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The Religion of Peace has been acting peaceful again Unknown "youths", possibly Wiccans, have been going on a psychotic rampage in Amsterdam. They've been protesting the hideous police-slaying of another "youth" who just happened to have been stabbing a police officer. Could happen to anyone I guess. Fight da power kiddies!!!
For any motorcyclists in the NSW/ACT region, I can highly recommend this fantastic event on Saturday November 10th. I should be going this year. How it works: you pay $50 to enter, and spend the day riding around the awesome Alpine Way with hundreds of other riders getting your card stamped at various checkpoints. You all assemble at Thredbo village late in the afternoon for a presentation ceremony, where - amongst other things - your card goes into a lottery draw for a Honda Goldwing. The event benefits childhood cancer research. It's a great ride and a great atmosphere. Be quick though, as entries are closing in a few days.
The Liberty and Democracy Party is contesting this year's federal election. There was a bit of a ruckus some days back when one of the Senate candidates, Lisa Milat, appeared on A Current Affair. It was a disaster. First, Lisa was understandably wracked with nerves and 'froze up'. Second - and worst of all - was that the segment was a disgraceful hatchet job by the retarded TV show. Lisa you see, is the sister-in-law of notorious serial killer Ivan Milat. Of course, she had nothing whatever to do with that lunatic's crimes, but the fact she is a (*gasp*) pro-gun-rights libertarian was enough to send the tabloid journos into a hysterical frenzy of truly comical proportions. The gist of the report was:
I was half expecting Kent Brockman to show up, backed by the theme music from Dracula. So of course, all sorts of gun-fearing loser dorks expressed their outrage about the evil of guns all over the place. That was pretty much expected. What has been amusing however, and the reason behind the title of this post, is the outrage from the more ...er..."conservative" end of the pro-gun crowd. One common complaint was reasonable: that the party shouldn't have allowed Lisa to front the cameras without some preparation and coaching, especially given the easily predictable stupid beatup over the Ivan Milat non-connection. (Though media perception of gun ownership has been hysterical since the Port Arthur Massacre, so the public's view of shooters could hardly be 'damaged', as is the oft-stated concern. Just look at the recent outcry over the opening of a gun shop in Sydney) Another point, considerably more stupid, is that the LDP will damage shooters' rights because it will "take votes away from the Shooters Party". Apparently these rocket-scientists haven't cottoned onto the fact that we have a preferential voting system. But from this point, our mouth-breathing gun-monkeys started to get a little unhinged. It appears many of them are convinced the LDP is some kind of 5th column front group for a conspiracy of (don't laugh) Greens and homosexuals. Especially the homosexuals. The gun nutters are obsessed with homosexuals. Just look at the comments culled from various idiots:
(Sure, apart from the anti-gun laws. Miss that one did you Bubba?)
(The italicised part of that last comment had the text modified by the administrator. I believe the original had something about fuck off and die faggots)
(Er, the DLP is the Democratic Labor Party, shit-for-brains)
These were the polite ones. The moderator of one site actually had to delete a lot of ranting about "faggots". I haven't even included the ones from non-LDP related discussions, like the parts about homosexuals supporting beastiality. The priceless comment was this one:
Gosh Cletus..."rednecks" you say? Can't imagine why anyone would think that. For more on these inbred yokels, go here.
I've decided my brilliant Zionist Cat needs a playmate. I'm thinking about getting a purebred from a reputable breeder. I like British Shorthairs:
We've all seen those "the moon landings never happened" kooks. But I'm betting you've never seen one like Brad Guth, who believes that: - the moon hoax was a plot by "The Yids" Brad's never explained quite why this sinister Jew/Third Reich cabal would possibly be interested in covering up life on Venus or faking a moon landing. Brad's scribblings aren't as fun as the more concise kooks like Jake McCrann, as they are usually unbroken 10,000-word incomprehensible rants of pseudo-scientific gibberish about metals, atmospheric pressure, radiation, Jew/Nazi mysticism and Kodak film. The only concise answers you'll ever get out of him are when you ask him why he can't provide the name of one single scientist, anywhere on earth, who agrees with him. He says they've all been threatened by the JewNazis to stay silent. Of course.
Islamist usenet headcase Kangarooistan reveals The Truth about the death of business mogul John Ilan:
Heh. Whatever you say Bwana......
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