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31-7-02

Islamic scum re-commence their genocide program

Another charming homicide bomber has killed another bunch of innocent civilians at Hebrew University in Jerusalem today.

Later the militant Islamist group Hamas claimed responsibility for the bombing, saying it was in revenge for an Israeli air raid on Gaza City last week that killed a Hamas leader and 14 other people, including 9 children.

"It's a part of a series of responses that will take a long time and teach all Israelis," the group said in a statement faxed to news agencies.

Most of the students at the Hebrew University are Jewish, though a large number are Arabs. Israel's Channel 2 television said Arab students were believed to be among the casualties, The Associated Press reported.

Weren't these the same fellas who complained about innocent kiddies being killed? But now they're going to get all israelis. Well, the word irony doesn't appear anywhere in the Koran does it? (though all that "kill the infidels" and "beat your mindless slut of a wife to death" stuff was pretty entertaining).

Hamas are not too worried about killing Arabs who happen to be around either. *Gasp*...someone might even argue that this is not so much a case of fighting for a homeland as a plan to exterminate the entire population of Israel. Of course, maybe I'm just a cynic.

You understand, of course, that this was a brave freedom fighter strking back against those zionist-soldiers-disguised-as-students who were hiding out in a university cafeteria. Islam is a religion of peace dammit, it would never target innocent civilians.....
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Hannibal redux

The re-make of Red Dragon is on it's way. I'm a fan of Michael Mann's stylish manhunter, but it was ultimately limited by a vague script, rough editing, erratic direction, some terrible soundtrack choices and the woeful William Petersen in the lead role.

This one has all the ingredients on paper:

- it's got a fucking killer cast: Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes, Harvey Keitel, Emily Watson, Mary Louise Parker and Philip Seymour Hoffman

- Written by Ted Tally who penned lambs

- Brett Ratner is a skillful young director

Potential Problem #1: Hopkins. Hannibal was a load of shit, and Lecter has become a stupid, irritating caricature of himself. Let's pray to Satan the director & actor resist the temptation to ham it up. Hopkins not only has to restore his lambs credibility, but also live up to Brian Cox's wonderfully slimy portrayal. I'm not confident though. The temptation to go back to Hannibal The Clown for one-liners and trailer grabs will be too much methinks.

Potential Problem #2: Will Ed Norton be any good as the determined, intense Will Graham, or will he be the bloody annoying, nasal Fight Club Ed?
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'bout bloody time

Well, it seems Martin Scorcese is finally about to finish the edit of Gangs of New York - a film which finished shooting well over a year ago. It's one of the few movies I'm looking forward to. It's apparently gonna have a 2hr40min running time. But when is the bloody thing actually coming out?
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Someone give this man free donuts

Paul Wright does a beautiful knackering of our foreign policy weasels, who start pissing their pants over the thought of being criticised by out enlightened Asian neighbours.

Asian countries send their children here to be educated, their rich come here when they are sick. We have nothing to apologise for, and nothing to ask for. Is there any doubt that they will continue to buy our products and services. World countries set up their headquarters in Sydney for very good reasons. Mainly so they know that the President's son-in-law's personal trainer is not allowed to show up and demand a job.

Amen brother :)
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Beer pondering

Help me o reader: I have money for a slab of beer, but what to buy? Right now I'm thinkin' Crown Lager. Opinions?
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