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18 May 2006 The Deep thoughts of Antony Lowenstein The terrorist-loving panic monkey brings us some sinister news about them wicked Israelis: they're the biggest source for Google searches on 'zionism'. Egad! I thought I'd contribute to Anthony's fearless research. Here are some other google trends.... Islamic Pakistan is the largest source for searches on goat sex, animal sex and donkey sex. Egypt is the biggest source for Osama searches. Pakistan gets more gongs: biggest source of terrorism searches and people wanting to know more about honor killing and the taliban. Oh, and rape. Not to worry, Antony will find some way of blaming these all on 'zionists'. Hey arseclown, how are you going to blame the Israelis for this?
Poor fellow thinks Paul Keating could be Labor's saviour. Um yeah. Labor really needs to lose another election......
In my referral logs, I found this. The possibilities are disturbing.
"concentrated democracy" The Communist party of Australia's description of Vietnam's current utopian government. Some topics raised by readers for me to comment on: What happened to Thom Lyons? He finally decided to shut up. He hasn't been seen on USENET since Feburary 3rd, and (surprise, surprise) I still haven't been sued or arrested.
What do you think of George Clooney? Good actor who somehow managed to build a decent career after years of shit acting and shit movies. Thankfully, he dropped his one-note acting style of bobbing his head and rolling his eyes. I don't particularly care if he's a lefty. I mean, he's hardly a psycho like Vanessa Redgrave or this cunt.
How are you enjoying your trike? Some of the best dinero I've ever spent. It's more comfortable than most lounge chairs, which alone reduces fatigue by about 50%. You also you get a great view instead of looking down at the pavement. It's easy to keep up a decent cadence for long periods, and it's wicked fun downhill. If you enjoy cycling, you simply must try a trike.
Downsides? Fuck-all ground clearance. You have to be very careful riding up driveways, or over large bumps as the bottom tube will scrape. Absolute pain in the arse, especially when the metal tab on the chain pulley gets forced backwards and grinds against the chain. This is definitely a smooth-surface-only machine. The trike wasn't assembled properly by the dealer either. The rear gear cable was routed so that it rubbed against the chain, the front duraillieur was wrongly positioned, the tyres were only half-inflated and the bloody right wheel wasn't fastened up. Grrrr. I'll be doing a post on my Catrike and my Scott Sub10 shortly.
I'd like to suggest that you keep an updated list of "Tex Truths" as a "Tex Truth of the Day" style Hmmmm....not a bad idea.
I AM ENGR. CHUKWU DOUGLAS ONE OF THE DIRECTOR,S OFNIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION [NNPC].IT IS TRUE WE HAVE NOT MET BEFORE BUT SINCERE HONESTY ANDTRUSTWORTHYNESS IS LIFE,THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO CONTACT YO WITH A BUSINESS PROPOSAL THAT WILL BE OF MUTUAL BENFIT TO ALL OF US. Sounds great! I can be contacted here.
More 'reader power' later. A question for you cycling folks Have any of my readers built a rear wheel with a SRAM 3-speed hub? If so, can you let me know how it went. How difficult was it to set up? How easy is the shifting? Do you find yourself using the extra gear range? How much efficiency loss is there? My e-mail addy is tex<*at*>whackingday<*dot*>com.
Gee, the "greatest rider of all time" doesn't seem to be doing too well at the moment. It's amusing watching the brain-dead Rossi hoardes contort themselves into coming up with new excuses every week (Rossi, is of course, the only rider in history to be affected by less-than-perfect bikes and tyres. Snort). One question to them: shouldn't "the greatest rider of all time" be able to tell the difference between the front and back tyres?
Helena Handbasket's Annoying Tautology of the Day In reporting on the Beaconsfield mine saga, the media has used the following phrase to death: "Uncertain future", as in 'this mining town faces an uncertain future'. The future is, by definition, uncertain. You know why? Because it's in the future.
Death from above...AARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uber-nutjob George Monbiot is still freaking out about airplanes.
Yet another thing Moonbat wants to ban. So far he's demanded a halt to motor vehicles, private property, guns, hunting, junk food, advertising, capitalism, biofuels, eating meat, supermarkets, genetic engineering and the Disney corporation. So, no property, travel, entertainment or decent food. Sounds wonderful.
♫ I'm a loser baby, so why don't ya kill me? ♫ Go here, and read the letter at the bottom of the page. What a fucking spazznugget.
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