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20 March 2007
The first MotoGP race of the 800cc era was won by 21yo Casey Stoner on the Ducati. Millions of idiots worldwide are probably thinking of ways to reason that Rossi was the "real" race-winner, just like he was the "real" champion last year. Bike season is back, praise the lord. I love my trike, and I'm thinking now of getting a two-wheeled recumbent to go with it. Why? Because I don't enjoy riding my road bike anymore. The Scott Sub 10 is a superb piece of kit. Light, quick, ultra-quick handling and looks great.
But after tasting the recumbent style, sitting on a road bike - even one as brilliant as the Sub10 - is about as comfy as planting your arse on a power drill. I tried riding it to work the other day, and gave up after fifteen minutes. While a recumbent gives you total comfort and let's you enjoy the ride itself, a traditional bike places pressure on arse, wrists and neck. It is, quite literally, a pain. Traditional bikes climb hills a little faster, but everything else seems hard in comparison to a 'bent. So, I'm gonna sell the Sub10, and get myself a 'bent bike, most likely in one of the following two styles: 1: "upright" short wheelbase, like the HP Velotechnik Grasshopper...
....or the Bacchetta Giro20....
2: "upright" long wheelbase... ...like the Bacchetta Agio...
...or the Easy Racers Sport LE... The LWB recumbents are heavier and don't handle as well, but they remind me of the dragsters I used to race as a kid....and they're comfy, which means I'll actually enjoy riding it. Bye-bye roadie..... Any religion which advocates tax evasion can't be all bad.....
'Aberrant'? This is one muslim practice which should be mandatory.
Apparently controlling our light bulbs wasn't enough for the freedom-hating gestapo-nanny vermin in our government. The time has come to coerce Evil Fast Food Chains into not putting transfats in food.
Yeah, do it "voluntarily" or we'll punish you. We're just thinking of the children of course. Snivelling little cunt. Frankly, I'd almost vote for Mark Latham before I'd vote for these nanny-state arseholes again.
First the putrid Grant Roff at Two Wheels, now we have some tool named Dave Morley at Scooter magazine, telling us about how "laid back" and free from Evil American Hamburgers is the People's Paradise of Cuba:
Tell me, Davey-boy, in your travels in the blissful communist retro-gulag with its "laid-back lifestyle", did you get a chance to talk to Oscar Biscet, Guillermo Farinas or any of these other guys? I'm guessing not. The suffering of others is no doubt a small price to pay for the ideological tourist daydreams of amoral toads like you. But hey, at least they don't have to face the horrors of American hamburgers, right? Fucking prick. What's happening amongst our local Stalinists? Let's look: - From the ISO:
- The Green Left Weekly hates Tim Blair:
Angry enough to endorse a totalitarian mass-murderer:
Such pillars of virtue. - The Commie Party of Australia is predicting the imminent collapse of the US economy...again. Kim Du Toit has a great essay on that king of foods: cheese. His taste in the good stuff is almost identical to mine, though unlike him, I have nothing against cheapo tasty cheese. Makes bitchen toasted cheese sammiches. He's absolutely right on Emmentaler. If you don't like it, there's something wrong with you.
What's wrong with the both of you? Two blog posts on the great cheeses of the world, and no mention of Parmigiano-Reggiano?!? Possibly the single most sublime foodstuff known to mankind. I like it shaved in paper-thin slices and eaten solo, but eaten with dried figs it's spectacular. With a splash of good balsamic vinegar, equally so. Needless to say, the abomination in the green can does not count as Parmesan, nor, in my opinion, is it actually cheese. It tastes like vomit next to real Parmesan.
....please go read this, then do the world a favour and kill yourselves, you worthless shits. (Thanks to reader Nigel for the link)
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