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6-9-02

Quote of the day

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
-Bertrand Russell
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Hugh Mackay can stuff up even a Sep.11 article

Australia's proclaimed intellectual giant Hugh Mackay's great contribution to the Sep.11 anniversary is his new Sydney Morning Herald column The fundamental things. A remarkable title, considering Mackay fails to make any point whatsoever in his murky, waffling prose. It's a stunningly bad effort, even by his standards.

Some 'choice' excerpts:

Oh, we try to minimise the sense of doom by our use of that cheeky diminutive, "9/11", but who are we trying to fool? Are we trying to convince ourselves that, hey, it's just another date, just another milestone, just another entry in history's bleak almanac?

Well no actually, you dummy. "9/11" is the american date-format shorthand for the whole horrid series of events. Mackay loves answering his own stupid rhetorical questions.

September 11's significance transcends its appalling death toll. It was a precisely targeted attack on one of the icons of American capitalism, and a stark reminder that sophisticated military machines can never protect us from the fanaticism of the terrorist.

Well, shit hey! Stunning depth of analysis. Someone forward this to the few highschool dropouts who didn't think exactly this by midnight, September 11, 2001.

Children needed to be counselled at school, frightened by the endless repetition of television pictures of the attack and its aftermath, and, in some cases, deeply traumatised by the idea that anyone's mum or dad could go off to work in a big city and never come home. The world began to mourn the loss of the victims, sharing in the grief of strangers who appeared on television, bedraggled and bewildered, desperate to share with anyone the precious recollections of their last contact with a spouse, a lover, a parent, a son or daughter, a brother or sister, a friend, a colleague.

....and the revelations keep rolling in. Why isn't this man writing for The New York Times?

We searched desperately for the psychological defences, the distractions, that might protect our minds from the awful possibility that acts of terror might be visited on us, too.

A beautiful, classic Mackayism: an emotive, yet vague and quite meaningless suggestion, bereft of examples or evidence, posing as intellectual insight.

The New York Times reported an upsurge in visits to New York art galleries in the days immediately following the attack. Was this because artists have always been better than wordsmiths at explaining us to ourselves, preserving our folk memory, and signposting our futures? Perhaps those New Yorkers were consulting the only oracle they could think of.

Jean Baudrillard couldn't write such florid piffle. Exactly how many of the millions of New Yorkers sought semiotic solace in art galleries then, Hugh? You wouldn't be drawing out more dodgy analysis from cretinous generalisations would you?

In Australia, the most significant response to the events of September 11 was the declaration, heard repeatedly, that we should embrace those we love, while we have them to embrace.

I must have missed this declaration. Who made it exactly? Surely Mackay isn't just - *gasp*! - making this stuff up as he goes, is he??

The inherent fragility of life is well known to us, but the news of any act of devastation - war, terrorist attack, plane crash, natural disaster - punctures our complacency and introduces a piquancy into the conduct of our daily affairs.

Hugh Mackay's mind wanders where few others dare: the long-forgotten bloody obvious.

The real tragedy is that we need such catalysts to rethink our priorities. But perhaps Wednesday's anniversary will remind us of a universal message: we need to live as if there's no tomorrow and, in particular, we need to recognise that love's work - nurturing our relationships, making our peace - is urgent work.

The scary thing is that this is probably the most specific and relevant point this supposedly great social researcher and intellectual has made in years.
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The nasty side of Hanan Ashrawi

The charming, soft-spoken Palestinian spokeswoman aint quite as "hugs-n-cuddles" as she's made out to be.
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Princess Di - bah, who cares....

Whaddaya know, a column from The Mirror I actually enjoyed. Wish I'd read something like this 5 years ago. Fortunately, Christopher HItchens did an excellent TV show saying pretty much the same things.

"De mortuis nil nisi bonum," they say. "Say nothing but good of the dead," but I disagree. The dead are precisely the ones you should speak ill of (because they cannot hear you, nor can they sue), and in Diana's case it has to be pointed out that her stay on this earth was virtually worthless.

St Diana (Our Lady of Liposuction) may still be revered by many ordinary people, but in truth she never had much time for anyone except the rich and famous when she was alive, unless the cameras were there to witness her occasional displays of compassion.

SHE lived a superficial life devoted to pleasure, even leaving her young children with staff for months so she could sashay off to Australia.

Hehehehehe. Read the rest of it.
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