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7 December 2004

I guess the brainectomy was cancelled

Joe Vialls is back! Woo!

He brings us two pieces of important news.....

- the fearsome Iraqi resistance has the Americans surrounded and are beginning to "starve them out". I guess our Jew-controlled media is the reason nobody else has heard about this.

As Republican Guard strategists suck U.S. combat troops further north into unwanted urban areas like Fallujah, Samarra, Kirkuk and Mosul, America's supply lines from Kuwait in the far south become longer and thinner. Eventually those supply lines will be attacked by the Shi'ite Mehdi Army and cut completely, thereby starving the U.S. combat troops into surrender.

[...]

Where the Vietnamese were essentially self-trained jungle fighters with minimal weaponry, the Republican Guard is special-forces trained by Russia, and equipped with every weapon in the Russian arsenal apart from aircraft. They are highly motivated, highly trained, and are presently sucking your dad or brother or son northwards into a deadly trap that the myopic overfed generals in the Pentagon cannot or will not see, and Wolfowitz would be incapable of understanding, even if you drew it all for him in colored crayon pictures.

Oooooh. Scary.

- Joe's absence was caused by a "deadly mystery virus" (known to regular people as "the flu"):

More than a month ago I was struck down by a "flu" virus so savage that within 24 hours I had a temperature of 103.5 F and could barely breathe at all, with the resulting partial oxygen starvation rendering intelligent analysis impossible. In short, I got perilously close to death that week. When I was finally able to work out rationally what had happened and was still happening to me, I managed to establish that the most likely culprit was Asian SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) or H5N1 (Bird Flu), both of which share a suspiciously high number of scientific links to the horrific 'flu Pandemic of 1918, and the initial onset effects of the WWI war gas "Phosgene".

Within weeks of my own incapacitation, hundreds of other Western Australians were struck down in a similar fashion, but the Government made no public announcements and it issued no warnings. Instead, and in the total absence of any increased pollen count, a government spokesperson appeared on television to state that Western Australia was, "In the grip of a Hay Fever epidemic which can cause severe breathing difficulties and Asthma" ... "As you know, a severe Asthma attack can kill." This absurd propaganda was clearly designed to ensure that if deaths later became publicly evident, the deceased would be labelled as "asthmatics", rather than victims of a terrifying killer virus that had entered the State of Western Australia by unknown means.

[...]

in the public interest, I will write a full report on the subject including similarities to the 'flu Pandemic of 1918 and Phosgene, hopefully by January 2005.

I can't wait. What's the likelihood Joe will blame his flu on Zionist Death Gas?

 

Ahhh, if only.....................

People often talk about what they'd buy if they become obscenely rich. Usually, it's boring shit like cars, jewels, clothes, personal trainer, blah blah....

Personally, one of the first things I'd get would be my own Jetcopter. There's something cool about a fast helicopter. I hate planes. A chopper is like a car for the air.

Yes, this Sikorsky S-76 would do nicely thank you.

The Deluxe Executive version is a mere USD $8mil.

There's also the supremely tasty Bell 430.....

Yes. This will also do nicely......

 

Niall Cook vs. somebody

Niall is complaining about petrol prices...

Collusion Or Abuse Of Market Power?

Ever paid a whole lot of attention to petrol prices locally? Stupid question I suppose. We're all subject to the cost of filling our cars, getting to work and paying the ever-increasing costs of public transport fares. It's all connected with the cost of refined fossil fuels in one way or another, and more particularly, to the cost of refined oil products. Fossil fuels are a finite commodity, I think we all appreciate that. I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that none appreciate it more than the corporate entities integrally involved in the provision of the refined products - essentially petroleum products.

I guess the fact that half of the price of a litre on petrol goes straight into the government's pockets is irrelevant. After all, Niall thinks the government taking our money is "part of our citizenship of Australia".

So, the government robbing us for a service they do not provide is A-OK, but a company charging money for the sale of their own property is an "abuse of market power".

Ya gotta love lefty logic.

 

Arguing with another Castro-lover

I present for your enjoyment one 'Gregory Shearman', a resident of aus.politics. Gregory thinks Australia has no more freedom than Cuba. No really.

Here is a collection of Greggy's posts on Castro, and a few other things. When asked why Cuba doesn't have free elections, Greg says "neither do we". When asked why political opponents of Castro are imprisoned, he says "the same thing happens here". When asked why Cubans don't have freedom of speech, Greg says "neither do we".

Greg's reasoning is that Australians are forbidden from joining "political parties" like Al-Quaeda, so we therefore have no freedom of speech or free elections.

Ugggh.

 

"Alternative" medicine

Damian gives us a good link and some comments on "alternative" medical quackery.

Personally, I think these practicioners should be clubbed over the head. That is, after we shoot the faith healers.....

 

More Neville

Richard Neville reckons the US military are like the Khans of Mongolia. He supplies lots of evidence, like the bogus "100,000 casualties" from the Lancet, and the "half a million Iraqi children under the age of 5" who were killed by sanctions.

At first glance, the parallels are uncanny. When the Mongol hordes sacked Baghdad in 1258, they "fanned out through the prestigious city demolishing buildings, burning neighbourhoods, and mercilessly massacring men, women, and children". The waters of the Tigris ran red with human blood, many libraries perished, water resources trashed, irreplaceable cultural treasures were lost.

All achieved without an airforce. While the scale of the Mongolian slaughter is the stuff of legend, it is time to ask the obvious follow up – have the excesses of Mongols been surpassed by those of the Marines?

[...]

Comparing the Americans to Moguls is unfair on the Moguls.

Comparing the Americans to 'Moguls'?

Anyhoot, the reason for all this American nastiness is because Americans were brainwashed by the American Music Awards.

It was while I was mulling over this, puzzled at the lack of outrage, that the 2004 American Music Awards blared from the back room (two weeks after its live US broadcast). How tame it was, despite the rapper throngs, evoking the sterility of Dick Clark’s 1950’s Bandstand. One surprise was a presenter in a red hourglass dress who hugged herself passionately and asked: “Like my body?” I laughed. Better political incorrectness, than a political vacuum. What came of the hopes once lavished upon Dylan/Stones era rock? There was “rock against racism”, which seems to have succeeded, and rock against war, which seems to have failed. Although screened in a hundred countries, the American Music Awards was the voice of denial, self obsession, isolation. No climate change, no tortures, no stifling of dissent. As 200,000 citizens fled their own city, Rod Stewart was prancing about singing, It’s a Wonderful World.

I don't think even Richard understands what he's raving about anymore.

Meanwhile, over at his blog, Dick is cranky to discover that not everyone agrees with him.

This flimsy adjunct to my long running dot com has unleashed a salvo of foam from the brownshirts. Thanks for caring, and pardon the failure to reply to each comment. At my age, every minute counts.

Seems Richard's love of dissenting opinions is confined to those he agrees with.

Richard, you're awfully old to be writing like a teenager. How about retiring while you still have some illusions to dignity?

 

 

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