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7 November 2005

Idiot Quest: The Wrath of Thom

Unable to explain away the non-existence of his lawyers, his police 'friend', his photographer 'friend' and the scary 'tribunal', and similarly unable to explain why my blog and gmail accounts have not been closed down as promised, Thom is still trying to sound as menacing as possible:

Its called the law dung heap. In the states you can't mouth off with a bunch of lies like you do. I'm told its called Calomny and detraction. We know where the server is but not the owners yet. Do you serious think they will defend you when they see what you posted? In the US you can be broken by legal defence costs and they know it.

Lionel Hutz Esq.
(attorney for Thom Lyons)

He doesn't know who the server owners are, despite the fact I've told him the name of the company, their address and their contact details. Simple things seem a little beyond Thom's grasp. Hosting Matters management must be quaking in terror.

Here's his response to my request for further details about his mystery 'tribunal':

Give us your address coward and find out. Your all mouth TEX, a typical internet phony whose life is so empty you get your jollies slandering other people to make yourself feel good. You calld me a commie and I'm not, I'm a free market socialist but your too dumb to know the difference probably.

Oh, and he threw in another rant on the wonders of the Castro regime:

give us the locations of the communes in Cuba butthead, put up or shut up. You know nothing about Cuba or Viet Nam. Cuba is socialist and a better place for it consider the hell the Cubans lived in under Batista. Its not perfect but has a higher standard of living than any of the islands that surround it. All capitalist of course.

Heh. It's a wonder poor Thom is able to dress himself in the morning.

Something tells me I won't be seeing any e-mails from Thom's lawyers in my inbox tomorrow either.

 

Helena Handbasket asks six questions about Australian politics:

1- When will the Labor Party institute mandatory psychiatric evaluations for its members?

2- What does the Australian Senate actually, you know, do?

3- What is up Jon Stanhope's butt? (note: this is a hypothetical question, I don't want anybody to actually go and look)

4- Why do parliamentary elections use a vote-counting system that makes the American electoral college look simple by comparison?

5- Has anyone noticed the irony of a country that completely nationalises its healthcare system, yet continually bitches about "how expensive" medical treatment is?

6- What the hell kind of name is "Gough"?

Send answers to helena<at>whackingday<dot>com.


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