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Whacking Permalink Archive 2 June 2005 Ten Things I never want to see or hear about ever again 1: Big Brother - a group of rock-apes and airhead sluts sit around discussing masturbation and the physics of turds floating in toilet bowls. Fascinating stuff. For some reason, millions of people are addicted to this. 2: The Crazy Frog mobile phone ring tones, adverts & songs - for fucks sake, enough already. 3: Shappelle Corby - talking about it 24/7 won't change it one way or the other, so please shut up. 4: Julia Roberts - can't act. Ruins anything she's in. 5: Paris Hilton - ugh. 6: Star Wars - it wasn't enough George Lucas made a dreadful new trilogy, he had to go and fuck up the old one too. Greedo fired first, my arse. 7: The Davinci Code. 8: Michael Jackson. 9: The male cast of Friends - none of these guys deserve to work ever again. Anywhere. 10: Elizabeth Rohm.
The Cooky Wookie - still weirdly obsessed over my purchase of an apartment - dishes out some stunning big scary info:
Amazing,
you mean to get a large loan, I'll have to actually like prove I can
pay it back and stuff?
For the last week, I've been in contact with 'Pual Eyedama', a nice South African who wants to share millions in loots with me, so long as I provide him with all my bank account details. Pual seems to be getting quite frustrated. So far, I've given him the numbers of the Cambodian Police Force, and the Canberra Gay Singles Personals line. He reports he is "very confused" and complains that they "hang up in my face!". I've been able to explain these 'errors' away so far due to 'stress' at work and the "international telephone exchange" being "broken". I'm currently giving him my 'travel plans' to South Africa in a few weeks. Let's see if I can con him into driving a few hours to pick me up at and very incoveniently-placed hotel. In
the meantime, spambots are invited to visit this: pkeyedema@hotmail.com
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