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3 August 2006 Dang, I suppose I'd better start posting again. I didn't intend to take a break from updating this site. I just never got around to writing anything. No particular reason. I have been playing a lot of computer games, which I'll get to later. I'll be posting again on Monday night, with a lengthy look at some amusing Usenet lunatics I've been tormenting. Some of these people make Thom Lyons look sane. Yes, it's that good. Also, there'll be an update to my soup post, a DVD review, some PC game reviews, and some other random stuff. Have a nice weekend, y'all......
It's time the good fight got even better
Well, I gotta tell you folks, I feel nothing but glee at seeing those jihadist bastards killed by the hundreds. Fuck them. Fuck the dirty terrorist bastards. Fuck their supporters. Fuck their blubbering, lying asshole apologists in the west. If anything, Israel is being far too restrained. No other country in the history of human civilisation has shown such humanity and self-control in the face of endless genocidal hatred. Personally, I hope this gets ugly. I hope every hizbollah-boosting mosque in Lebanon gets fire-bombed. I hope every house belonging to these jihadist shitheads gets bulldozed. Every city district which hides them should get flattened. For every Hizbollah rocket fired into Israel, fire ten thousand of the fucking things into Lebanon. Give the Syrians and Iranians a clear message: stop helping Hizbollah, or we'll do the same to you. Time to stop pissing about with these dirty islamic savages, and talk to them in a language they understand. Then maybe, just maybe, those useless prehistoric savages will get the notion that it's time to join the rest of the human race in the 21st century. Because the only other way there will be peace in the middle east, is if all the islamists are dead. Either way works for me.
For those wondering about the lying, deranged ex-greens candidate Thom Lyons, here's an update.... 1- I'm sure you'll be shocked to hear that his demented legal threats have amounted to zero. That's all quite amusing. Sadly, this is not. It's a disgrace this loser was allowed to attend, much less lay a wreath. I'm gonna be sick.
I've just bought an apartment. Should be moving in about 5-6 weeks from now once the endless mountain of paperwork has been dealt with. Of course, according to lefty social commentator retards like Ross Gittins and Clive Hamilton, owning my own home will make me miserable, or something.....
Transsexualism not only gives you all the "fun" of a massive personal transition, you also get to see the mind-boggling stupidity of bureaucracy in full flight.
This is my wonderful Catrike Speed.
It has some differences to the stock model. For starters, the awful standard SRAM twist-shifters were pissed off in favour of Dura-Ace bar-end shifters, which actually work. In the photo, you can see the drinking tube, which is attached to the 2.5 litre bladder which is strapped to the back seat. A very nifty system. The bottle cage you see on the main boom isn't for a water bottle. It's to hold the battery for the mega-powerful Cygolite. I also swapped the dorky safety flag for a Canberra Raiders item. If I'm riding on Canberra's many bike paths, I don't bother with it, but I always use it when road riding.
Why ride a trike? Two words: fun and comfort. It aint perfect though. This Green Cat has almost zero ground clearance, and riding on bumpy surfaces is not fun. The suspended headrest is shit. It wobbles horizontally as well as the intended suspended vertical action. This leaves the headrest permanently at an annoying diagonal angle. Poor design fellas. The foam covering is so pissweak it broke after a dozen rides and slid off the stem. Grrrr. You get a ton of derailleur noise, which will drive some people nuts. I got used to it, but you need to be aware of it before spending your money on any trike. Other bits on it are Shimano MD520 "clipless" pedals and a luggage rack. A Sigma BC1200 computer is attached on the left-side handlebar. Finding a place to attach the sensor was an engineering challenge in itself. I'm not into cars. They hold almost zero interest for me. The simple fact is, that when it comes to performance-bang for bucks, bikes simply leave cars for dead. The Suzuki Hayabusa is now a seven year old design, yet in stock trim, with no modifications whatsoever, it is faster than any production car on earth. In a recent TV test, the tiny Triumph Daytona 675 humbled a customised Porsche. Still, If I had some serious money to spend, there are some vehicles I would love to get my hands on. They still won't be as fast as the fastest bikes, but they would no doubt leave me a drooling, incoherent and blissfully happy mess. Here are the only cars in existence I would not instantly trade in for a bunch of motorbikes Ford GT
Quite simply, the sexiest four-wheeled vehicle ever built.
Aston Martin DB9
I come across one on my morning commute several times a week. My god. That thing is just sex on wheels.
Lamborghini Murcielago
Italy's bike designers may have lost their fucking minds in recent years, but goddamn they know how to make beautiful cars.
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During my blogging absence, Israel has finally struck back with a decent amount of force against the never-endless attempts of homicidal islamic slaughter-monkeys to exterminate the Jewish state.
