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Whacking Permalink Archive 6 June 2005 Hugo Chavez, the poverty-creating tyrant Steve
Edwards exposes the less-than-utopian
reality of the left's new favoured Latin American thug.
Right now, the 2005 Isle of Man TT festival - where frighteningly fast racing motorcycles tear around public streets - is winding up. One of the most dangerous sporting events on earth, the TT sees around 3-4 competitors killed every year. In the age of the intrusive nanny-state, where our elected leaders do everything they can think of to prevent us possibly hurting ourselves, the IOM TT is a glaring anachronism. An event where people are still permitted to take risks and responsibility for their own safety. How dreadful. Naturally, there are plenty of safety-wussies determined to shut down the TT, and it looks as they will get their wish. An insider told me recently that the 2007 TT is 95% likely to be the last. That will leave the Macau street race and a few Irish road races as the last examples of motorcycle road-racing. And you can bet they won't last much longer either. Wether
you're interested in motorcycles or not, you should cherish the existence
of the IOM TT while it lasts. It is one of the last great "fuck you"
statements to the encroaching nanny-state we are gradually being smothered
with.
I
wonder what Mark
Leonard thinks of the recent EU votes in France and Holland?
Hey, if it's good enough for Brain Man, it's good enough for me.... 1. The total volume of music on my pc: None,
it's all on my Ipod, and I think it's around 15gb. 2. Songs playing right now: None.
The Ipod is recharging in the corner. 3. Last album I bought: Kill
Bill vol.1 soundtrack 4. Five songs I've been listening to a lot: cook
with fire - Heart
1. Would you rather be chased by a wild boar or make out with Kirsty Alley for five minutes? an '84-era Kirsty gets the vote. otherwise, the boar please 2. Who is your favorite US President? Lincoln 3. Describe a memory from your childhood. Walking around the Olgas - at age 9 - by myself. Magic. 4. What is more important: the experience or the memory of the experience? Which do you treasure more? Mostly, the experience itself. 5. Fill in the blank: Republicans do it _______. Stupidly. Firstly, they're mostly conservatives, and I regard most conservatives as cockheads. Secondly, they're big-spending, big-government, moralistic fucknobs 6. Fill in the blank: Democrats do it ________. Worse than #5 from what I can see. 7. Have you ever been arrested? No. Gotten 'stern lectures', mostly related to riding motorcycles on public roads. 8. Describe your looks the way somebody who was madly in love with you would describe them. I've been told I have great eyes. 9. What have you done for entertainment this week? Went on a 590km motorcycle ride on Friday, riding at licence-losing speeds pretty much all the way. Take that, you road-safety fucknazis. 10. What are you doing this weekend? Apartment-hunting, saw a beaut today, and one big dissapointment. 11. What interests you? (In other words: what are your hobbies and obsessions?) -
Motorcycling 12. Describe an incident in which you demonstrated leadership. Told a senior academic to go fuck himself in the course of my job. I didn't hear from him again. 13. Tell me a fantasy event, something you would love to see happen. It must be political in nature, and can be completely ridiculous. Fidel Castro disemboweled onstage with a chainsaw, followed by every member of his government. Then every Cuban exile would be flown to his grave and invited to urinate on it. Then, the same thing happens to Kim Jong Il and the leader of all muslim dictatorships....... 14. Free Associate: a. Paulie Shore: Talentless. I respect the fact that he did get to bonk Danni Minogue, back when she was actually good-looking. b. Overdraft protection: Why? c. Rent control: Only complete communist fucking retards could possibly be in favour of this.
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