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Whacking Permalink Archive 22-3-03 SIMON CREAN'S address
to the nation was unimpressive and underwhelming. For a start, his tone
evoked childrens stories on Play School. Not a good start. Go read the rest of Gareth Parker's take on our national disgrace of an opposition leader's address to the nation. Crean and the Labor party are a threat to this nations security. By sniping at our most important ally while hypocritically jumping at every whim of the corrupt and cretinous UN, Crean is morally unfit to lead this nation at any time in the future. If you're religious,
pray that these idiot bastards are kept out of office for as long as possible.
If you're reading this from outside Australia, then lend us a prayer too.
Mwahaha Oh yeah, all that fierce resistance the Iraqis were going to put up, the mass attacks worldwide by fearsome terrorist cells, the mass slaughter of civilians, the huge uprising in Arab street, the millions of refugees that were going to flee and die in the desert. None of this has happened. Iraqi soldiers are surrendering by the thousand, no carpet bombing of civilians, no terrorist strikes. The Iraqi's have lost their port city, their western airbases, and the Iraqis are impotent in the north. And if we're lucky, Saddam may be seriously injured or dead. All going swimmingly so far. Oh, and take a look at these great pictures. But, as I predicted,
some
lefties are outraged by the lack of a bloodbath that would have enabled
them to howl with moral indignation.
A word of introduction for my overseas readers: Michael Leunig is a new-age, touchy-feely leftist cartoonist and "philosopher" who's always drawing godwful cartoons complaining about the horrors of modern life. Really, really deep stuff like this. He also once told us that we should "find a place in our hearts for the humanity of Osama bin Laden" - along with his Dec.25 message that Christmas "is a family day and Osama is our relative". In today's Age, Mikey-boy shares some emotive..."poetry": Reflections on the war moon. It's the same waffling, emotive writing style we see from other leftists kooks like Richard Neville and Jean Baudrillard: dramatic, poetic rhetorical waffle which sounds like it's arguing about something, but which is merely some loud echoes from an empty mind.
It seems evil Dubya now has no limits: he's conscripted the moon into his butchery!!! Personally, I'd be more worried about how he managed to transport all those paddocks and bushes into the Iraqi desert.
Uh, what?
Yes, the foreign minister is courteous to journalists. Quick, somebody alert Margot!
So, less civilian casualties might be seen as a good thing? What, really????
Sure Mikey, that must explain all the anti-war sentiment that exists. Don't ya just love leftists? Any opinions that differ from theirs are the result of wicked right-wing indoctrination.
Really? The Japanese and Germans - once the world's greatest war addicts - don't seem too keen on getting another "hit". Getting your ass kicked can have that effect.
This gets my early nomination for Most Meaningless Paragraph of 2003
Sounds like the hate-the-sin, love-the-sinner "support" offered to gays by people like Fred Nile. The compassion of contempt. What a guy.
This is about the level of infantile war psychobabble we get from peacenicks. Drum sounds?. You know of an army that still carries drums into battle?.
It's the elected government, not the military, who makes the decisions to send people to war, you idiot. Democracy, remember? Yes we know it's a frightening concept, but the rest of us got over your Soviet-utopian model a long time ago.
Fancy people wanting to win a war. How unenlightened of them. Only through being defeated can we find our souls again!
Ten bucks to anyone who can understand what he just wrote.
Emotional, dramatic, nonsensical. Illustrating his points has never been Leunig's strong suit.
Oh my goodness, how terrible: torture might give the impression that Saddam is a psychotic shit and should be overthrown. Whatever happened to objectvity? Is noone considering Saddam's feelings in this? And now, for possibly the most appalling display of leftist-sociopath moral equivalency we've seen in a while;
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