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9 August 2004

Goodbye dickhead

Butler resigns as Tasmanian Governor

Unfortunately, he'll probably be sucking on the public tit in the form of a massive pension for the rest of his life.

I would say something comforting like "it beats having to put up with the stupid git in public life", except it didn't work for Malcolm Fraser.
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"The world game", my arse

John Hawkins is right on the money: soccer sucks

Put quite simply, if there were a competition for the "most boring, least action packed sport on Earth," soccer would be a strong contender for the crown. I mean, almost every sport you can imagine has more going on than soccer. Baseball, golf, cricket, WNBA basketball, slow pitch softball, ping pong, freeze tag, foosball, you name it, it's all a thrill-a-minute rocket ride down the side of Mt. Everest compared to footie.

Soccer is like watching the "Blair Witch Project" for the sixth time, counting grains of sand on the beach, or trying to sing every verse of "37,000 bottles of beer on the wall". How all of these "soccer hooligans" can stay awake through an entire game, much less muster the energy to riot afterwards, is beyond me.

Moreover, soccer is such a tedious "slug race on a sheet of flypaper" sport, that the only enjoyment most Americans get out of it is knowing that when we win, the fact that we don't care is like a shiv to the heart of soccer fans from whiny, ungrateful, countries around the world who complain incessantly about our country.

The problem I have with soccer isn't just the game, it's the fans, who are all-too-often obsessive, humourless bores who simply cannot fathom how anyone could fail to have an interest in this shit game.

Yes, Les Murray and Johnny Warren, I'm talking about you.
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Attention Los Angeles residents

Crazy Joe has discovered that you're about to get nuked by the...er....Zionists in, um, North Korea.
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General Tommy Franks: honorary aussie

This is cool.
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Damn

Check out this brilliant photo of Sydney Harbour.

Thanks to Slatts for the link.
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This week's Greens

The current collection of sociopathic lefty bluster is particularly energetic...

- Rohan Pearce blathers "Michael Moore's media critics are the liars".

But for all the snide asides about Moore's work being inaccurate, none of the critics have found incontestable errors of fact in the film.

Not surprisingly, Pearce The Dickbrain chooses not to mention David Kopel.

- The greenies are still in love with one particular mass-murderer...

Cuban children, whose physical, mental and moral health is the number one priority of the revolution, are protected by more severe laws than those of the United States and that they all attend school, including more than 50,000 who suffer from mental or physical disabilities and that, without exception, receive specialised care in special education centres

Gee. Sounds like paradise. Must be why thousands of them throw themselves onto rafts and risk drowning to get to the USA.
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