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29-7-02

YEEEAAHHH BAYBEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ministry have a new album and live DVD coming out. I feel like dancing a jig in celebration.
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Reminiscing

Gaz Parker reminds me why I'm glad not to be at university anymore;

BACK TO UNI for a new semester means some exciting new units. One of these is Convoluted Soft-headed Slop 212.

The main Learning Outcome is the demonstrated ability to um and ah in culturally-sensitive, non-discriminatory "language" such that the student talks around in circles and misses the bleedingly obvious. Can you really believe a fellow student would ask the rest of the class a question beginning: "Can I ask those of you who identify yourselves as male..."

At least a third of the class had the decency to laugh at her.

I laughed too. Gazza also asks the important question: Why are people who label consumption "decadent, meaningless and hollow" always badly-dressed and ugly?

Buggered if I know Gareth. I spent my time at Uni trying to stay clear of them. Though in an arts degree majoring in sociology, this is pretty much an impossibility.

I kept myself sane by writing...er...."fun" essays just to see how the tutors and fellow students would react. Some personal favourites were advocating the execution of the mentally handicapped and why pollution is good for us.

These ones didn't get great grades. Damned bolshevik academics.....
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Bloody Mondays

So our genius weather forecasters predict last friday it'd be sunny today. So - thinks I - it'd be a good opportunity to ride me new ZX-9R to Bateman's Bay, eat some fish n' chips by the beach and ride back - free from the choking traffic. So, I takes Monday off work you see.

You'll never guess what happened: it started raining last night, and it's been raining all friggin day. I made it to Braidwood, ate some lunch, before my cold-wet self decided "this sucks", and headed home.

At least the lunch was pretty good: The Grapevine Cafe does the basic hot lunches. I had two toasted ham/cheese/tomato sanwiches + some chips and a muggachino. The Grapevine is also a 2nd-hand bookshop, so you've got stuff to eat while you read.

At least it was good wet-weather riding practice on the brutal new machine.
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Saudi Arabia sucks

If anyone is thinking of moving there...DON'T. Thanks to Damian Penny for the link.
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Oh, fuck the goddamned children.....

Ageing paranoid moralist wench - Barbara Biggins - is still trying to save us ignorant masses from the evils of TV and movies. When are cunts like Biggins, big-government-family-values "conservatives" like Richard Alston, and every "family" group in Australia just going to leave us alone already?

What is it about these "concerned parents" wankers that gives them the divine right to interfere with people's liberties? News dudes, I don't care if you want to protect your children. Protect your own fucking children, and I'll protect mine.

I never asked you to have babies, and yet I'm supposed to alter my lifestyle so your little rugrats won't see a pair of tits on TV, or hear a "naughty word" somewhere. Coz you're too bloody stupid and lazy to get off your fat asses and exercise some parental responsibility, you want everyone else to raise them for you.

Well as far as I'm concerned, you and your morally righteous little rugrats can go fuck yourselves.

I dunno about you, dear reader, but whenever these crusaders-for-the-kiddies start peddling this shit, I get the urge go outside and start selling crack and Traci Lords videos to teenagers.

Thanks to Professor Bunyip for the heads-up.
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Immigration

Paul Wright says more politically incorrect things which should seem like common bloody sense anyway. Except - to many - it is anything but.
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Warning to John Pilger: this article will make your brain explode

Seeing as I've included a bunch of stuff from them today, I might as well include what is probably my all-time favourite article from Frontpage, by Jamie Glazov. Glazov makes mincemeat of the pro-Arafat lobby with this devastating polemic. Amongst the gems.....

So be a smart and clever Arafat apologist. The overall objective of your life should be facilitating the killing of Jews and destroying the state of Israel. The last thing you should be doing is worrying about the Palestinians.

Read the rest. It - as they say in the classics - kicks arse......
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Abolish the European Union

Robert Locke says naughty things about the eurocrats in Brussels.
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Invasion Fun

Another fine case for going into Iraq and toppling Hussein is made here. Go read.
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Quote of the day

Deutscher, Lenin, Trotsky and Marx all staked their claims on the belief that socialism would produce abundance and freedom. A terrible history has shown us irrefutably that it doesn’t. Socialism is really a theory of economic theft and what it produces is poverty. Socialist systems are unable to even keep pace with the technological development necessary to sustain a modern economy. Moreover, they are fundamentally incompatible with human liberty.
- David Horowitz

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