks. 22-5-03 Tom Paine over at Silent Running mounts a defence of Danny's Glover's right to free speech. I remarked (in the comments section below the post) that Glover hasn't had his rights infringed in the slightest. Tom also gives us a fine post about leftist apoplexy over the coming visit to Aus by President Bush.
Heh. Today's Guardian has a stunner of pure stupidity.
Martin Kettle opens by wringing his hands and asking three really deep questions:
May I take a stab at these, tovarich? 1- Forget the USA
and get on with your own life, you sad farts. Hmm, maybe not. Buying into the usual leftist delusion that earnings are somehow arbitrarily determined by some evil moneyed cabal, Martin comes up with a really bright idea: set a cap on executive salaries.
Great idea fartknuckle: watch companies and talented aspirational individuals leave your shores, investment plummet and lots of your precious minimum wage workers suddenly not earning a minimum wage anymore. This would be followed by an outbreak of non-consumption, a resulting collapse in businesses nationwide, even more unemployment, a crippling welfare bill, an obliterated private sector, and pretty much no way of digging yourself out of your nice little ideologically-correct shit pit. Then
you can be free to enjoy economic equality - Pyongyang style. 21-5-03 The one we've all been waiting for. My Blog Awards. They are mercifully brief. Best
solo blog: Damian Penny Best blog overall: Samizdata Thank
you for watching. The award winners may leave their brown envelopes at
the door. Movies you probably haven't seen but should Aguirre: wrath of God
Ghosts of the Civil Dead
The Hot Spot
Movies everyone reading this probably hated but which I liked The Thin
Red Line Critically acclaimed movies which made me go "huh?" The
Wonder Boys - still liked it, but fuck knows what it was supposed
to be about. Movie crossover I'd like to see Young Guns vs. The Wild Bunch Pike,
Dutch and the Gorch brothers would have turned those whiny, pansy-assed
brat-packers into fertilizer. 
Is anyone getting as tired of professional sports wussy-men as I am? Leyton Hewitt screams incessantly at officials to blow off steam from the pressures of earning millions of dollars for hitting a little yellow ball around. Oh, what labours. Glenn McGrath explodes when the West Indian batsman makes a joke about his wife's cancer. A ghastly thing to be sure, yet McGrath had no problem with hurling his own foul-mouthed adolescent abuse for hours beforehand, or during pretty much any other game where any batsman has the temerity to belt him all over the park. Yet when it's fired back at him, McGrath - the big baby - throws a tantrum. Worst of all, Greg Norman and Vijay Singh - two of the many incredibly boring and filthy rich slobs of the pro-golf scene (the most overpaid wussies in the world of sport) are going apeshit about having to play with a girl. Guess their manhood must feel challenged. Why don't
you all treat yourselves to some fruit baskets, you pansies. The world's
best solo-blogger finally has his
own site. Go and enjoy. 20-5-03
Say hi to the Eco-psychos' latest star columnist: Fidel Castro. The world's most beloved mass-murderer makes this rather interesting claim:
Sure, you scumbag. Still,
pretty much tells you everything you need to know about the greens, doesn't
it? Personally,
I've seen worse. Tim Dunlop for instance. NSW Premier Bob Carr has announced a four-year trial for medically prescribed cannabis. I'm wondering
if our illiberal federal government will stick their wretched, intrusive
noses into this trial as well.
Dave Sims doesn't screw around when it comes to a career change, he's going to manage a coffee shop in Turkey. Meanwhile, Sydney libertarian Jason Soon is London-bound. Make sure to hook up with the Samizdata gang while you're there mano..... Best
of luck to both of them. If you
haven't already, read Bill
Whittle's latest brilliant essay. UFOs, magic, monsters, Noam Chomsky
and Michael Moore all star in this commentary on modern irrationality. Failed
Labor slimy bitch Carmen Lawrence is
still whinging about the war. Looking for older whackings? Wanna see my previous rants against lefty, commie, peacenick wankers, plus lots of fun stuff about motorcycles, music and movies?................ Click here for the full past whackings index |
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A
good espionage/action thriller, with the exception of the inclusion of
the all-too-common ballet-kung-fu sequences. Doesn't anyone have real
fights in movies anymore? I've had enough of this pansy Matrix-style
martial-arts dancing.
Man,
this is one of the biggest pieces of crap ever made. Computers and Zombies
run amok in some underground research facility...or something. Highlander
2 had a better script than this shitpile. 
Now
this, my friends, is how you make a B-movie: by getting good actors,
a good budget, and making it like an A-movie. Essentially, the world of
the early 21st century is overrun by dragons. Director Rob Bowman (X-Files)
does a top-notch job of creating the post-apocalyse atmosphere. Christian
Bale plays the noble hero well.
