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9 December 2004

Quote of the day

Never get Freudian with a man with a pickle.

- Jack McCoy, Law & Order

Separated at birth?

I'll never look at Peter Costello the same way again.

Why I am not a Christian: exhibit A

Some days back I posted about a wannabe-Jesus-sequel by the name of Jacob Jones, who was writing post after post at the libertarian.org.au forum trying in an effort to make us see the light and save our souls from hell.

It seems Jacob has finally lost patience with us, and feels frustrated that nobody is taking him seriously. Jacob has bid us farewell with an angry post threatening us all with a divine reckoning....

Am I to blame if Libertarians feel uncomfortable at the challenges posed to their belief structures and lifestyle choices by God? They may try to mock and ridicule me, but try as they might they have been unable to ignore me, because behind my words is The Word Of God. They know that, subconsciously; irrespective of what barbs and mockeries their conscious minds may generate to avoid them having to confront The Truth. I am not suprised that they now try to ban me; sweep me under the carpet; torpedo my canoe. Jesus was ostracised; victimised; excluded. The Truth is often a lonely place to be; but The Truth is more important than popularity. Evil happens when good men do nothing; Libertarians on the internet, even if were they are good men, are men doing nothing. They fiddle while Rome burns; they fonicate while little children suffer; they pontificate while others paddle the righteous course. When I hold a mirror up to their world, they see an image they do not like; and attack the messenger, God's messenger, instead of harking the message.

Good to see Jacob is a modest fella. "God's messenger" eh? I'm curious: what do people like Jacob actually discuss with God during their conversations? Football? Theology? Cheese?

In a dream last night God told me that my work here is all but done;

(What work? Making Christians look like raving idiots?)

God has drawn a line in the cyber-sand, and all Libertarians here have been forewarned.

Ooooh, scary!

Jacob, like a lot of religious people, doesn't seem to understand that threatening non-believers with divine retribution isn't particularly effective.

They have a clear choice; adopt God as their seeing-eye dog, their moral compass, their ethical UBD; or carry on in their blind delusions and suffer the consequences.

• He wants homosexuals to be punished until they are "cured". But he still loves them, you see, he just hates their "sins".
• "Until appropriate santions against fornication are implemented, and moral values are reaffirmed by community leaders, little children will continue to suffer."
• The government should introduce: "approved music play lists, in so-called 'nightclubs'"
• "the real crime here is that women can parade their unclad bodies in public places" .... he was talking about the beach.
• He wants "direct sanctions against fornication"
• "We do not have television, but I certainly would not allow my children to watch the Mouseketeers if we did."
• "If Libertarians want small government and less tax, surely it is good to insist that only married people have sex so that sperm is used for the purpose of creating children..."
• and "I am not God"...... just in case there was any confusion.

For when the everafter commences, what is now and will be prior to that time will then be in the past, and judgments will be made; ignorance will be no excuse; penance will be paid. At that moment, no amount of language twists or Libertarian semantics will be able to trick God. God loves us all, even homosexuals, but love is a two-way deal. Those who wish to enjoy the benefits of His creation must realise that life is not simply charity; their are accounts to be paid. Worldly pleasures are seductive, and the quest for worldly knowledge a natural curiosity that all children have; but as Solomon would attest, as one grows older and comes to a position of wisdom, the ceaseless clatter of the mind may make way for a clearer vision. God's love is there for all who open their hearts and minds and embrace it; His word is the only answer you need. My colleagues and I will pray that you Libertarians all find this out before the everafter commences; for there will be Hell to pay if you continue in your arrogant, human-centred ways.

Charming fellow. "God loves you so much he'll send you to hell if you don't love him back". Kinda sounds more like a child-molester than a benevolent deity.

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