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18
December 2003
A
bad time for Dick
 I've
been keen to see Richard Neville's reaction to Saddam's capture, and as
expected, he's gone berzerk;
The three
hit men from the West
Hooray Hooray,
the Frankensteins of the West have finally captured the monster of their
own creation, the monster that has cost so much to the people of Iraq,
and who, even as a forlorn trophy, will incite more bloodshed. Saddam’s
extinguishment will brighten the lights of Christmas trees in Washington
and Westminster, despite the plumes of pillage, terror & war swirling
through the world as the season of merriment approaches. Kill, torture,
rip-off, humiliate – this is one of the themes of Christianity
2003, as the three leading liars of the Coalition, George W Bush, Tony
Blair and John Howard sink into the delusional torpor of their fundamentalist
Christian pud, appropriately laced with pieces of silver.
We can see how Richard
is still seen as an "intellectual" by the Radio National crowd.
Cue some typically Neville-ish non-sequiters:
Is the General
Bonkers? Does Satan wear a Turban?
Can you catch a falling
bathtub? Or carry moonbeams home in your penis?
Later, Richard tells
of his remarkable discovery: bullets can hurt people.
Take this cute
little stocking filler from Texas, an intelligent bullet, which penetrates
steel and concrete, yet does not exit from a human torso. Instead, it
“effectively explodes inside the body, ravaging tissue in all directions,
creating untreatable wounds”.
Amazing stuff. Bullets
you say? I think I saw them once on Zionist American TV.
Maybe I'm being too
critical of Dick. He finally asks an important question;
Why Am I Wasting
My Breath?
Which he answers by
wasting more breath;
In the intelligence
industry, the WMD claims were widely regarded as bogus, even by Colin
Powell and Condoleezza Rice, as revealed in the John Pilger documentary,
Breaking the Silence.
Ah, such an authoritative
source. He also quotes those notable indepedent thinkers counterpunch.org
and www.iraqbodycount.net.
Oh, get a load of
this;
Opposing the
invasion was not about tolerating for the crimes of Saddam. It was about
protecting the lives of Iraqis, about upholding the language of truth.
Protecting the
lives of Iraqis? By keeping Saddam in power? A humanitarian strategy
worthy of an Obergruppenfuhrer.
And to finish, Crazy
Dick offers us this.
No matter how
you look at it – the US army doesn’t – it adds up to
a lot of blood. More blood than ever filled the swimming pools of Saddam
Hussein.
Quite right, all that
blood never made it to Saddam's swimming pools, he preferred to keep it
in mass graves.
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Loser alert
The mullets at aus.motorcycles
aren't too happy about Saddam being captured either.
Let's start with election
conspiracies:
Lets hope that
there isnt a re-election in his scopes now because of this. im sure
Georgie Bushie certainly has one in his sights now. :-\.
I don't think
they can have an election on the leader's whim in the US of A... unlike
Australia.
and "Bush is
terrified"-isms:
I don't think
the White House will be too happy with the tropps who captured him then
kept him alive. Would have been far more convenient for him to be dead.
That can be arranged...
inevitable IMHO, lots of people don't want to hear the truth from Saddam.
Or rather, they don't want US to hear the truth from Saddam.
'Crushing dissent'
whinging:
Considering the
US totally control all the media in Iraq at the mo' so we aren't gonna'
hear anything they don't orchestrate!
Some complaining about
the americans not firing any bullets in Saddam's capture:
...it WAS unusually
disciplined... usually they fire off 10000 rounds of ammo and shoot
several people passing by...
Some bizarre ranting
about Reagan and Hollywood:
the Rambo sequels
were partly funded by the Reagan govt's
policy of subsidising patriotic output by the entertainment industry.
Saddam
was partly funded by the Reagan gov't policy of subsidising everyone
who was
perceived as keeping their enemies busy.
Rambo always
won. Rambo was subsidised by the US government. Ergo, since
Saddam was also subsidised by the US government, he would also always
win.
Yeah, I reckon
he should've shot it out, too...
..and of course, an
"americans are cowards" rant:
600 troops required
to go collect a 66 year old man hiding in a hole in a farmhouse....
how brave of them... and how disappointing it must have been for those
600 soldiers who joined up so they could play with guns and never got
to fire a single round at their arch nemesis... they're probably feeling
like they should have just stayed home and waited a couple of weeks
for the Playstation game to be released.
A collection of great
minds here folks.
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America is the greatest force for good on this planet
This should piss off
a lot of wankers: Dennis
Prager's list of truth. Some of my favourite excerpts:
America is the
greatest force for good on the planet.....If it were up to the U.N.
or the EU, or the editorial boards of most major American newspapers,
Saddam would still be happily making palaces for himself and torture
dungeons for his people.
No Muslim or
Arab country lifted a finger to help the Iraqi people. [Why would they?
There are no Jews to be killed there]
Not everyone
is happy about Saddam's capture. Palestinians, for example, are weeping.
Saddam was their hero. Iraqis were forced to march with his posters,
but Palestinians did so voluntarily. Many on the Left are also not particularly
happy. Saddam's capture is a victory for American force and for George
W. Bush, and the Left hates both more than it hates Saddam.
Most of the Left
does not hate evil; hatred of evil is primarily found on the Right.
The reason the
president is shaping history is that he has as strong a set of beliefs
-- in America's moral mission and in Judeo-Christian religious values
-- as those he is fighting. Those who hold bad beliefs can only be defeated
by those have equally strong good beliefs.
Via LGF.
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Another list of Tex Truth
1: The USA saved the
world from communism.
2: Every problem in
the middle-east is the fault of muslims.
3: Pumpkin is shit.
4: Law & Order
is the best one-hour show in the history of TV.
5: American beer is
shit.
6: Only fried potatos
are edible, all other potato permutations are unacceptable.
7: Intellectuals who
supported any socialist regime are no better than nazi sympathisers.
8: People who vote
for Bob Brown are losers.
9: Americans are better
at making movies than any other nation.
10: Guns are fun.
More people should buy guns and go hunting.
11: Public transport
sucks. You ever noticed how public transport advocates never use it themselves?
Trains and buses are mobile, taxpayer-funded urinals, nothing more. There's
a reason people buy cars. You can go where you want, when
you want, and don't have to sit next to stinky freaks.
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Tex rules the world
Hey, I
scored myself some Soviet property! Woo!!
I always knew my communist
sympathies would pay off.
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