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Whacking Permalink Archive 9 May 2005 It was with considerable excitement that I downloaded the Iraqi Jihad Recruitment video. After the muddled thrill of 'dirty kuffar', I couldn't wait to sample the latest experience in Allah-Excitement Media. It opens with this rather strange image:
I can't quite make it out myself, but I think it can be narrowed down to one of: -
a large sperm deposit from a very sick African The mystery blob is used as a logo in all the subsequent scenes, starting with this one:
Note the guy on the rock keeping a low, defensive profile.
The jihadists are masters of surprise attacks: pay attention to the clever use of black clothing against the light background of the desert sand.
These tactics are what proved so effective in the Six Day War: jog across open ground in broad daylight, and dance a jig on top of a boulder. Another picture of the mystery blob segues into the next scene:
God's ferocious warriors mass in preparation of walking down a slope......
....and then they walk down the slope. I'm guessing this stuff must get impressionable young muslims very excited. You can just feel them signing up with Al-Zarquari. Another appearance from the Mystery Blob leads to this:
More clever disguise tactics: lay beside a boulder, not behind it, and your enemies will be befuddled into surrender.
If all else fails, run directly across the Americans' field of fire and make them dizzy. The Mystery Blob shows up again, and fades into a fearsome display by the Osama Marines:
Take note children: stationary paddling in still water close to the shore is the best possible defence against enemy fire.
If you start to drown, you can shoot the water. As the warrior's head starts to sink below the surface, the mystery blob appears and leads us into the final scene:
Lull your enemies into a false sense of security by firing rockets and not hitting anything.
If nothing else, it brings back happy memories of Halabja. The blob then re-appears, and brings the 2mins16sec of excitement to a close. The
pictures don't quite convey the thrill of the low-res video and ear-grating
Arabic wailing. I assure you, if this video gets out, the Americans in
Iraq are doomed.
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