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28 October 2007

The Religion of Peace has been acting peaceful again

Unknown "youths", possibly Wiccans, have been going on a psychotic rampage in Amsterdam.

They've been protesting the hideous police-slaying of another "youth" who just happened to have been stabbing a police officer. Could happen to anyone I guess.

Fight da power kiddies!!!

 


The Snowy Ride - 2007

For any motorcyclists in the NSW/ACT region, I can highly recommend this fantastic event on Saturday November 10th. I should be going this year.

How it works: you pay $50 to enter, and spend the day riding around the awesome Alpine Way with hundreds of other riders getting your card stamped at various checkpoints. You all assemble at Thredbo village late in the afternoon for a presentation ceremony, where - amongst other things - your card goes into a lottery draw for a Honda Goldwing.

The event benefits childhood cancer research. It's a great ride and a great atmosphere.

Be quick though, as entries are closing in a few days.

 


Cletus Spuckler, is that you?

The Liberty and Democracy Party is contesting this year's federal election.

There was a bit of a ruckus some days back when one of the Senate candidates, Lisa Milat, appeared on A Current Affair. It was a disaster. First, Lisa was understandably wracked with nerves and 'froze up'. Second - and worst of all - was that the segment was a disgraceful hatchet job by the retarded TV show.

Lisa you see, is the sister-in-law of notorious serial killer Ivan Milat. Of course, she had nothing whatever to do with that lunatic's crimes, but the fact she is a (*gasp*) pro-gun-rights libertarian was enough to send the tabloid journos into a hysterical frenzy of truly comical proportions.

The gist of the report was:

1- Lisa looked very nervous and therefore not a real politican.

2- Sudden segue into scary photos of Ivan Milat. Of course, no connection whatsoever was made between Lisa and Ivan Milat's crimes. But hey, scary photos!!!! Guns!!!

3- Some senile old cop saying "Ivan Milat!!!! Guns are evil!!!". Essentially suggesting that Lisa Milat was planning to hand guns out to serial killers so they could shoot children and small puppies.

4- Lisa forgot the details of the party policy on euthanasia.

5- Senile old cop returns, doing his Guns-are-evil muttering.

6- Airhead host Tracey Grimshaw closes out by saying "The LDP is contesting this years election...you've been warned". No really, that's what she actually said.

I was half expecting Kent Brockman to show up, backed by the theme music from Dracula.

So of course, all sorts of gun-fearing loser dorks expressed their outrage about the evil of guns all over the place. That was pretty much expected.

What has been amusing however, and the reason behind the title of this post, is the outrage from the more ...er..."conservative" end of the pro-gun crowd.

One common complaint was reasonable: that the party shouldn't have allowed Lisa to front the cameras without some preparation and coaching, especially given the easily predictable stupid beatup over the Ivan Milat non-connection. (Though media perception of gun ownership has been hysterical since the Port Arthur Massacre, so the public's view of shooters could hardly be 'damaged', as is the oft-stated concern. Just look at the recent outcry over the opening of a gun shop in Sydney)

Another point, considerably more stupid, is that the LDP will damage shooters' rights because it will "take votes away from the Shooters Party". Apparently these rocket-scientists haven't cottoned onto the fact that we have a preferential voting system.

But from this point, our mouth-breathing gun-monkeys started to get a little unhinged. It appears many of them are convinced the LDP is some kind of 5th column front group for a conspiracy of (don't laugh) Greens and homosexuals.

Especially the homosexuals. The gun nutters are obsessed with homosexuals. Just look at the comments culled from various idiots:

I never saw this Milat fuckup but given LDP is into queers and other weird shit it would not suprise me if they support that crap from the Greens on fucking dogs and cats etc.

Their members remind me of the greens.

Gay one legged black lesbian whales already have enough support as far as I'm concerned

it would be better for the LDP to concentrate on the greenies, the pot smokers, homo rights groups and similar groups which these sorts of policies appeal to

Who's your next candidate? the individual responsible for the port arthur massacre's mum? One of Hitlers mistresses?

Are the LDP the Greens in disguise?

No I disagree strongly with homosexual demands for all sorts of things. After they get "homosexual marriage" probably at the same time they will get rights to adopt children and we have enough paedaphilia in Australia already and fucked up children. [...]
Of course you will disagree with the above and claim neither is true. But we had the openly faggot Premier in this state, and later we had the "Family" paedaphile killings among others. Not connected you might claim. :

Poofters rights bloody hell whats next preferences to the Greens .

shooters as a whole don't want to be political allies with drug abusers and homosexuals, its a fact. Polar bears don't sleep with penguins.

