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29 April 2004
The joy of e-mail
Good old fashioned junk mail is so over, man. To be truly hip, today's spam requires the supreme cool of unintelligibility. Here are some of the more mysterious spams to hit my inbox recently...
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Let Girl Eat Ur Sperms monarchies caseme
Whatever happened to good old-fashioned Nigerian money-laundering scams?
Culinary follow-up
I knew this would happen. I find the world's best Chinese restauarant, and one month later they change management, chef, and menu.
The Oriental Express is now mostly Malaysian food, which isn't to my taste at all. Goddamnit!
Thanks to reader Mark for sending me some background info on the new arrangement.
A cinema in your own home
Anyone wanna buy a fabulous LCD projector? You get to watch your DVDs, videos or sporting events on a screen two metres wide.... or even bigger if you have the room. It's an NEC MT-600, in great nick and everything works. Comes with manuals, remote control and dust cover.
Trust me, you'll never watch movies on your TV screen again.
If you're in Aus and interested, e-mail me at tex {at} whackingday {dot} com
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