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2-9-02

How come he gets all the freaks?

If they ever hand out awards for "The Blogger With The Weirdest Readership", James Russell at Hot Buttered Death is a shoo-in. Just check out his list of search strings that people have used to find his site. Dude, what kind of e-mails do you get?
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Back Now

Took a few days off. Got a bit bored with the world of the web.

Had a nice, kinda lazy weekend. Rode to Goulburn on Saturday for lunch with my brother. First real opportunity to...um....tap out my new ZX-9R a bit. HeeHee. This is a seriously fast motorcycle.

Sunday was lazy. Picked up my new $240 wooden chess set. Very nice. Did go to dinner at the Southern Cross Club. I love clubs: kick-ass food and decently-priced beer in a nice atmosphere. Found a new brew I like very much: Tooheys New.
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Thank You Everybody

Holy Crapholies!! Back in July I had over 1800 individual visits and around 16,000 hits. But for August I got 7,752 individual visits and almost 60,000 hits. Farkin hell!!!!

Thanks to everyone who reads my daily waffling. Thanks especially to everyone who links to it. It seems the person I have to thank most for this massive jump in traffic is the Immaculate Blogatrice herself - Sasha Castel. Bless you m'lady. I must also thank the furious Rottweiler for his support. I'd also like to thank everyone else who's linked to me. You know who you are, and my heartfelt thanks.

Send me fan/hate mail: tex **AT** whackingday **DOT** com
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Feedback

Fritz Pettyjohn of California writes

In the upcoming trade negotiations with the US, Australia should seek to
include a provision providing for mutual "sojourner" rights for citizens of
the two countries. The sojourner concept has been fleshed out in other
articles on the Anglosphere, and is, I believe, the best way to advance the
cause. This idea has a number of advantages:

1) It would be bilateral, not multilateral. As the psychiatrist in "What
About Bob?" says, "Baby steps, baby steps." If it proves successful, it can
be extended to other nations.

2) If Australia backs the US in the upcoming war with Iraq, there would be a
legitimate reason to single Australia out for special treatment. Americans
have a natural affinity for Australians to begin with, which would be
greatly reinforced.

3) American opponents (black racists, UNophiles, etc.) would be hamstrung,
since Congress can not amend such a trade agreement - only vote it up or
down.

Perhaps you and your fellow Aussie bloggers can run this idea up the
flagpole, and see if anyone salutes.

Well, fellow Oz-bloggers? What say thou? Personally, I think it'd have sod-all chance, despite any supposedly warm-fuzzy feeling the yanquis have for is. If my memory serves me correctly, it aint happened after any other war where we've supported the USA, I doubt it'd happen now.
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Search Strings

Search strings thru which people have discovered this site:

canberra times ellis refugee (heh. Accurate on so many levels)
dickmobile picture
essays on conspiracies
holly valance lesbian kiss (sorry dude, I'd post it if I had any)
labor day wearing white emily post (what the fuck?)
the tory network of businessmen
women fucking snakes (I get a lot of snake-sex strings, for some reason)
whacked cars (whacked cars?)
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"We'll send Australians home in bags", says Iraq

Oooooh, these dudes are scary huh?

The level of Iraqi anger towards Australia reached a new level here yesterday, when Dr A.K. Al-Hashimi, an adviser and confidant to the regime of Saddam Hussein, warned of the hatred with which Iraqis would kill Australians or the troops of any other country that fell in with a United States attack.

No you won't dickhead. The americans pounded your sorry caveman-asses into a pulp last time. Now you're even weaker than you were then. What are you going to do to them, squeal about "the wrath of Allah"? They'll laugh in your face and ram a grenade up your ass, fucker.

"Any British or Australian fighters who come here will go home in a plastic bag or on a stretcher," he said.

"They don't understand the Muslim mentality; God help those soldiers when they face our anger."

They faced it last time, and you got your asses kicked. Muslim warriors are great at shooting civilians, killing babies and beating up women, but when you're faced with an american, aussie or israeli who can shoot back you wet your fucking pants and run screaming in the other direction.

News dude: enjoy your last days. You're gonna get squashed. Talk all you want about muslim anger, allah's wrath and all the rest of your islamic crap. It won't mean shit. They're gonna be shovelling what's left of your corpse into a ditch, and there is nothing you can do about it.
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