GUNS DON'T KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE.....POOFTERS DO !!!

Congratulations LDP you have done in single day what all the antis and greens could not in all the years following PA.

(Sure, apart from the anti-gun laws. Miss that one did you Bubba?)

the LDP are not a pro shooters party, they are trying to destroy us. please leave ! Can we please BAN any known LDP members from this site? Their motives are finally clear........

(The italicised part of that last comment had the text modified by the administrator. I believe the original had something about fuck off and die faggots)

Are DLP an extension of the Greens or some anti gun group?

(Er, the DLP is the Democratic Labor Party, shit-for-brains)

You have to be an extension of some anti gun crowd.

Spill the beans on who's putting you up to this.

I'm interested in guns not bums

As to recognising gay rights and the rest of the weirdo shit...I don't GAF about their rights. I have some unhealthy habits such as smoking too...but I don't attend a smoker's parade or prance around in everybody's face saying how cool it is I smoke. I do not think the image of shooters is going to be enhanced in any way shape or form by embracing, promoting or approving of gay rights. They can GAGF as far as I'm concerned

"Shooters ought to recognise there are plenty of non-shooters who deserve the same consideration." - We do mate, poofs are just not in that group

they must be an extension of the Greens or some other anti gun crowd.

an anti-gun '5th column'

5th Columnists is the appropriate term to describe them.

as many of the posts prove IMO that "shooters rights" is just a tacked on policy to try and get some extra votes. Their main game is the more extreme and weirdo policies.

These were the polite ones. The moderator of one site actually had to delete a lot of ranting about "faggots". I haven't even included the ones from non-LDP related discussions, like the parts about homosexuals supporting beastiality.

The priceless comment was this one:

they are making all shooters look like the rednecks the majority of the sheeple think we are

Gosh Cletus..."rednecks" you say? Can't imagine why anyone would think that.

For more on these inbred yokels, go here.

 


Buying another cat

I've decided my brilliant Zionist Cat needs a playmate. I'm thinking about getting a purebred from a reputable breeder.

I like British Shorthairs:

 


Another convergence of lunacies

We've all seen those "the moon landings never happened" kooks.

But I'm betting you've never seen one like Brad Guth, who believes that:

- the moon hoax was a plot by "The Yids"
- the "Yids" were also behind the Third Reich
- the "Yids" are covering up the fact that there is an intelligent civilisation on Venus

Brad's never explained quite why this sinister Jew/Third Reich cabal would possibly be interested in covering up life on Venus or faking a moon landing.

Brad's scribblings aren't as fun as the more concise kooks like Jake McCrann, as they are usually unbroken 10,000-word incomprehensible rants of pseudo-scientific gibberish about metals, atmospheric pressure, radiation, Jew/Nazi mysticism and Kodak film.

The only concise answers you'll ever get out of him are when you ask him why he can't provide the name of one single scientist, anywhere on earth, who agrees with him. He says they've all been threatened by the JewNazis to stay silent.

Of course.

 


'I can't imagine why this religion has an image problem': part 24,562

Islamist usenet headcase Kangarooistan reveals The Truth about the death of business mogul John Ilan:

Almost certainly CIA and Mossad

Count the numbers of left wing activists, reporters,  politicians, and muslims who suddenly die

 Compare the number of Right wing and christian/ jews who die suddenly or very young

Clearly there is a statistical case for suspicion

I recall how they convicted a doctor , Shipman I think , nick named Dr death , in England , who was convicted based on the statistical record of how many of his patients died suddenly , compared tho the national average

Clearly the number of left wing political activists and reporters and muslims who die suddenly , its clear the CIA and Mossad are involved in killing off their opponents

We can not be sure if they murdered Mr Ilhan

But statistically , its very very clear , the CIA / Mossad , christians and Jews Are indeed murdering many people , in much the same way as we know Dr Shipman murdered about 200 people

There is absolutly no doubt the CIA and MOSSAD are murdering thousands all around the world for the Christians and Jews

It MUST be stopped , and there is only one way to force they to stop murdering people for Israel

Westrn taxpayers who fund these mass murderers must be forced to account for their crimes in any way we have available

Ignore the facts if you want , but dont complain when its your babies turn to be murdered for Israel

As for me , Im never going to let the western taxpayers murder my babies and get away scott free m they are the real terrorists , even if they pay the CIA and MOSSAD death squads to do the killing for them

Western taxpayers have had enough time to correct their evil ways , its now time they answered for their many many many crimes

Heh. Whatever you say Bwana......

 


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