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3 December 2003

Iraq

Hey, aren't things in Iraq supposed to be getting worse?

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...nearly all of Iraq’s 400 courts are functioning.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1... the Iraqi judiciary is fully independent.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...on Monday, October 6 power generation hit 4,518 megawatts—exceeding the pre-war average.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...all 22 universities and 43 technical institutes and colleges are open, as are nearly all primary and secondary schools.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1, by October 1, Coalition forces had rehabbed over 1,500 schools - 500 more than their target.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1... teachers earn from 12 to 25 times their former salaries.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...all 240 hospitals and more than 1200 clinics are open.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...pharmaceutical distribution has gone from essentially nothing to 700 tons in May to a current total of 12,000 tons.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...the Coalition has helped administer over 22 million vaccination doses to Iraq’s children.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...a Coalition program has cleared over 14,000 kilometers of Iraq's 27,000 kilometers of weed-choked canals. They now irrigate tens of thousands of farms. This project has created jobs for more than 100,000 Iraqi men and women.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...we have restored over three-quarters of pre-war telephone services and over two-thirds of the potable water production.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1... Iraq (has) a single, unified currency for the first time in 15 years.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...satellite dishes are legal.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1... there is no Ministry of Information.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...there are more than 170 newspapers.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1... foreign journalists and everyone else are free to come and go.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...a nation that had not one single element—legislative, judicial or executive-- of a representative government, does.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...Shia religious festivals that were all but banned, aren't.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...the Coalition has completed over 13,000 reconstruction projects, large and small, as part of (a) strategic plan for the reconstruction of Iraq.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...Uday and Queasy are dead - and no longer feeding innocent Iraqis to his zoo lions, raping the young daughters of local leaders to force cooperation, torturing Iraq's soccer players for losing games...murdering critics.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...children aren't imprisoned or murdered when their parents disagree with the government.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...political opponents aren't imprisoned, tortured, executed, maimed, or are forced to watch their families die for disagreeing with Saddam.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...millions of longsuffering Iraqis no longer live in perpetual terror.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1...Saddam is gone.

Since President Bush declared an end to major combat on May 1... Iraq is free.

This is maybe half the list. Go read the rest and remind me again why invading Iraq was a humanitarian disaster.

Not that this will prevent the leftist "peace" crowd from wishing Saddam was still in power. Coz they really really care about innocent people man.....
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Scum

Moral equivalency galore over at Islamonline.net, in Kareem M. Kamel's sickening justification for Palestinian suicide bombings:

In this regard, one must note that Israel’s military strategy had always been to export fear into neighboring countries, and the Israeli military always made sure that the battleground for any Arab-Israeli conflict would be outside the borders of Israel. This was exemplified by the Arab-Israeli wars of 1956, 1967, 1973 and 1982, all of which took place on Arab territory. On the other hand, all the military operations during the Intifada took place within the borders of Israel, with many Palestinian bombings and guerilla operations taking place inside Israeli towns, cities and settlements.

Nice huh? The Arabs start wars of extermiantion against Israel, then complain the Jews fight back against them on "Arab territory". The peace-loving arabs then conduct their "military operations" by targeting civilains, then claim they are only doing what the horrible Jewboys have done.

Nice people.

Also, be sure not to miss their fabulously delusional "Islamic Viewpoint" Q&A page.

Or their views on homosexuality:

the punishment here is the burning of both homosexuals (the actor and acted upon) or stoning them with rocks till death because Allah Most High stoned the people of Lot after demolishing their village.

This gives "compassionate conservatism" a whole new meaning.
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Essential reading for the day

Damian Penny's brilliant mini-screed on Islamic hatred:

If Israel leaves the West Bank and Gaza, the Arabs will complain that Palestinian "refugees" haven't been allowed to return to Israel. If Israel, heaven forbid, decided to let these "refugees" return, they will complain about the "economic inequality" between the Arabs and the Jews. If the Jews gave all their money, property and power to the Palestinians, the complaint will be that the "legacy of oppression" makes it impossible for Palestinians to share a country with Israelis. And if the Jews were ethnically cleansed from the area altogether, they'll complain that the rest of the world is still "controlled" by them.

Barring military conquest and "de-Nazification" of the Middle East, this pathological hatred will not end until every Jew in the world - not just Israel, but the world - is slaughtered. And when the Jews can't be blamed anymore, they'll turn on Westerners. Then the Christians. Then the Sufis. Then the Shi'ites. And so on. (Why do I write about the Jews so often? Because eventually their persecutors, regardless of how much we try to appease them today, will come for the rest of us.)

Make sure to read the report that precedes this piece. Frightening.
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The joys of farm subsidies

John Humphreys at libertarian.org.au site argues that not only are they economically foolish, they're bad for the environment.

(Warning: The ALS still seems to be using a webserver they found in a public toilet somewhere, so you may need to try the link more than once to get it to load)
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