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Whacking Permalink Archive 6 November 2004 Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. -
Nelson Muntz
Yasser "fish face" Arafat is still breathing apparently. Naturally, the idiot French are doing their best to keep this mass-murdering thug alive. Still no word on exactly what he's suffering from. I'm sure its nothing a sniper rifle couldn't solve.
Tex's 2004 blog awards: just like the Adult Video Awards, only less interesting Best blog of them all: Little Green Footballs Best solo blogger: Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs Best oz blogger: Tim Blair Best cranky old right-wing geezer: Kim Du Toit Best chick: Michele Catalano Best essay-style blogger: Belmont Club Highest IQ: the very appropriately named Alan E. Brain The "really needs to start posting more coz she rocks" award: Emily Jones The no-particular-reason-to-give-the-award award: Yobbo Best
newbie: Currency Lad
31 things I will do when I am dictator of Australia 1:
Slash all tax rates by 40%, except superannuation tax which will be scrapped
completely.
Saying it again, because I feel like it Maria
Sharapova is hot.
1: There is no moral difference between communism and nazism. 2: There is no moral difference between idolising Che Guevara and idolising Hitler. 3: Anyone who doesn't consider Yasser Arafat a mass-murderer is an idiot. 4: 95% of people who drive Subaru WRXs are dickheads. 5: I will never visit the third-world shithole known as Africa. 6: Terrorists are not freedom fighters. They are murderers. We do not need to negotiate them. We do not need to understand them. We just need to kill them. 7: We are not moving slowly toward fascism. We are not going to become "the 51st state of the USA". Our democracy is not under threat because the coalition happened to win the election. We are not becoming a racist, xenophobic society.... The delusions of lefty losers have little relation to reality. 8: Contrary to the beliefs of very stupid people, Rupert Murdoch, Kerry Packer and radio talk show hosts do not decide the outcome of elections. 9: Capitalist democracy is morally superior to all other forms of soceity. 10: 'American foreign policy' did not cause 9/11. Muslim terrorists did. 11: France is a moral sewer. Probably because anyone in France with any brains got beheaded during the revolution. 12:
Gay marriage is not going to cause the destruction of the family unit,
so get over it already.
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